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Detective/Genius

@allaroundswell.bsky.social
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I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.

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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2h
Lol #BallDontLie by...Not Tony Romo. Is that JJ?
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 6h
In another timeline, Eddie Money never figured out he can rhyme "hunger" with "hunger" and blows his brains out before we all get to enjoy his works.
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 9h
Why the fuck am I getting a Ken Paxton ad on Fox NFL Sunday? GOP has so much corrupt dirty money they can throw up a national ad that will miss 99.4% of potential voters
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 9h
Jesus I think Gronk might be the smartest guy on Fox NFL Sunday. What a pile of dumbfuck smoothbrains
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 9h
Is David Ortiz the dumbest motherfucker on the planet? Can Big Papi not speak? What a fucking dumbass
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 23h
Oh God, TouchTunes has introduced a thing where you can jump to the front of the FastPass line. It's like...I don't know like 6 dollars or something. Their fucking point system masks cost so well to drunks, or people bad at math, or both (that's me)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I alone in this? Jennifer Garner is hotter now than when she was Sydney Bristow. She is a foine wine
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Experts!
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me watching Mizzou up 4 touchdowns on the Florida Jorts
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Kobe Bryant: More
ALT: Kobe Bryant: More
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mizzou throwing a Homecoming party. And they brought a cooler-full of Whoop Ass
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw, one of the Silver Surfers
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think Beau Pribula could run this Tiger offense #MIZ
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was so wrong about this Mizzou game. I really thought the Gators would dominate. I was, in a word, wrong
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr. Gary in the house #MIZ
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GO GOPHERS
Goldie, the Golden Gopher
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello sports fans, and welcome to the birthplace of all Homecoming traditions...The ZOU
Missouri Tigers take the field for warmups against Florida for the Homecoming game
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOPHERS GRAB THE MUFF
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I asked Warren GPT and it said you got to regulate
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well Patel would know about being short
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Good Bad Ugly Cat Meme
ALT: Good Bad Ugly Cat Meme
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"those rapists won't get a fair shake"
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol Steelers don't clock the ball for... Reasons
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should have known the Tennessee execution was going to be a problem when this guy came in with the injections
Percy just wants to smell nuts cook
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird. It's like our country is run by serial liars
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talk about a birth parent journey! Such a long way to goooooooooooooooo
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Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is Michael McDonald
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So these deeply illegal Trump ads I paid for... Convince me that his line reads are not in fact an A.I. Trump voice. That motherfucker never reads lines that cleanly
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that for Ostrak
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TMZ asked Sen. Eric Schmitt about his Q&A with former special counsel Jack Smith. Schmitt said, “The only NBA game that was going on that night (February 3rd, 2024) was in Atlanta. So, I asked him if he was there.” NBA games that night:
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's such a Becher goal. Doesn't need to create at all,just gets the ball fed to him in front of net and can finish #AllForCITY
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Tina Belcher's Twerk Dance
ALT: Tina Belcher's Twerk Dance
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep checking to see if @stlcitysc.com is playing on a red card
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JESUS CHRIST CITY SC GET OUT OF YOUR OWN END FOR LIKE A MINUTE FUCK
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
City playing with fire
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
City gonna give one up before half
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who up on Fox now?
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Megamind: Suave Villain Pose
ALT: Megamind: Suave Villain Pose
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mentions on Fox shows of the very newsworthy confrontation between Schmitt and Jack Smith: Ingraham (7-8pm): 0 Watters (8-9): 0 Hannity (9-10): 0 Gutfeld (10-11): 0 Fox & Friends this AM: 0
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt setting a perjury trap
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At Altamont, the Stones played an electric set
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why don't combadges have headphone jacks anymore
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I love dunking on Eric Schmitt
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Detective/Genius @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly it's depressing that there won't be a 2/3 Democratic majority after this election. If Trump and every Republican live streamed a gangbang with minors on Epstein Island, they'd still be able to filibuster. The American people are morons
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website believes he is the “former” president and acknowledges his criminal indictments
Screenshot of America.gov answering, “Has a president ever been criminally indicted? If so, who?” The response says former President Donald J. Trump has been criminally indicted and that no sitting president is shown in the cited sources as having been indicted. It cites Trump’s August 1, 2023 federal indictment on four counts related to conduct after the 2020 election, as well as Congressional Research Service information noting additional New York and Florida indictments.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
extremely weird shit during the Jack Smith hearing -- Sen. Eric Schmitt's team briefly displays a poster board that Schmitt claims contains evidence Smith committed perjury, but then Schmitt's team takes it down before anybody can read it and refuses to show Smith what it says
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
Alt: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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