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Brooke Jones

@book35.bsky.social
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Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams. Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.

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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Laughs in Vikings fan*
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i just want her back
Northwestern's lakeside field
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going to start walking around talking about the College Football Playoff-bound Northwestern Wildcats
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Veronica Burton doesn't just have that dog in her, she has several of them
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHAT A NIGHT FOR NORTHWESTERN SPORTS
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
@Ethan_Booker
MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to top this but he’s coming close youtu.be/bX0ZVm-RUro?...
youtu.be
The Minneapolis Miracle (Set to Titanic Music)
YouTube video by Devon Hemmelman
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good teams win, great teams cover ⚛️
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horrifying (go cats)
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shoutout disgruntled lesbians
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember the Titans-ass defense
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get in loser we’re doing McCarthyism again
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Blocked punt TD for Drake to take the lead over SD School of Mines, we are so back baby
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Counterpoint - these are so gross, so much, so many disjointed details, they fit perfectly. They hear Coco Chanel say “take off one accent” and hang up the phone.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My great grandma would level this up by over-toasting bread and scraping the toast over the pasta, so you got toasty breadcrumbs to season the buttered noodles. Perfection
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
really hard to oversell how bad J.J. McCarthy was last year, despite having a Hall of Fame WR and a coach skilled at getting decent performances out of players with poor reputataions
sports.beehiiv.com
JJ McCarthy is the worst
The Vikings need to move on from their 2024 10th overall pick ASAP. PLUS, Jameis Winston makes one of the greatest QB catches ever, the Raiders pin their problems on Chip Kelly, and more!
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
MINNEAPOLIS IS BURNING
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not someone who is a big fan of jersey purchasing/wearing, but I always had one exception: Naz Reid Trees (😢) Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“MIKE TRRRRRRRUMPY THE BALL CARRIER” And/Or “JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER” No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As though nobody would go watch the #1 team in the W (the lynx) were it not for Caitlin Clark
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In a true J School battle, this also sadly applies to Northwestern… @rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
when I said I wanted more WNBA coverage I did not mean "non-stop coverage of the opinions of the sixth-best player on the Indiana Fever"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the women's sports haters love saying "nobody would care about these WNBA players without Caitlin Clark, they all owe her their paychecks," which is not true of the vast majority of the league, but actually is true about Sophie Cunningham
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Burned through the whole thing on Sunday and it was so so delightful, Octavia Spencer shows so much range it’s insane
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Go Cats
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I maintain that the big names only move the needle within the spectrum of talent - paring down the roster to only the stars puts too much attention on them and they become insufferable and lose their appeal
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Blacking out while running as hard as possible: fun, fast, and you don’t feel a thing! I give it two thumbs up (and two inhaler puffs)
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Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version) @andytulin.net · 16/07/2026
She’s like if Draymond Green’s personality was Steph Curry levels of important to the league lol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A goalie should be an atheist I don’t want them believing in anything but the void
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If your kid is gonna get a scholarship, it won’t be because they were playing club sports at age 11. It’ll be because they work their ass off (of their own volition), they are extremely athletic, AND they’re lucky enough to get noticed. No trans kids in that equation.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 30/06/2026
we replaced the Morocco and Netherlands teams with Vikings kickers from the past
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Walking to Target Center for games just got a whole lot riskier…
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The two hottest times in my life are: 1. Houston wedding in Late June 2. Full goalie gear in College Park in May - worse than even Gainesville because of the humidity and lack of airflow on that godforsaken campus
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😢
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You won’t convince me this isn’t just Mack Brown in a 17 Again situation
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Or the river. Or the other river!
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is this supposed to scare me off?
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just saw a video of an old dude saying "Rock Chalk Algeria," and it just makes me happy that under all the hate in this world, there are just people being people making connections on a personal level. Like, that's just wonderful.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Picture this: late August, surrounded by all of MN at the state fair. You’re standing over a steaming bucket of roasted corn. It’s 110° in the stand. You can feel sweat dripping, everywhere. Then it plays: DJ Khaled. Now try to keep your sanity as someone bellows “EVERYBODYS CORNS GO UP!”
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Aspiration episodes of PTFO will continue until Adam Silver does literally anything
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We gotta protect him at all costs
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have this picture of a dachshund chasing a Great Dane for times just like this
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I was at Northwestern during the Superback era let’s dance GOP
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The answer is 1000% Coco
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At a sports bar in Bushwick watching the WCF and it’s funny how literally every single person here is rooting for the spurs Hard to think of a superstar likability gap as large as the one between Wemby (woke, 1 of a kind player who takes the subway) and SGA (cybertruck-driving free throw merchant)
Wemby on the trainSGA the aura farming free throw merchant in front of his stupid cybertruck
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Not *my* fiancé
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Northwestern wins the NCAA Women's Lacrosse Championship by the lake
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
S-tier billboard taunting in Wisconsin from Buc-ees - winning words for the alphabet game and a reminder that we are still 469 miles away from the best rest stops in the country
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