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King Joseph DI1st

@kingjoseph.bsky.social
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Proud alumni of the StuGotz School of Fraudcasting. Former bassist for the Boney Goats. Life long atheist not afraid of burning in Hell.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has issued the following recall MAKE: Florida State MODEL: Football YEARS: 2024-2026 ISSUE: Wheels may come off without warning
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
NBA player Terry Rozier: Osama should’ve hopped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is Mike Norvell’s fault somehow I know it
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the only good celebrity died wtf
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Prop @prophiphop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Man. That first mixed race kid with a human dad and Neanderthal mom was both light skin wit a tiny forhead must have been roasted a level we can’t imagine
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s the good stuff defector.com/sophie-cunni...
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Sophie Cunningham Is About As Edgy As A Beach Ball | Defector
There’s a type of public relations exercise that unfolds like a joke. In it, a notable figure who has chosen to sit for a longform profile, declined to answer a sensitive question through her represen...
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 22 75🌞 89👑 97🔥 98🎯 83😁 Final score: 901
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 21 92🏆 33😴 72😁 71😐 96🔥 Final score: 770
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not giving a penalty in this situation unless a leg flies off
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When you beat England 0-0
Kwame Nkrumah smiling
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Updating my list of the coolest guys on the planet today, rising with a bullet are all of the dudes in China modding electric scooters to go 3000 miles an hour while wearing shower slides
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Put them in Foxboro and they’ll be playing a home game
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My all-time NFL team went 15-5 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? www.20-0.com/r/EgLAzGO
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My all-time NFL team went 15-5
Grade B (Solid) · 1054 pts · Both sides · Classic. Can you go 20-0?
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
mood
the rob lowe meme where hes wearing the plain NFL hat but NBA logo crudely photoshopped over
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 74-8, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Mtq...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 71-11, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=r7Y...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=3ZI...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/05/2026
objectively very funny that all the republicans crying about talarico eating a potato and egg breakfast taco have already pledged their undying loyalty to an enfeebled new yorker who survives on diet coke and the phantom of the opera soundtrack. not that it matters. not that anything at all matters
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If he goes they getting swept.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
As always, Boomer Esiason is cordially invited to fuck off.
Sporting News article from 2016 about Colin Kaepernick kneeling: "I cannot say it in the strongest, most direct way, that it’s an embarrassment and it’s about as disrespectful as any athlete has ever been,” Esiason told Newsday's Bob Glauber at a CBS media event Tuesday evening in New York.

Esiason is adamant that football and social issues should not mix.

“And I don’t care what the cause is. The NFL football field is not a place for somebody to further their political ambitions. Can you imagine if a player went out on the field with a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat and let’s vote for (Donald) Trump? It’s the same thing,” he told Glauber.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Carter Bryant is a 6-foot-6 professional basketball player and looks like he is 11 years old when Wemby hugs him
Victor Wembaynama hugging Carter Bryant, who is significantly shorter than him and has no facial hair
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So we've got a new face of the #NBA? Or nah?
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
OMG!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the way Republicans brag about being the party of dismantling racism in the 1800s is like me bragging about how Yankees have 27 rings. OK if you knew how to do that 100 years ago isn't it even more embarrassing that you don't do it anymore
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/04/2026
even Kim Jong Un has refrained from putting himself on North Korea's passport
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
dlvr.it
Mike Hill delivers simple message: ‘F— Jason Whitlock’
It’s hard to think of anyone in sports media, maybe in all of media and all of sports, who has more enemies than Jason Whitlock. And you can now count Mike Hill of Fox Sports on that list. The sports media world has been filled with drama in recent weeks with several high-profile media stars…
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
x.com/i/status/204... What he said.
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Mike Hill on X: "Message to my sports brothers and sisters. Let’s get back to the debate and less hate…..except when it comes to one POS. https://t.co/QejvHkYF9Z" / X
Message to my sports brothers and sisters. Let’s get back to the debate and less hate…..except when it comes to one POS. https://t.co/QejvHkYF9Z
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
and now we enter the "UNC can't fire Mike Malone because they need the money to fire Belichick/UNC can't fire Belichick because they need the money to fire Mike Malone" loop
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Castries St Lucia.
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Excuse me!
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Specifically having 2.1 pounds of weed when 2.2 pounds is drug trafficking… high IQ move, bumping him up my draft board
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s truly hurt my local baseball team, the Los Angeles Do—*taps earpiece* wait what
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 11/03/2026
83 POINTS! Heat star Bam Adebayo has passed Kobe Bryant for the second-most points in a game in NBA history.
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I swear TMZ just make up celebrities. Like Warby Parker Bolson is dating Michelin Barker Kardashian.
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Viewer Discretion Podcast @viewerpod.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
What did Ron Funches think of the way Michael Rapaport eats food? Hard-hitting journalism from @daviddennisjr.bsky.social & @minakimes.bsky.social
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Have you ever disliked someone you've never met before but you know it's worth it? Is that the Lane Kiffen?
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hey Andruw Jones finally made it into the hall of fame! Cool shit!
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Does the rise in NIL make for more prepared QBs in the NFL
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So the NBA season started tonight right? Like officially....
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Lactific Jim
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
the only brand that should be sponsoring the fiesta bowl should be tostitos
norman rockwell painting of guy in jacket standing up to speak his truth
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King Joseph DI1st @kingjoseph.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Braylon Braxton sounds like the name of a young country singer who repeatedly makes bad decisions.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
maybe not best but most revolutionary was tip drill because the video introduced a new form of payment processing
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