“Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.”

Screenwriter, cat apologist… gestures vaguely

Features Contributor @theonion.com Co-host of Boys Watching Buffy Podcast

✨numbers!✨

Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams. Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.

boring white guy with 3 dogs, a wife and a mortgage i also like movies and some sports and pro wrestling follow me on letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/jspee

Writer, journalist, beagle owner https://dvora.substack.com/ Commission me: dvorameyers@protonmail.com

Lions. Tigers Music. Economics. History

We don’t want no big brother scene. Watch out for the ninnies and the twits

2 truths & a lie about me: In October 2007 I coined the phrase “It’s basic economics” I spent a gap year before getting my MBA from Wharton at Umbrella Corp d

a 100%-ig kóser James Bond.

Buffalo (Seattle) Spiders

social media guru, world traveler, clout farmer, dispenser of semi-sage advice, epitomization of niche hobbies, occasional streamer of video games

OU Meteorology '21 he/they 🏳️‍🌈 ♏️♋️♉️ ask me about my garden 🌱 opinions are my own drink more water (yes, even more than that)

Nebraska -> Kansas City -> Montana • Human Rights Are Not Negotiable • Courage is Contagious • Go Huskers!

I hate it here much less than I hate it over there.

Sporty(ish) ⚽📚🎧 | Spirit Sun • Gotham Moon • Chaos FC Rising | USWNT | Stanford 🌲 @DistrictPressDC.bsky.social • @StarsStripesFC.bsky.social

he/him

Allergic to peanuts, afraid of everything, taker of long poops he/him

I play ultimate but I'm not very good. I cheer for Everton and they're not very good either. Trying my best. DC

Chelsea, Disc Golf, Politics. TERFs will be blocked without warning Wisconsin, #161820, He/Him, ❤️💜💙

It was nice while it lasted.

Map guy in Seattle, formerly DC. I like some stuff and don’t like other stuff

Proud alumni of the StuGotz School of Fraudcasting. Former bassist for the Boney Goats. Life long atheist not afraid of burning in Hell.

A guy who looks a bit like Bob Dylan. Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem) Into music, video games, and maps and stuff Music (Rock and Pop primarily) Pokemon, Ze

big White Sox and Vikings fan

O, Y, N, T, not necessarily in that order

Excess ain’t rebellion, you’re drinking what they’re selling.

Be nice.

Bad music only.

I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors

I'm Jeff. I do engineering and make beer. He/him

Jewish, socialist, teacher, fan of all the sports except basketball

Seattle-area engineer. Lover of planes and the great outdoors.

Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England Designer on VIBEO GAEMS Terrible Takes are Mine Alone

Data visualization reporter 🏳️‍⚧️

TV Producer. Washingtonian in exile.

She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals.

Sprue clipping, golf ball hittin, view seeking at 390

She/Her. Find me on letterboxd @FartButts MLB World Champion (my ring says so) Houston forever ❤️ Goth/EBM/Industrial 🥰

Aspiring geospatial/snow/earth science/stats nerd. I also like sports analytics. previously MS Geography at UNR #TheStoryOfSlate #ThatsSoGMC

writer, comedian, musician. Talent booker @ Sea Tea Comedy Theater in Hartford, CT. Mostly human otherwise.

💕BDC, AMM💕 PTKU alum '21 | patron of a million teams | she/her

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is coffee. ☕️

Saving my first skeet for something special

Watching democracy die with despair, and trying to avert it. he/him

Cats, crochet, & Caps hockey. Both correct & inconvenient. Joyful curmudgeon & fainting couch dweller.

a bit more shitposting than you'd like, if we're being honest Milwaukee Brewers Green Bay Packers New York Islanders

Packers, SJ Sharks, SF Giants, Sac Kings, nerdy stuff, gaming, tabletop, hobbies. No hate/racism/sexism or any of that stuff!

He/him “Thinking is a form of emasculation,” Ur Fascism -Umberto Eco

Dog dad & Twitter refugee. Remember, your haters are your biggest fans.

Plants, music, sports, and Nashville stuff. Hoping we make this a healthier space for online community. See you at Fest 24. #ska #frightclub #USATF

Dog lover (especially hounds) // BBQ enthusiast // Vol For Life // Everton fan https://www.chrismsharpe.com

DFW based. Storm spotter. Disaster Fascinated. Hurricane Hunters Enthusiast. AF Vet. Tropical Research, GEOG/EADP, UNT ‘26 Tor count: 3.5 | And Kill MiGs

Disgusting Jezebel whore with a feminist spirit | Stove-touching enthusiast

Houston sports + Texas A&M. Minneapolis, MN now.

AuDHD. RVA. Cats and stuff. Tar Heel. College hoops. Struggling through autistic burnout AND perimenopause, so yeah, I'm a real treat 🙄

Part-time workaholic, full-time smartass

One Piece, Washington Commanders, DnD He/Him 32

I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.

Will get back to you with something interesting as soon as possible

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Proud Hoosier alum. Lawyer, for better or worse (but not yours, & also sure as hell not speaking for my employer). Now in the DMV. Probably want to take a nap.

Retail Poet

host/producer of @mcuniversitypod.bsky.social / host of THE MUSEUM OF TWITTER on TikTok

Addicted to Twitter, hoping Bluesky fills that lane from now on! Mostly liking stuff about baseball & ‘rasslin. UMich alum #GoBlue

Sometimes tech PR, otherwise sports, travel, food — anything else than work. 📍San Francisco, CA, New Denmark

🇵🇭. Give me all the sports please. Go for two up 15 or down 8. I run the “No Context Ringer Fantasy Football Show” Instagram and BlueSky fan accounts @noconte