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Tim 🏒

@tim.ink
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Posting about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. Go Blue Jackets. Doing important human-squirrel related science. Unfortunately all the thoughts posted in this account are my own. He/him

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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 2h
If you have work travel booked and the pope announces a visit that disrupts your plans, does insurance count that as an act of god?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 16h
There are too many sports on tonight
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17h
Meet the team tonight! Hockey is back! LFG #CBJ!
An off white and light blue blue jackets hat with lots of signatures from the players.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
My kid is using the moon’s energy to charge her crystals and D&D dice.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
At one point they were looking at doing Rogue Squadron and there is so much there with Michael Stackpole’s books - but yeah let’s just keep trying the Skywalker thing.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
GM I tried to play soccer with the youths yesterday and I am paying the price this morning
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
Hi so I got a Saturday morning surprise. This is Lucy and she is joining our family today 🥰
A liver and white cocker spaniel sitting on a fluffy donut in the back seat of a car.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
I’m considering buying a new lawn decoration
A statue of a gorilla wearing a yellow shirt that says in memory of harambe
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Big boats got stuck
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Call me Mr Ambassador
A fortune cookie that reads “Be the ambassador of encouragement that fosters a spirit of unity and compassion.”
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Wow it’s Friday. I hope logging into work doesn’t reveal any massive problems today.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Charlie Elick looking good tonight paired with Werenski #cbj 🏒
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 24/09/2026
LFG #CBJ 🏒
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 24/09/2026
GM time to fulfill my childhood dreams of spreadsheets
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 24/09/2026
I had to buy bed sheet suspenders because I apparently sleep like a crocodile
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026
Interviewer at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters: on your application you list your mutant power as Me: Sneezing. Sometimes 30 times in a row.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026
I left my kid alone for an hour and now the cat is soaking wet
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026
GM people in my phone. It’s hump day!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026
What if the Rebel shield generators were actually a Toblerone.
Scene from Star Wars Rebel Hoth Base shield generators that look sort of like a big ass toblerone
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21/09/2026
Admin Admin would make a beautiful name for a baby elevated access user
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21/09/2026
Oh fuck man I was just blasting Hit Or Miss with my kid yesterday, and I remember seeing them at the old warped tour 😞
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21/09/2026
Exciting things happening in my house. I got a lumbar support pillow so I don’t hurt myself by sleeping.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 20/09/2026
GM! At Nationwide with my kid to see the blue jackets practice and getting pumped for preseason kickoff tomorrow
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026
High score. Won’t be able to use my shoulder for a while but I showed the kids the old man still has it.
The 2 minute drill football arcade machine where you throw footballs through 20-30-50 point holes, and it shows Tim scored 699 points setting a new high score and earning a shit ton of tokens that his daughter can use to buy something from the points shop.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026
Hells yeah
A go kart track with go karts lined up getting ready to race around the track
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026
Costco NO!
An aisle at Costco with Christmas decorations
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026
I started watched Pirates of Dark Water with my kid and it’s heart breaking they never finished this show
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026
GM taking my kid to a birthday party today that also has go karts. I’m going to RL Mario kart today.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/09/2026
What do you call the room off the back of a house with windows, screens, and/or sliding glass doors on the three sides?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/09/2026
My 11yo seeing a picture from the Never Ending Story: do they save the horse?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/09/2026
Dying! on a Muffin
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/09/2026
GM ☀️ I have today off and a new Diablo season just started. The stars are aligning.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/09/2026
Oh hey today is my Friday. Fuck yeah.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 16/09/2026
I’m hoping Merzlikins gets put on LTIR after his physical, and #CBJ signs Fantilli with their new cap space. 🤞 🏒
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 16/09/2026
New 👏 record 👏 day! 👏
The paramour Riot vinyl record album
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026
My daughter has full rink hockey practice tonight. My kid is going to sleep on time!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026
Freeing up my time by filling my calendar with work-place poetry
back-to-back meetings from 9am to 5pm and when you read the meeting names it says, "Please Let Me Work, Calendars Hurt People, And I'm So Very Tired of the Video Calls. Free Me From Meetings."
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026
Oh good, my dog isn't stressed. I was worried his no responsibilities was getting a bit much.
a blood test results list show cortisol blood level is normal.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026
I have entered my grape juice arc. I was apple juice before, but I am all about grapes now.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026
Oh no it got colder and now I want pumpkin flavored things
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 14/09/2026
The Radiolab Rabies episode was eye opening for how crazy deadly rabies is.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 14/09/2026
Time for a culinary adventure* * make Mac’n Cheese
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 14/09/2026
Maybe dogs are right. I wish someone would wrap MY medicine in cheese.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 13/09/2026
Home made spaghetti noodles
A white plate of home made spaghetti noodles in four piles.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 13/09/2026
GM I feel like baking today
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/09/2026
StarCraft 3 looks like Destiny/Helldivers type game? RETVRN to the RTS!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/09/2026
Me, dropping food: Oh No! The space between my oven and my stove: Oh YES!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/09/2026
LFG
My daughter - who I try not to post too much but I am really proud of her - getting ready to get on the ice and kick off hockey season in her full hockey gear.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/09/2026
If my dog understood economics he would probably enjoy going to the vet even less
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