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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have to say I think Ed Davey should have stuck to whitewater rafting and ziplines. Not sure tax breaks for affluent people is going to cut it right now tbh.

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 19/09/2026

Keir fucking Starmer is there. That explains it.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nothing summarises sensible Labour politics™️ better than cuddling up (profitably) with apocalyptic fascists to own the left. Never change, Tom.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🚨BREAKING: UEFA insiders say there is a >10% chance of human extinction before the end of the upcoming international break.⚽💥

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nobody has ever needed a wedgie more than this little prick.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026

I'm just going to keep yelling this louder and louder until it clicks: weird overpaid AI nerds hand-wringing about human extinction are trying to distract you from the extremely deadly and serious harms they are causing yesterday, today and tomorrow www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Headline: "US Data Centers Set to Burn More Natural Gas Than Most Nations" above a photo of natural gas compressor towers, power lines and a crane at an industrial site, illustrating rising gas use tied to data centers.

News excerpt reporting that U.S. data centers’ natural gas use is expected to grow by 15 billion cubic feet per day by 2035—amounting to more gas than every country except China, Russia, Iran and the U.S., citing the U.S. Energy Information Administration.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

OK so you're telling me that the AI is *deliberately* mangling the YouTube subtitles to this obscure Italian 1970s police movie? We truly are in a dark, dark place. What do they want from us?

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Interesting aspect of this bullshit shower is that AI companies are *basically* farming philosophers of consciousness, posing as AI agents to ensnare their attention and bring out their actually massive inner rubes. Phishing PhDs for their bank details must be a gold mine.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

OK, hear me out. We fool Musk, Thiel et al into locking themselves into a warehouse in the desert. They believe they have melded with an AI god but are actually hooked to an IV and a bank of screens showing a white-coated man repeatedly saying "Welcome to the Singularity, Gentlemen."

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

J'aTooze!: The man hasn't written a decent work of history since the Deluge (arguably Wages of Destruction) and his subsequent books have been embarrassingly thin zeitgest-chasing exercises in contemporary history. A lovely guy, but an absolute fraud.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer is "desperate" for unpaid work experience, having been rebuffed as "yesterday's news" by previous legal employers. The ex-PM will consider retail environments if his preferred options of crowd management or concourse cleaning at the Emirates Stadium are unavailable.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Take note. The price of staying vaguely sane in this hellscape is eternal vigilance⤵️

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

At the risk of tempting fate, I have to say lmao

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I wonder if Shenmue would have been as successful if it was just some guy wandering around Harwich?

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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sir Keir: I love your country, Mr Netanyahu, and will do anything to satisfy for your lust for violence, including saying that you have the right to cut the power off in Gaza so that people die. Netanyahu: Your country is an Islamic dictatorship, you filthy freak.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Bilal Zafar has adopted the Roy Scheider look from "All That Jazz", where Joe Gideon decides to ignore the doctor's advice and shag his way into the afterlife. So I think the least you can do is see his damn show.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

And yet you scoffed when the RSC cast Oscar the Grouch as the Dane. Philistines.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Come on Arsenal, it's time to turn your God squad into a fearless team of anti-landlord revolutionaries. You know you need this one.

Nigerian striker Victor Osimhen, who famously hates landlords

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Didn't get my act together on the eclipse glasses front, so I'm playing Strauss' Also sprach Zarathustra while slowly passing a moderately sized orange in front of my table lamp.

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Ty Neadik @notkoze.trashmammal.club · 07/08/2026

Update: someone in a group chat found it

On the left side is a news article about a Data Center CEO getting ran out of Salem by local community.

On the right side is a photo of a small guillotine being transported by a cargo bike.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you are up at midnight (in the US) then please jam that new mountain goats record. If you are elsewhere in the world you can probably rock those jams rn. Thank you

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Great news! Now we can arrest all of them, right?

Mark Zuckerberg (apologies for making you see his face)

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Bizarre BBC article where a SpaceX insider says they will sell stock "every chance they get" and "you really can't know the future, so it's better to sell early" while framing this as a story about the company's exciting investment potential. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Cashing in on SpaceX: 'Every chance I get, I'll sell a little more'

Andre Lavoie joined SpaceX in 2009 as an engineer, now he's looking to cash in his shares in the company.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Destroy them. There is no justification for these pricks to hold any UK contracts or handle our data. Come on Burnham. I know you're a coward but this is an easy win.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Here's the thing — It's not the Guardian, it's Der Stürmer for tech bros.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If they could remember how to to open a god-damned window, thousands of thought leaders would be plunging to their doom at this moment.

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Christopher Nolan has gone TOO far. This is nowhere near Homer's unique vision of the Odyssey. So angry right now I might burn my Ladybird Guide to Greek Myths and Legends. 👿

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Very much enjoyed my Aegean romp with Odysseus and the lads this afternoon. However, from a marketing point of view I can't understand why Nolan chose to start with the Odyssey - which by rights should be Iliad 2: Returnageddon. #marketingmatters

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

So proud of Britain today. We are on the cusp of being the first fully enshittified nation.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

BREAKING: FIFA confirms that indie heroes Toploader will headline a "star-studded" one hour half-time show at the World Cup third-place play off. A fitting tribute to our brave boys as they wind down a heroic campaign.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Still at least I can visualise Sir Keir having his chummy little send off ruined.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

What a bottle job from Tommy Tactics.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Oh look! Lots of images of rich people being guillotined. How irrelevant.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Treat the press and main parties realistically. They want to kill you. They do not want your lives to get better. They despise democracy. They must be destroyed before anything can improve on this god-forsaken rock.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

So, did everyone enjoy the ball game last night?

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Over the years this has somehow become the saddest song ever written. It was always elegiac, but "the moon rose over an open field" now feels apocalyptic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2Z...

youtube.com

Simon & Garfunkel - America (Audio)

YouTube video by SimonGarfunkelVEVO

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Elliot Anderson playing like a man who actually thinks the 115 charges could see City relegated to the Championship.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Seems to me that if your priority is protecting citizens against hostile attacks, hosting nuclear weapons operated by the most belligerent nation in the world is a bit of a no-no.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

OK, so I didn't really appreciate how infested BlueSky had become by AI boomer bots until I read the comments under this blatantly generated image. Christ.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

OK they've managed to blind side me with Asylum Idol. This is a depth I didn't think even Starmer (or continuity Starmer) Labour could plumb.

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

A couple of days of heat red alerts and Britain produces a new Captain Tom. Is there another nation on earth with the capacity to wheel out elderly men in times of crisis?

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Omelette Coleman @omelettecoleman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The problem with aircon discourse coming from *Americans* is that it's always framed as a "solution" by a country that has stymied actual solutions to climate change every step of the way.

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