Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is 37645105
wharf rat @nhwharfrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025just gotta pretend he's a kicker and split the uprights 000
✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I DO NOT want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is 290
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025don’t get me wrong I’m still going to the album release movie tonight with my teenage nieces. I contain multitudes (all bad) 1410
James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025🎶To the left, to the left, now back to the right, up a little🎵 020
your bloody scare-ic 🧛♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 03/10/2025considering he was the only one she agreed to marry, it’s possible he might already know 170
hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Left Turn At Albuquerque (Taylor's Version) 080
the Lsel ambassador’s situationship @garrettkiriakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I know deep in my soul he doesn’t even know how to pronounce it 010
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Travis Clitce. is this anything 2271
Cagefight Catlord @catlurd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025We did that alreadyyoutube.comHuey Lewis & The News - If This Is ItYouTube video by HueyLewisTheNewsVEVO 170
Erik “ICE delenda est” Michaelsen @eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social · 04/10/2025“I feel like i’m rubbing your urethra/ But, you’re too kind to say/ You move my hand back to your bra/ Yet still I want to play/ Finding the clitoris/ On a beauty such as you/ Is a greater joy than touchdowns/ Or, conversion points of two.” 010
Josh D. S. 2 On the Spooky Beach @matrixman124.hellthread.vet · 03/10/2025🎶it's not about the size, but how you fuckin use it🎶 010
Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Or anthems teaching any and all men, really. Just, clit instructional anthems all up in the place. Musical clit PSAs. Clitformational tunes, if you will. 140
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 03/10/2025I'll start: The legend lives on from the Swifties on down to the big lunk they call Travis Kelce... 000
Tom Buckner @justanotherant.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I was looking for the clit in all the wrong places Lookin' for the clit from 25 paces Searchin' the thighs, lookin' for laces Maybe it was tied on somewhere Hoping to find a clit on her shoulder Still confused and another day older What does a clit even look like? 000
turgidApproach @joshhull.bsky.social · 03/10/2025He can always get open in the middle. He’s mission clitical. 000
Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025the new Netflix show starring the Kelce brothers: 040
Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025he’d look for it on the track listing but he’d never find it 020
Geoffrey Talaxian 🌯🚀🎧🍽️⚓️🦋🌊♎️🏳️🌈 @waxsonic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Clitorati - the secret society that knows where the clit is 130
