Science Magazine @science.org · 25/09/2026Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study. The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. scim.ag/4hHU6BA5:33 PM · Sep 25, 2026 6837415
David Pattie @davidpattie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.org'The work, which has not been peer reviewed'. Think that just about says it all. 7104211
Blank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgstatic.klipy.comVinny Says 'No, Dummy' in Assisted LivingALT: Vinny Says 'No, Dummy' in Assisted Living 0460
stefd.bsky.social @stefd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgSo you've run out of science to report on? 030
Call me Trixie @trixienorton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgOh, now Science magazine prints non-peer reviewed work. I shouldn't complain, they did put it up front in the headline. Most wouldn't. 1580
707Kat @707kat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgCan AI respond to input? Yes. Can AI feel? No. Can AI respond to input looking like they feel something? Yes. Does it mean they feel? No. 23150
Jenne (she/her) Go Birds @jenne.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgOh so now we're printing whatever we wish were true? Cool cool cool. 1300
A’ine Evergreen 🏳️⚧️ @sith-art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNo, saved you a click. 0580
Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgKnock it off, Science Magazine 060
Botticellibelle @botticellibelle.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgStop writing AI propaganda. 0141
Lamb 🐑🎮 @lamb.northsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgHow much money did you accept from OpenAI? 050
Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgEither this is in the wrong magazine or the title of your publication is missing a “fiction” 0480
Breddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgScience magazine, everyone 0290
Laura @lauraapollo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgHas not been peer reviewed. I'm gonna stop you right there. 😐 0190
TH @tylerhower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgA model is not the thing modeled. 31053
Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgCan the new cutting-edge dollies models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study by small female children.top5best.comTop 5 Best Crying Doll (Budget-Friendly Options (2026))2026's Top 5 Best Crying Doll Top Rated and Reviewed. Easily choose and compare the Best Crying Doll for you all in one place. (Budget-Friendly Options (2026)) 529134
Mary!! 🐓❤️ @kobayashimaruu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgman most people don't even believe those of us with chronic pain are actually experiencing said pain, ESPECIALLY if the person suffering isn't white 030714
k_the_(spo)okayest 👻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgReading this headline literally made me stupider.static.klipy.comStupid StupidityAlt: Stupid Stupidity 050
Jack @jacklikesfilm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNo, and anyone suggesting otherwise is a clueless prick who shouldn't be allowed near a computer. 0120
Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNot an issue. If it's been trained on data relating to the sexual proclivities of Silicon Valley, these agents will be in seventh heaven. 010
rockinchimp 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 @rockinchimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgWell done for answering your own stupid question in the headline, no AI can't feel pain, because it isn't organic. 000
𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.org"which has not been peer reviewed" SCIENCE MAGAZINE, everybody 1961
elizabeth is apparently a witchy vamp? @thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgWhere is it’s nervous system? 0231
Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgCan Goblins bake? We can at least draw a picture of a Goblin Bakery. Study reignites debate as to what, if anything, Goblins put on their scones 21627
LeftPeggers 🏴 🇵🇸 @leftpeggers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNo. There, sorted. 040
Jon @jonw67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.org"No." Next piece of clickbait, please... 090
Ristin Raccoon @ristinraccoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgWhy are you wasting time on unqualified salespeople and con-artists @science.org ? Why are you wasting time on a marketing ploy? Why are you pretending an ad campaign is a non-peer-reviewed ‘paper’ with scientific merit? 091
💙⚡❤️ The Haunted Typewriter 💀 @hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgI have no mouth and I must scream. 010
Marlowe 🦇 @marlowechris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgEvery day, at least one major publication provides evidence of Betteridge's Law @ianbetteridge.com 1250
Saul Paints @saulpaints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgPC Gamer in 1998 ass take 0120
Jolly Confused @riteofpassage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgIf it hasn't been peer reviewed then 'Science' Magazine shouldn't even be reporting on it. Ridiculous. GTFU. 010
Yohan Sauvage @yohansauvage.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNow I understand how you can enjoy the delocalisation of your own thinking to a machine. 050
MinusAndrogynus @minusandrogynus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgWee Woo Magazine interviews charlatans. Results are mixed. 010
Flopie Sue ΘΔ @faeriesheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgMight as well post work of flat earthers in your "Science" Magazine at this point. 020
Natalie Christie Peluso 🧠 @nataliepeluso.com · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgConfused about how this was published in Science without peer review. Isn't this better characterised as advertising? 2361
thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgdo my dirty sneakers feel shame? experts are divided 🙄 070
rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgSo you’re saying I can torture it? Good. I know what I’m doing with my weekend now. 000
Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgMurder via second hand embarrassment is still murder. 020
Zoe Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgMight wanna add “Fiction” in between the “Science” and “Magazine” parts of your name if you’re doing this now. 020
Terrance Blackthorn @terranceblackthorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgI, too, can act like I feel pain without actually being in pain, and I actually have the capacity to feel pain. Since pain is feedback indicating damage, an error message is probably more like pain for a machine than whatever the slop machine is doing. 060
Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgNo. They fucking don't Have some goddamn dignity 030
Thomas Fuchs @thomasfuchs.at · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @science.orgCan a Science Magazine feel pain? Because you should at least feel embarrassed because this bullshit is beyond cringe. 01143