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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴

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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, USPS has been garbage since Trump has been president the second time. I have a package coming that's just been in Hoboken for two weeks... I'm sure it's on purpose to try to make sure mail in ballots get to their destination late
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok... To anyone else who listened to episode 3 of World Turner from @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social, did anyone else scream at their phone "NO, I NEED MORE!" when that episode ended? I'm so thoroughly enjoying Lou's mini campaign right now
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every morning, one of the first things I do after waking up is to check AP News to see if "IT" happened
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really want to know why Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirriani reacted like this to the Mariachi group playing the national anthem on Monday. Say that racist shit with your entire chest instead of just making a sour face
Eagles Head Coach Nick Sirriani making a sour face during the playing of the national anthem by a Chicago based mariachi band on Monday before they got beat by a third string quarterback by twenty points
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck are we doing as a society, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN NETFLIX IS MAKING A NEW REALITY SHOW BASED ON THE STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT?!?! Netflix Turning Stanford Prison Experiment Into Reality Show - Nerdist share.google/ROZv3oPwS6QG...
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Netflix Turning Debunked Stanford Prison Experiment Into Equally Unethical Show
Netflix is launching a new reality show based on the thoroughly debunked, wholly unethical 1971 Stanford Prison Experiment.
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn't know the U-20 Women's World Cup was currently going but Colombia is in the semifinals!
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ACAB includes anyone who drives a Ford Explorer
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I see people who still have HP stuff in their profile the same way I see people who still go to Chris Brown or Kanye concerts
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gee... I wonder how this'll go... abc7chicago.com/amp/post/chi...
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Chicago Bears news: Bears survey asks fans about potential move to build new NFL stadium in Hammond, Indiana | abc7chicago.com
A new Chicago Bears survey is asking fans specifically about a potential move to build a new NFL stadium in Hammond, Indiana.
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In the vein of the Irish Goodbye, I give you the Colombian Goodbye. Basically you say you're about to leave after one last coffee but then you stay for an extra two hours...
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I went to LaGrange, IL the other day and the equal pull of the Earth and the Sun was pleasant
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I just saw someone on Hinge admitting she still listens to the H3 podcast... So all that support for the genocide in Gaza wasn't enough? 😬
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ALCHEMY WORKS?! *runs to get dog and daughter*
Headline from the Independent reading "Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold" with a subtitle "The physicists made an unexpected breakthrough". Written by Ulrik Egede for The Conversation on Saturday 15 August 2026 at 12:39 BST
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@americanair.bsky.social in the time I've been waiting for my delayed flight to leave O'Hare today we've had four gate changes, making me walk literally from one end of Terminal 3 to the other (G1>L1>L10>G5>L21) and when I tried to say something about this your staff took no accountability
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wait, I just saw an ad for the new season of that Chad Powers show... It's like about a former quarterback who disguises himself so he can be on a team again, right? Did they really call the team he plays for the "Catfish"?
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I swear to fucking god, if someone asked today's liberals in the 1940s if the SS should be abolished they would've responded that it should be reformed
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
To quote my 69 year old mother in the group chat, F Argentina lol
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where was this type of officiating all tournament long? The second the refs aren't handing Argentina the game on a silver platter they look horrible
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If someone opened a door called BIKING STORE, would it be a store for bikes and bike related accessories, or a store for Bi Kings to get all their needs?
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok, I've been on vacation in Colombia since Saturday and have been having fun sightseeing and going on a tour of La Piedra del Peñol, but today, sitting in a little restaurant (one that I remember going to as a kid) and looking out at the rest of Pueblito Paisa, I'm feeling at my most emotional...
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ok, I just matched with someone on Hinge who plays DnD... Did I win? I feel like I won... lol
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let's go Egypt!!! (for now, on Saturday not so much)
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And the curse of the Round of 16 continues
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Idea for the World Cup to eliminate the practice of tanking in game 3 of the group stage after a team has already qualified for the knockout stages. Rank all the 1st, 2nd, and advancing 3rd place teams using all the tie breakers and have them go against each other like in the NCAA tournament.
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
While we should be happy that Birthright Citizenship was upheld, it's still a bad day for our Trans brothers and sisters and a bad day for campaign finance reform.
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again... It's funny how it's always a big tent and vote blue no matter who when we need to accept conservatives, but when the left starts winning primaries, that's not acceptable
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Forced to use budget for the second time in two weeks for my car rental for a business trip and both times the service was absolute dog shit...
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sorry, but 9pm local is a ridiculous start time for a soccer game
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Matched with someone on Hinge because she seemed alright, but her response to my prompt that says, among other things, that I want to be on the same page about there being a free Palestine was to say "from Hamas". Nope. Fuck that noise. Unmatched immediately. The bar is so low and people still trip
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Japan was knocking at the door for a while before they got that equalizer
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Japan is playing very well
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Germany is treating Curacao like 2014 Brazil
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If Curacao could learn to pull the trigger on some of these shots faster they would have scored like ten minutes ago... Germany is still dominating possession, but it feels pretty even as far as chances at goal
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I suddenly had 46 people trying to match me on a dating app out of nowhere... None of them meet my criteria for someone I will date, but that really did something to improve my already improving confidence lol
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Nature Portfolio @natureportfolio.nature.com · 12/06/2026
A study in Nature Neuroscience shows that core benefits of sleep—reduced local sleep pressure, renormalized synaptic strength and memory consolidation—can be reproduced in awake, behaving mice by inducing sleep-like on/off activity patterns in cortex. #Neuroskyence 🧪
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Induction of cortical on/off periods in awake mice fulfills sleep functions - Nature Neuroscience
Driessen et al. show that core benefits of sleep—reduced local sleep pressure, renormalized synaptic strength and memory consolidation—can be reproduced in awake, behaving mice by inducing sleep-like on/off activity patterns in cortex.
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is there such a thing as an enemy with benefits, or is that just an employer?
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every time I see a Morgan & Morgan commercial, in my head I'm going "Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan"
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh my god, how do people still like Harry Potter in 2026... Too many women on Hinge are still admitting that shit
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
LMAO THE WOMAN WHO GOT SALTY WHEN I SAID THERE WOULDN'T BE A SECOND DATE BECAUSE SHE WAS CONSERVATIVE JUST TRIED TO MATCH ME AGAIN! You could've avoided getting upset by being up front about your beliefs in your profile, because I never would've matched in the first place
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I got a haircut yesterday and got a compliment from a woman within hours... Confidence is high... lol
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I want to get a lavender White Sox hat but I don't know what I would wear it with
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Fuck You Thunder! You Can Suck My Dick!
Alt: Fuck You Thunder! You Can Suck My Dick!
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
At the airport for a day trip from Chicago to Minneapolis and back again and I just walked past someone who smells like they've never even heard the word deodorant...
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fuck Ray López and the rest of the conservative Dems in the city council for continuously being a roadblock to anything that helps poor Black and Brown people in Chicago. Truly a gusano of the worst order.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
they should make greg posts that aren’t mid
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is it just me or have the ads on tiktok been really weird for the last like 24 hours? I've blocked so many accounts trying to sell some lame ass Jesus sweater (I'm an atheist) or some weird American flag bullshit (fuck this country).
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 spoilers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "That's the problem with hitting the elites financially. Every time you hurt one, all it does is make another richer. That won't stop until the baskets overflow with their godsdamned heads." Fuck... Marry me, Rosetta
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy Parade of Horribles Day!
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Obi Juan Colombi 🇨🇴 @obijuancolombi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I went to a Michelin place yesterday and they kept trying to sell me tires. Worst eating experience ever
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