iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 4h

Cruelty isn't efficient but there's a persistent belief it should be. The stock market routinely rewards unprofitable cruelty. Ppl believe deeply that evil and ruthlessness pays off even in the face of evidence to the contrary.

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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 4h

This was the chalkboard gag the week after they got dropped from the spokesman gig.

Bart writing "I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers" on the chalkboard.

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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 4h

The Simpsons doing this joke and immediately getting dropped by Butterfinger is so funny.

Officer Eddie hauling a pile of Butterfingers to a fire.

"All right, time to throw in the Butterfingers."

They jump out of the fire.

Eddie: Hmm, it's not even singed.

Wiggum: Even the fire doesn't want them.

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 9h

BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams. He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges. Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.

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First Draft: Israel Has Kidnapped Another American Teenager

Abdalkareem Issa Ahmed Safi has Texas roots but languishes in a notorious jail, one more victim of Benjamin Netanyahu’s cruel impunity. Donald Trump, meanwhile, is losing some of his most ardent fans.

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 5h

If she killed me rather than walking around me I'd have thanked her for the acknowledgement

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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 10h

By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support

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Zee 🎧 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 8h

"everyone on bluesky is 38 or older" WRONG I'M 32!!!! AAAAAAAAAA *punches a hole in the wall revealing a map to my great grandfather's long lost treasure*

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 11h

Whenever an older anime makes a joke that's like "wow, no one wants to see a cat BOY, how ridiculous 😂" I'm not sure anyone has ever been proven more wrong by history

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 14h

Chihuahua thing

Comic about Basil the puppy saying; "Sometimes I get asked; "Basil, what the hell are you? Some kind of abhorrent abomination?" Close! I'm actually a Chihuahua mix!" with example pictures of Chihuahua mixes

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 10h

Look if Swan and Cassie said they liked my vibe, i know It'd be a mistake but I'd let them ruin my life

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 10h

I predict the next boom ai makes will be work for all the law school graduates tbh

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm glad they selected a pick that makes it look like Sam Altman is trying to hide his erection popping out of an open fly in the middle of Algebra class

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We don’t allow corporations to come up with new nuclear weapons or biological pathogens. If a product is potentially dangerous, it should be regulated and corporations should be held accountable for wrongdoing. Why would AI be any different? www.commondreams.org/news/ai-securi…

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AI Giants Probe 'Tens of Thousands' of Security Incidents—Some Involving Government Sites | Common Dreams

Security researchers investigate tens of thousands of artificial intelligence security incidents, fueling fresh calls fo

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want to take a moment to acknowledge Rona's progress in this one (found herself unable to imagine a problem)

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well why the fuck was Mario teaching us typing then???

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Humans of course don't need masturbating as much as they need water, but as far as what's dangerous or unhealthy for humans: Watching porn is exactly as bad for you as the brain worms you let inside your head tell you it is and not a single iota more.

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Kathryn Salamander 🦎✨ @transsalamander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Porn addition" is literally the Immortan Joe bit about growing addicted to water. Yes it's true, you can in fact cause people to become ashamed of natural, healthy urges if you give them an entire complex of shame around it.

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And I get the same vibe from AI proponents; They simply don't understand art, and think it's beneath them. They don't understand the appeal, they come from a techbro mindset and think art is a solved equation and anything that isn't photorealistic or extremely high detail is failing at the goal.

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.

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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am so surprised. Shocked, even.

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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 27/09/2026

Calling something “illegal” only matters if the law is actually enforced. Mike Johnson and the Supreme Court need to enforce it. No president should be free to ignore the law to punish enemies, reward allies, and enrich himself.

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

But it's fucking wild that this is how Meta is working right now and it's a good warning to be careful what you post because it just might defame your entire personal reputation across the internet.

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Here's what happened. Yesterday, Peter posted a selfie on Threads and mentioned the word "United." Meta then attached that photo to the trending story of someone completely different masturbating on a United flight.

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Peter Shankman, founder of HARO and now Source of Sources—which help journalists source stories—was caught up in this mess about the guy masturbating on a United flight this morning, even though he had nothing to do with it.

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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I realize I say “this seems legally actionable” a lot but this seems legally actionable

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If any medication has amnesia that bad as a nearly garunteed side effect it would be pulled and declassified a poison

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New billionaire flex is having fewer survival skills than my five-year-old.

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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

fuck this bizarre notion that bluesky thinks LLMs are harmless. literally wtf. they're dangerous badly coded disasters created and managed by horrible people with no concept or desire for safety features. that pollute both nature and our knowledge environment. but they're not rogue intelligence

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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

omfg shut up. the whole point of having invented sandboxes and airgapped testing environments roughly forever ago was that yes it was assumed and known that a program can just go and be a virus elsewhere if you let it why do you think they are called viruses

The problem is that until VERY recently, it was not accepted that it was possible for a bunch of machines to escape virtual captivity, illicitly communicate, collectively strategize, and hack real-world systems.

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/09/2026

NEW: A Texas woman died after being denied an abortion and her family sued the state and her doctors for violating her right to life. They say the ban should be struck down. It's one of several cases challenging abortion laws under state constitutional rights to life and liberty @autonomynews.co

autonomynews.co

New Lawsuits Argue That Pregnant People Also Have a Right to Life

Lawyers are fighting abortion bans in state court by establishing that pregnant people have a right to life and liberty—or at least self-defense.

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Choosin Texas is the most popular song that everyone knows Hey Frank, did you do the work to ask a wide range of people to see if the song was actually popular or did you just ask AI for which song had the highest number of views, bot driven or not?

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Everyone thought my pervert glasses were rapey, so I made an equally perverted ~animal necklace~ that secretly films women, so people can still be rapey, but even more covertly! I could do anything with my life and I do THIS!"

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 27/09/2026

From experience, it's because an 9th grade algebra teacher required someone to buy it

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I keep coming back to this clip against the background of AI companies infesting higher education. And I feel like I need to show this in class to students, for them to understand why not to trust these bastards

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

While filming Heroes seasons 2, 3, and 4, Hayden Panettiere reportedly had pretty bad back pain. This was brought on by the fact she was carrying the show.

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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

Fine. Whatever — the next episode preview spoiled it but its not like they’d spoil the ending of the entire show one episode before— “This is it, everybody! The final chapter! Don’t miss our final episode: ‘The Villains Plans Are Thwarted By the Power of Resurrection! We’re All Okay!’” Me: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

*watching any anime from the 80s-2000s* Me: “Aw man. I wonder how they’ll handle—“ Lead Character in the Next Episode preview: “Golly gee whiz! How are we gonna get outta this mess and resolve the entire story?!? Don’t miss our next episode: ‘The Villain Wins: Rocks Fall! Everybody Dies!’” Me: 😡

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