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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a party that will shrug and say "yeaaahhh sorry nothing we can do about the targeted deportation and murder of ethnic minorities but listen stop talking about taxing the rich and arresting war criminals so much you're rocking the boat." And I don't think I want to vote for that
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My goodness those pearls must be getting awfully warm all the way up your ass, see if you can get them out with your teeth while your head is still up there.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/03/2026
this is unironically the best case for punitive taxation there are arguments about fairness and freedom and whatever else but at the end of the day it is self-evidently far too dangerous for society as a whole for anyone to have that much money, the end
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
World War Z mini-series where every chapter gets it's own episode.
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2025
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
How your email finds me:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Slightly diminish a book. For Whom The Doorbell Rings
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Gandalf reading a book
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 31/08/2025
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
the problem with twitter isn’t “there’s a lot of mean and racist stuff” the problem with twitter is that it’s an algorithmic fascism promotion machine
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22/01/2025
A cat in a photo shoot, looking incredibly serious, a big glass of wine on a table: "Undiagnosed... but something ain't right."
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
these fucking people are so fucking stupid, and that intense fucking stupidity is locked in a forever war with their intense fucking evil
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 03/07/2025
*trying to ignore the concentration camps* i just need to lock in
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
if your business will collapse if your employees have a healthy work life balance, take time off (which they literally earned) or stop doing extra work for no additional pay or recognition, you deserve to go under. you deserve to be bankrupt. i have no respect for you as a businessperson or a human
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
>"WhAt AbOuT fReE sPeEcH" >Disables quotes and replies when rightfully called out for promoting tolerance of nazis and rw trolls Weak shit.
Feckless lib Sean Kelleher equivocates about engaging in good faith with fascist dipshits and their enablers
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Having a body isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. Zero stars.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
MS: I've noticed that all the way through this conversation David, you've referred to him in the present tense.

DL: You have to keep Angelo alive. I believe life is a continuum, and that no one really dies, they just drop their physical body and we'll all meet again, like the song says. It's sad but it's not devastating if you think like that. Otherwise I don't see how anybody could ever, once they see someone die, that they'd just disappear forever and that's what we're all bound to do. I'm sorry but it just doesn't make any sense, it's a continuum, and we're all going to be fine at the end of the story.
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This whole "SkyCast" thing is a game changer. I get to watch from arguably the coolest view in the stadium and hear only stadium audio? No Herbstreit? Just crowd/band sounds? I would watch so much more college football if every broadcast was like this.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
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robert mueller. fbi @spiritnight.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
je suis luigi
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🥨 @willpilgrim.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I had no idea the percentages got that small 😭
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/12/2024
Newsletter: We're at peak AI - generative AI models have hit the wall where they won’t improve much further thanks to a lack of training data, killer apps or any kind of sustainable business model. The results of a collapse could be catastrophic. wheresyoured.at/godot-isnt-making-it
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Godot Isn't Making it
Before we get going — please enjoy my speech from Web Summit, Why Are All Tech Products Now Shit? I didn’t write the title. What if what we're seeing today isn't a glimpse of the future, but the new ...
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