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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s unfortunate to be reminded I have resting Republican face because why did this dude at a bar in Astoria assumed I’d agree with him when he asked me “You agree Muslims are invading America, right?”

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you can tell he’s still disappointed from when he learned stealth planes aren’t like Wonder Woman’s invisible jet

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the most anti-social losers on the left resent Zohran because he makes clear that their barrier to political success is that they’re anti-social losers

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

was happy to talk to David for this (although the other people quoted in here are way smarter than me lol)

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it really tells you everything you need to know that every big post defending Zohran’s anti-antisemitism initiatives has an equal mix of replies saying “antisemitism isn’t a real problem” and “if Jews didn’t want people to be antisemitic, they’d unilaterally stop the actions of Israel”

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sherrod really said a SETBACK is a SETup to a major comeBACK

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My take remains this: either you believe we’re in an unprecedented moment in American history or you don’t. If we’re at an unprecedented moment, then no one else on offer is really capable of doing what must be done.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I normally trust James Gunn, but I’m not sure about this Catwoman casting

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maine voters make you understand why Stephen King made all that scary shit happen to them

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Lamar Jackson staring at the graphic with a quizzical look on his face]

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026

there are so many amazing, life-changing things you can do with computers and i think it's a serious problem the companies that make them keep trying to sell them by saying "do you hate everyone in your life? are you less of a person than a hollow automaton waiting to be told what to do by me?"

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

they called her a madman

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/09/2026

That 2025 stint when every institution scrambled to bow before the eternally beloved god emperor's million-year reich was weird at the time and only looks weirder and weirder in hindsight. Way way way weirder than any of the alleged excesses of Woke 1

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is 100% pure uncut reactionary fear of the newcomer disguised in a purportedly-leftist wrapper, and we must wholly reject it out of hand. America welcomes the newcomer, no matter where they are from or where they choose to live.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

like to the point where i really hope the public at large doesn't find out what the hukou system is bc i feel like it would poll at like 80%

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The annoying thing about the trans sports debate is that the compromise is simple. If we simply allow for a safe environment for gender-questioning kids to access therapy and trans care, the question becomes moot because there won't be any trans girls going through male puberty in the first place.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

as a lifelong Jets fan I actually don’t think it’s possible to root for the Jets in any way that doesn’t crush your soul. like, I don’t think they’ve invented levels of irony deep enough to stop the pain.

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think it's the mass ethnic cleansing operations that are raising the salience of the issue TBH

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm as leftist as the next guy but I also think everyone should have to take a one question annual test "Do you think a general strike might happen?" and if you answer Yes they put you in a home

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

corny answer, but lower Manhattan from the perspective of the Staten Island Ferry. have lots and lots and lots of great memories riding the ferry with my brothers and friends drinking tall boys and joking around, and that skyline is an integral part.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is a winning line and I *heavily* encourage the GOP to stick with it. voters want to hear how they should pay more for Trump's war.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20 year old me would be extremely disappointed I am not working professionally as a TV writer 22.5 year old me would be extremely impressed I can hold down a full-time job and haven’t moved back in with my parents/ended it all

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's actually extremely bad that congressional reps are paid less today than a baby new grad software engineer made in their first year (well, year and a day so their first year of stock vested) out of college 15 years ago. It's a big part of *why* the corruption became normalized!

A bluesky post:

"It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries."

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

got a text this afternoon from my dad that his old work friend had an extra Mets ticket with great seats and food included so now that’s my Wednesday night

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

at some point I’m gonna have no choice but to cover Aella’s Gangbang on my TikTok show and I don’t know how I’m even gonna begin to convey it around the censors. a Herculean task if there ever was one

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend Who Supposedly Got Big Balls Initiative

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The root of why so many discourses about voting On Here are so toxic is that the people who actually decide most elections have basically zero involvement in them, and on some level we all understand that.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s alright on occasion to shut the hell up.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sometimes there’s simply not a dignified path available for navigating a discourse. I know this is such a time by the sheer volume of people here fucking it up spectacularly.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if you’re anxious about the midterms—understandable—perhaps look into doing something more productive with your energy than yelling at a vulnerable population that is angry that their supposed allies are making their rights negotiable

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

just leave me behind then! no problem! don’t let the door hit ya! www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...

If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and experting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says !! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2026

what do u expect after what hollywood did to matt albie and danny tripp

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

anyway something that still bothers me is how the people who are/were loudest about Never Forgetting are often people who actively hate New York City and New Yorkers and spend the other 364 days of the year fighting against everything the city stands for

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My only 9/11 memory is being in my elementary school cafeteria for many hours (it was the first week of kindergarten), and later I learned it was because my mom, with other PTA members, was coordinating to make sure every kid got picked up after they closed school early.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What fast food app notifications are like:

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

ok not that I disagree necessarily, but why is everyone on here so confident this isn’t gonna work?

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

other than “the polls might be wrong,” there’s no real evidence this will be anything but an absolute blue wave. unfortunately, past experience makes it impossible to quiet “the polls might be wrong” jitters lmao

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2026

I do think this is a really insidious result of all of the “government is useless and corrupt” propaganda that’s been pushed over the years - people don’t realize how much worse these assholes have made it this level of corruption really is not normal!

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I took a temp job at a Polo match where I was just supposed to stand around handing out water and merch, but through a series of events, I ended up being the guy who held up the flag behind one of the goals when there was a point. Horses were rushing at me. Was not ideal.

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We're all off tomorrow so I'm gonna be streaming some GeoGuessr for like an hour and hanging. Stop by if you also have no plans but can't sleep: twitch.tv/j_christie

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Jake Christie @jakechristie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

is it good when the president is Gru Posting?

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

sincerely, fuck that

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/09/2026

This. And ditto gay rights.

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