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404 Media @404media.co · 5h
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
screenshot of tweet from kamran nia that says "Colorado players talking trash about Northwestern’s temporary stadium ahead of this evening’s game:

“This place f*cking sucks”

“Sh*t sounds like a f*cking library.” with a video of the colorado players entering the stadium yelling the stuff in the tweetnorthwestern football players in deering library which is fancy in all purple uniforms looking very serious
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
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I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
House Republicans failed to muster the necessary votes to back a proposed constitutional amendment that would set membership of SCOTUS at nine, although they did remind everyone that the number of justices is not enshrined in the Constitution and can be amended at any time by statute.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 14/08/2026
The thing that coastal Democrats don't quite seem to understand is that because suburban Memphis is growing and shifting to the left, while rural areas are shrinking and maxxed out in votes, Mississippi *can* become a headache for Republicans moving forward
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
everybody in the car, we're gonna drive to the Hermitage and exhume Andrew Jackson and do gay stuff to his bones
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@surber.bsky.social The three albums you talked about on the non-CFB mailbag episode, fuck yes! Local rock radio was dying in Bham at the time, only The Strokes got a little airplay here. So I started listening to Virgin Radio out of the UK over the internet and got exposed to all that. Flashback!
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Overwhelmingly, these sources said that what was most unsettling to them was that for many months, they’ve been wargaming & meticulously planning how to defend their upcoming elections from Trump in ways that mirror how they’d plan to protect elections from a foreign adversary, not the president…”
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Going to miss this
Saw puppet at the end of fast 7
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Jukebox Terror @jukeboxterror.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That was somehow the most focused cold open in a long long time @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. And incredible Saw Puppetry by @celebrityhottub.bsky.social. Fucking christ.
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 28/07/2026
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Screenshot of four LinkedIn posts with names and job titles blacked out.

“100 Business lessons I learned from the movie The Odyssey…”

“🎬 Leadership Isn’t About the Destination. It’s About the Journey.” “I recently watched Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, and it reminded…”

“I watched The Odyssey and here are 5 things I learned…”

“Watching The Odyssey this weekend, I couldn’t help but see a workplace lesson in the inevitable fate of Odysseus’s crew.”
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Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump must be impeached for undermining and subverting our free and fair elections. And when he sends ICE agents to the polls, then we must turn civic action into civil disobedience and take to the streets. Sit in. Protest. Withhold our labor. Everything must be on the table.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To Democrats and their eulogies: If you say that democracy is under attack by the Republican Party—and it is—and you say that the Republican Party represents an authoritarian threat—and it does—then civility and comity have already been murdered, and shows of comity are utterly incoherent.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Robb @robbpettit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This could be an all-timer rule of threes
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m so glad Bluesky has the juice for pretty much every major sport, this shit is so fun
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
today in bluesky learns about international soccer, summarized
casablanca scene where claude rains tells humphrey bogart that he's a wizard, 'arry
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We played this without hearing it on our podcast recording. We died laughing.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh wow that is genuinely upsetting
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A match that will live on in the memories of everyone who watched, we are so lucky to have been witnesses 🩵🤍💙❤️
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
tweets
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thanks, SCOTUS!
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
literally one day apart. goldfish would scoff at this lack of object permanence
NYT: "The Court's Hypocrisy" June 29NYT: "The Supreme Court Remembers Its Principles" June 30
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/06/2026
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch
Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 25/06/2026
Ain't slowing down now.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is absolutely true that Dems need to win swing voters to win elections. The misdiagnosis is that swing voters are “moderates.” They are not. They have almost entirely incoherent politics. You don’t win them from the middle. You appeal to your base with conviction and hope swings like the vibes.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2026
Why Politicians Fail To Understand The Elaborate Mythical Realm I’ve Made Up In My Head
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you. Thanks to the @nba.com, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of LinkNYC screens across our city. LGK.
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