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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shocked at the lack of 3 doors down. they didn’t stop playing Kryptonite until 2010

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They've really mic'd the hell out of Case Keenum, and then he does a 'Yolo' Audible

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Soldier Field when the Bears are good is such a vibe. Loud AF and without the cantilevers in SEA that boost the noise.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“A trio in rio” is an S tier call

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s really funny that Tuberville (lost to UConn in a bowl game) is wrong even when he’s right. It’s the Aviation Mechanics that are furries, the pilots are all normie retired USAF.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh god Bono is wearing a top hat on the cover of the new U2 album. I haven’t really vibed with anything by them since Cedars of Lebanon but “oh no” still hits

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Getting around to Alan Wake II now that Control Resonant is out. Game has terrible pacing and takes forever to get to the survival horror sections because it’s so obsessed with its own lore. We have never been so back.

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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think if you’re going to put America’s decent into insanity on the list, it should be 24 and not Homeland. Also How it’s Made, 32 seasons starting in 2001, just saying.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Halo Fans celebrating the demise of Halo Studios (née 343i), a team that existed only to keep Halo going, being replaced with… an Activision studio purpose built to keep Halo going. Gamers with a capital G.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT PROPLE UNWILLING TO DATE BISEXUAL WOMEN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Destiny 2: Dead Game Edition has been outperforming not just Marathon (5:1) but some previous benchmarks. 100k daily users on Steam last time I looked, and I bet the cosmetic sales have been surprisingly good too. Oops all bad decisions from Sony? About Live Service? In 2026? No!

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Batman Any% Record currently held by Teen Titans Go!

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remembering a “we need to pivot and btw why are we missing our deadlines” meeting and crying.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In Easthampton and have already almost been run over by lesbians in a honda fit and overheard “where the fuck you been marhhk“ at the pride My people.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not a fan of how Alan Wake looks in the remaster

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not watching the resident evil movie because it doesn’t have fixed camera angles.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Your 6/10s don’t scare me, I have seen what your 9/10s look like. But also I’m a sicko that recommends people to play AND watch Quantum Break, so don’t mind me.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very odd having experience working with someone else’s IP where you have a whole ass style guide and bible and if you so much as insinuate the wrong thing you risk the whole project. Then Fortnite says “your character will fit our default rig and be killed by Goku with a pink AK“

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sir our “dudes rock” measurements are off the charts

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As someone with a sly cooper avatar everywhere on the internet who owns five PlayStation under a Bravia tv I think I'm a Nintendo guy now?

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think cats should be named after the Costco cardboard box they like chilling in the most. Examples include: * Ginger Ale * Frito * Papaya * Whisky * Potato * Mustard * String Bean * Disc Film

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Declaring an emergency Saturday Fish Fry in celebration if the score holds

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Verification Can greentext was Prophecy

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I need Lewis Hamilton to pose with another 7x champion

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This picture looks like Aaron Donald is yoda carrying the other guy through dagobah.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sometimes you look at a person in a 26 reply crashout on this here website and are glad years of forum use and reddit burned the need to win online fights out of you. People need the training wheels of tiny bbcode sites. When you inevitably embarrass yourself - it’s in front of, at max, 40 people.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

On a long enough timeline, both of these guys end up being reclamation products in AL central or NL East.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I see the gays are doing a good job signal boosting, but if you, fellow straight man, don’t see the vision? Skill issue.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Brain: Patriarchy and capitalism are bad Me: Absolutely Brain: ... Me: ... Brain: WHATS YOUR NAME ME: WHO'S YOUR DADDY BRAIN: IS HE RICH LIKE ME youtu.be/e99bt1BtSsE?...

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FINNEAS covers The Zombies’ ‘Time of the Season’ for Like A Version

YouTube video by triple j

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Mahjong in Yakuza and Koi Koi in Sakura Wars feel like playing centuries worth of invented House Rules. Sometime in the past someone looked at their garbage hand and went ‘oh I have 4 dragons and a ribbon so I have heavenly serenity’ and now you gotta deal with it.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Had a bunch of bad dreams last night so I know what must be done.

MOON TARP

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE
• WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON
• 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP
• 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL
• 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH

I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN

→ IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR
IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Persona 4 Revival is making great strides. Instead of wanting to die from Naoto + Kanji Discourse, you will instead die from how they are depicted in game with no need for an internet connection.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can we go back to evil politicians dying? That was a nice reprieve from nice celebrities.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mickey would later find out in the pages of Mickey Mouse Mystery Magazine, that it isn’t a gangster’s paradise.

MMMM #10, showcasing our mouse standing amongst urban carnage with a rifle, being chased by the police.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

High stakes impasse at the intergenerational peace accords here in Oslo. Gen Z’s phrase “Shreking it” has become a source of heated debate, with Gen X preferring “Roger / Jessica Rabbiting“ and the Millennial delegation supporting a splinter position of “she let me hit because I’m goofy“

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The apps should let you put money on the LLWS and if you do they just lock your account and tell you to call the gambling hotline number.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/08/2026

"you probably mean this, a different thing than what you were searching for. here's more information on it" how dare you speak to me as if you were a creature of divine flesh. i curse thee, machine pretender

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You watch the folks a few desks away plan an elaborate surprise for months, and then some rando with the mental acuity of a “First!” comment on YouTube posts a Bigfoot-camcorder-ass quality rip? Yeah dude, shit sucks.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If Bluesky is going to autohide every bit of thigh on this platform, the least they can do for a guy is make a filter for those fuckers posting cursed AI food. I take actual mental damage looking at one of these, and it ain’t the folks drawing fan art.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just saw a guardian named "Tuna on White (Crustlost)" Game may be dead, but Destiny2names.txt is alive as hell.

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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Giving your WNBA mascots star signs is some “women do be shopping” shit, in that it’s reductive but also true.

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