Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet

I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... https://athlonrhythm.b

Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy

feedback is breakfast of champions - B a better ancestor - dad/husband, skater, pickleball, canoeist, EE, MBA, retired/recovering bond trader, toronto, ontario,

Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio. Blue dot in GA

Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.

Gen x'er/music/art/nature/horror/sci-fi/neurodivergent/No gods, No masters, except Siouxsie & Kate Bush.

Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer.

Talk to me about music She/her Bi Welsh

Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k

But do you frolic? 😱 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw

"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider formerly ogskydog suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aa

Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Artisan cheesemonger. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e

Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025 British Citizen CSA trafficking survivor I love cheese I used to be funny Autistic Stoner I'm a ginormous ASSHOLE

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Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaa

don't follow me, I run into walls no one is free until we all are she/her/HBIC

member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s

resident pantologist https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm

Trophy husband. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. Your friendly neighborhood commie. Living in America’s Dairyland. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6u