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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

'bout to open up a "cold one" with the boys. and by "cold one". haha. let's just say. Banana Pudding

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Yo, if you wrote this question, Frick you

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Is there a law I don't know about requiring airline websites to give you errors whenever you try to change a flight? I swear I've never changed a flight on the website across several providers

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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just looking at this list of feature appearances from only the last couple years and marveling over how there was really nowhere within the realm of popular music where Dolly Parton was not both welcomed and at home.

Wikipedia list of Dolly Parton features on 2024 songs by Pitbull, Beyoncé, Post Malone, Heidi Parton and Demaree

Wikipedia list of Dolly Parton features on 2025 and 2026 songs by The Wiggles, Sabrina Carpenter, Mötley Crüe, Zac Brown Band and Renée Fleming & Béla Fleck

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

School is just ploy by Big Book to get kids to read "Oh Big Book isn't a real thing" Uhh yeah they are. Have you seen those books they make kids read. And they have one for every class "Yeah but those are just textbooks" All books have text! Do you hear yourself?

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Still thinking about her

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Spent 10 minutes trying to find a version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia on Spotify where he calls the devil a son of a gun instead of a son of a bitch Nothing against swearing, I just don't think Johnny would say that. He's too cool about the whole situation to be angry about it

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

(Billy Joel voice) And there's number ten, Paraguay he cover his mouth on review we looked at the VAR and your hand went too far and now it's a RED CARD for you da da da diddy da

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

now that it looks like the USMNT is going to play Bosnia and Herzegovina time to sow internal discord within their team by pitting the players from Bosnia and the players from Herzegovina against each other (reads Wikipedia) I have actually decided not to do this

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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

They paved it, the motherfuckers.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

just came up with a terrible sitcom idea

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Happy Pride Month btw

The album art for Rainbow Rising (the second album by British metal band Rainbow)

The image is of a shadowy coastline with a large rainbow over the sea. The rainbow is being grasped by a large fist emerging from the ocean.

Trans rights

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

First they turn the frogs gay. Now they're turning the mice trans! Where does it end?

Congresswoman Nancy Mace

"Americans are rightfully tired of seeing their tax dollars spent on wasteful experiments disguised as research while advancing a political agenda..."

"Your tax dollars funding trans mice"

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the 4th be with you.

A Star Wars-style crawl

Episode XXVI-
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY

We don't know when it will happen. We'only know that it will. And it could happen any. time. Maybe even today.
And the people will rejoice.
And the Ewoks will dance.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

when I find the guy who invented Putting the Circuit Breaker on the Outside of the House

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Fun fact: Dunkin' is called Dunkin' Coffee in Europe. This is because they're only called Donuts if they come from the Donut region of New England.

A "Dunkin' Coffee" location in a Barcelona metro station.

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GloopQueen 💜💚 Boat Apologist @gloopqueen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

POKOPIA: Hello Eevee 🥰 I made you a beautiful home inspired by the Spanish Riviera. Please do not think of your Very Dead By Now Trainer. here is a gamer bed TOMODACHI: Asuka and Crazy Frog are getting divorced!!!! fucking nice

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026

we all know I have no life, so:

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

When I got home the neighbors' little kids were out in the cul-de-sac. One of them told me she'd just watched the Sonic movie and was all about Sonic. The other kid watched the Mario movie, and he was all about Mario. The children year for Sega vs Nintendo

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I'm letting people know that they get more crops if they let their field lay for a year. Fallow for more.

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Ludacris voice: And forget about Crepes imma spit the truth. I won't stop 'til I get 'em a Tiramisuuu

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 27/03/2024

be careful making up hypothetical girls yall, you never know if they'll stay hypothetical

post by me reading tgirl with allergies who chose the name anna phylaxis

post by mx metaphor saying i know her and tagging bsk user anna phylaxis

anna phylaxis posting its true anaphylaxis tried to kill me and failed so now i wear its name like a trophy

post by me reading wait hold on you exist

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I love the airport Where else are you gonna see weird little guys like this?

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Will Shop of Horrors ☠️ (SpaceTree Studios) @spacetreestudios.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Police are on the lookout for these individuals on suspicion of murder, anyone with any leads should contact authorities immediately

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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

can this be a solution?

strait of hormuz map featuring the big ass eagles from lord of the rings

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

the Ohio Valley Conference Tournament is played in Evansville's home arena, which makes sense, because Evansville is located on the Ohio River, but Evansville actually plays in the Missouri Valley Conference, because they are hydrological traitors

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ShawstinAu @shawstinau.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

"AI could end humanity or boost growth .2 percent" is one of the best Onion articles I've ever read.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage

curling sheets in darkness, with players on the ice and broadcast graphics

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it

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