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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@hollyanderson.bsky.social I turned the game off at the end of the 3rd quarter. For the 4th quarter, did they let Arch have a gun?

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dibs on “Zyndaya” if I ever become a drag queen

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thought it was neat that my candy includes facts about @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social 😊

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Imagine spending $35M on Stevens when you coulda gotten Baker Mayfield for that kind of money instead

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Very disappointed in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social when they stated talking about “The Big movie” & then go off on some tangent about a new Christopher Nolan joint and never circle back to the 1988 American fantasy comedy film starring Tom Hanks (which is actually an adaptation of The Odyssey)

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social There’s a Taco Bell in Grand Rapids MI so well known for fucking up orders and closing unexpectedly and all sorts of other stuff that it has it’s own subreddit. It is currently for sale for $2.2M. Is this step 1 in Nationalizing Taco Bell?

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From the grandrapids community on Reddit: Infamous Grand Rapids Taco Bell on Michigan that locals love to hate lists for $2.2M

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My one change for the World Cup is that every country gets 1 special move they can use one time per game. It must be based on some cultural part of the country and in 30 years we must look back and consider the move slightly problematic

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Wake Up, Neo… The Matrix has you… Follow the white rabbit. Knock, knock, Neo.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Really glad the slogan “Play has no limits” is used by Sony and not like, DraftKings

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

This is a great read for everyone not Klay Thompson

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social I was today years old when I found out your handle isn’t an abbreviation of Eugene Debs Super Bowl Sunday

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Don’t 👋🏼 call 👋🏼 them 👋🏼 traditional 👋🏼 wives 👋🏼if 👋🏼 they’re 👋🏼 not 👋🏼 from 👋🏼 the 👋🏼 Traditional 👋🏼 region 👋🏼 of 👋🏼 France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling mail order brides

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“He’s VERY weak on crime” I say reading the passage in the Gospels about loving your enemies.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social you admit that the bird noises are piped in for The Masters and yet fail to address the bird noises that come weekly from your very own show. Curious.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social If you don’t have an official motto yet for PTKU, I think this strip from the Calvin and Hobbes shitposting subreddit is perfect, especially considering that it’s the PTKU Sharks

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Hell yeah IU big man. You deserve to signal that first down

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Is Fernando Mendoza College football George Russell or is George Russell F1 Fernando Mendoza?

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I went ahead and did my own research after listening to your Reliaquest Bowl 40 For 40. Check out some of the positive goings on in other parts of the Reliaverse

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Onside kicking when you’re already up is the absolute gold standard of chaotic evil plays. Bravo, Kirby

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

My biggest wish is that there’s a pre-game show with Pat McAfee, Dave Portnoy, Urban Meyer and Nick Saban on one pre-game show so I can easily avoid them all.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

@fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social I have a question that’s been nagging me for almost 22 years now. I saw one of your “last” shows back in 03 and during Vultures, Reese began the song with “My teeth are getting yellow” etc and instead

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

OK but for real, is Jeanty running better because he’s standing upright again?

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

“The Divine Comedy”? Do you mean “Little Nicky”?

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

As a society, we peaked with this aesthetic, both fashionably and musically

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

An Equalizer style TV series where he goes around helping recently broken up boyfriends get their favorite hoodie back

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

You’re both wrong. He’s thinking about how that would be the perfect spot for an Ed Debevics

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

The worlds shittiest/most unethical honeypot

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Me when my boss asks me to do something I am paid to do

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

“Wow you look great!” “Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Everyone’s scrolling so fast they’re not gonna see this tweet about how much I love my wife

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I was at a ⚾️ game earlier this season & had just put my order in at the concession stand when the 2 children working the grill & register STOPPED WORKING AND SANG ALONG for the National Anthem. I went full Curb Larry David and said my food better be free if their negligence resulted in a burnt dog

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Women will literally go to therapy instead of learning about the Roman Empire

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Just got finished consuming my French Pre-Workout (Black coffee and a hand rolled cigarette) 💪🏽

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Something that women (and girl dads) can never understand is that when your son is born, it is a joyful but sad day. As a son of a boy dad, you realize one day this child you’re raising will kill you, but it also makes you think of your father’s own mortality that will end at your hands. It’s tough

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I love having a spotter when I lift. It’s just the adult version of “Dad, watch this!”

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

OK but each of these guys really does have 3 friends. Except for Jay. He has the other 3 here plus his Football Friend.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Let’s see what fresh new horrors (emails I need to get to do my job) await me.

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I see posts like “Me, a 35 yr old straight man listening to Pink Pony Club” and it’s a vid with Napoleon Dynamite dancing or something. And I hope dudes born in 1945 who felt the same about Edge of Seventeen got to have this same type of happiness listening to music not written specifically for them

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Low Information Boater @bunsandgutter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social I’d like to settle your “Colorado” or “Colorado” pronunciation debate. I believe it’s pronounced like the activity children do with crayons + saying goodbye in French. “Color Adieu”

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