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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 2h

braves and yankees eliminated on the same night?

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 4h

its great, i love it

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4h

i'm uncomfortably confident that my stepdad was in some way forced to work with this guy

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 5h

niceville and hurlburt, best okaloosa shout-out since that startled sheriff's deputy emptied his clip after an acorn fell on a car roof

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 5h

they should give it another two years and see if they can convince him he knows where savannah guthrie's mom is

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 5h

Do these fucking babies every stop crying? You have impunity to massacre every Muslim within shooting distance. No one is stopping you from killing everybody. You win. archive.is/QByrF

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 5h

"it's a big playoff game, but you know who's due? james shields"

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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 5h

Phil Hartman was the Bret Hart of SNL. Canadian mainstay on a major US show, not flashy but technically a master and could work classics with anyone. Highly respected, but a bit overshadowed by flashier castmates. Now seen as among the best ever (I’d put them both as #1)

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11h

You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy to share an excerpt from the first issue of the new Ape Sh*t zine by @monkeywire.bsky.social out this week from @orbooks.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-bizarre-...

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The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey

An excerpt from Ape Sh*t: The Zine for Primates

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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 15h

Ok, so I wrote the NYT's TV canon-building exercise and why it's interesting that the list ranks the 1st through millionth best gritty lyrical sonofabitch cop shows but not even one Blue Sky procedural. Justice for BURN NOTICE. pjmaciak.substack.com/p/gracie-abr...

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Gracie Abrams on the LOST Island

Six Theses on the NYT’s Best TV Shows of the 21st Century

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 18h

I fear that any midterm “mandate” angry voters give them will be squandered on dinner party invites instead of building the accountability regime people are desperate for and are putting their bodies and lives on the line to get.

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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 14h

"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14h

[guy who has been waiting 20 years for someone to bring up the pointer sisters on social media] I have a copy of the Oakland Tech's 1968 high school production of West Side Story, and it was SUPPOSED to have Bonnie Pointer as Anita, but she must have been sick, and it's her understudy on the record.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 15h

i love what a sweet song "what a surprise is" and how it still feels like something you involuntarily wind up almost skipping while thinking about on a sunny day and yet the message is still very explicit: honestly, i was just here for the dick, and i thought we were both clear about that, and oops

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 15h

really appreciate the consistency of voice in the pointer sisters' core catalog, which breaks down as: • i hadn't thought about fucking you • upon reflection, i gotta fuck you rn • when are you gonna man up and fuck me • i fucking wrecked you • it's wrecking me thinking of fucking you • neutrons

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 18h

hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, Cloris Leachman, George Kennedy, Tim Robbins. A peerless troika.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, everyone has a hole in their swing.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They have a dedicated fund set up for this purpose, and that's where we'll be sending our donation at the end of December. As in, your money will quite literally be used to protect trans kids. A very literal mission for our very imaginary PTKU fanbase: harborcamps.org/safety-secur...

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Safety & Security - Harbor Camps for trans & non-binary youth

Dear Harbor Camps Families and Supporters,Each of you profoundly understands how much has changed over the past few years. The rise in anti-trans rhetoric and laws is unprecedented in our nation’s his...

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it kills me that i can't remember the name of their social guy on here right now, because we should ask him. when i used to keep pluto on the mst3k channel all the time during the pandemic, i swore they looped them in a fixed order, but it also seems like a place where they might do that as a bit

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i checked because this sounded weird, and she's in only 4 episodes out of 250, that's 1.6 percent of the total, i'm really upset that i did math about this

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That's not why I'm watching. I'm watching to find out that flashback George Kennedy is played by Tim Robbins and being tortured by the Nazis in wartime Amsterdam.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

choosing to believe i'm not alone in watching the love boat channel on pluto

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

getting my rookie assignment in hell and it's pointing at ram dass and saying "that thing got a hemi?" for 1,000 years

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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Elsa Lanchester was the daughter of a socialist firebrand and a posh woman who ran away with him to become a left-wing vegetarian who refused to marry on principle, and who also once worked as a secretary to Karl Marx’s daughter…

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's the sort of effete reference that won't make anything better but they oughta name whatever the "raze and burn any trace of trump's works" law the Bonwit Teller Act

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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh hey, free shipping on the newly available paperback preorder of BAD COMPANY, out Feb. 9! We just finalized the cover today and it looks GREAT, can't wait to share! bookshop.org/a/109816/978...

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Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream

*VANITY FAIR'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*ONE OF NEW REPUBLIC'S BOOKS OF THE YEAR*KIRKUS' BEST NONFICTION BOOKS OF THE YEAR 2025*ONE OF AV CLUB'S BEST BOOKS OF 2025*"[An] indictment of an industry that has ca...

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the rebooted law & order also seems like it was created as an antibody to seasons 1-9

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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No matter how much OCD Yahweh bribes or threatens or smites them, the minute he turns his vindictive gaze away, the Israelites are right back to raising statues of Astarte with the great tits

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the last couple seasons of house felt like an extended tribute to everything you wished the show would have evolved out of instead of into, like it was trying to end by unmaking itself

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's a small consideration, and most people don't register the slight of treating "what your name is" as something they need to save time on. like, buddy, we have the two seconds of life available to both of us to establish that i'm a person beyond the 66% of letters in my name you feel like reading

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ah, there you go, i always forget duncan heinz guderian's first name

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you'd think he'd be more of a fry guy, what with the name

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Coming in second place for this year’s Nobel Prize in Physics is the University of Arkansas for their revolutionary work on Petrinos.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my son brasenose cannot wait to spend this season rooting for his favorite troupe the atlanta foundlings

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history

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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

never the wrong time for this classic

Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?"
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m starting to get requests from people to evaluate proposed solutions to campus sexual violence. The best list of demands I’ve seen so far comes from the students at Cornell. They understand the role of power and the kinds of big structural and cultural shifts that are required to end violence.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

that's the consultant from provasic who needs to him about bringing his data in line with the results of the clinical trials

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dr. jesus christ is wheeled in on a gurney before dr. jesus christ who exclaims, "this man is my son and father! i cannot operate on him!" why? because he is a doctor of divinity and not licensed to practice medicine

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"the bad news is the cdc says it's grippe but the good news is they say we can give his water more carbonation"

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it's a sturdy marble island in a room with a high ceiling. there is no crouching or cringing here, luke shits into the sink while standing astride it like a colossus

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