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Charles Billings

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
100% of your problems do not go away by making someone else's life hell
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The Haunting of Shane Ross @comebackshane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss talks about how men need to hold other men accountable for rape and sexual assault.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Whatever you do with your time, while you're here, every single day: give a shit ... Do it with purpose and gratitude, and surround yourself with people you love that also give a shit. I don't know, because I don't know anything. But that might be the key to life." www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhXQ...
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EXCLUSIVE: Jon Moxley shares his favorite life lesson from PAC
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
—run up the score —stop the "do evil + make Americans' lives worse" agenda Day 1 —punish the people responsible for their crimes (we tried letting them get away with it, doesn't work) —set up infrastructure to make sure This never happens again —enact "do good + make Americans' lives better" agenda
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes you've gotta put the watercoloring brush down and give ruining the world another go
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
reminder: the Lions have zero playoff wins since this happened
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
men don't get together and rob the bellagio anymore and that's a problem
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026
a little maddening to be doing corporate code of conduct training in this day and age "it is illegal to bribe people" is it though, is it really
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting Kawhi officially cost the Clippers 10 first-round picks, two swaps, and SGA.
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ebert on Dolly.
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
well i'm sure the media that wrote 50000 articles in 2016 about the sanctity of classified data when it was hillary clinton's email server will cover this with a proportional sense of scandal
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if we are going to do a whole Field of Dreams game in a cornfield we should also have a Sandlot game where a big dog runs around and chases the players
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/08/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
being Ric Flair’s doctor has to be incredible
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every time a new piece of technology comes out they tell you “this is going to change the course of humanity“ and someone in the audience is thinking about how much easier this is gonna make getting hammered for them 
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nineteen months into this self-inflicted shitshow and they’re still insisting we’re reading the reports wrong, the numbers are fake, or it’s somehow Biden’s fault. And there’s still huge numbers of morons who believe them.
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dudes rock
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Early field research has yielded promising results
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i first met sam neill in the late 80's on the set of jeremy brett's sherlock holmes. i think it was manchester studios. he and jeremy were pals. i was moving a light wi'out gloves cause i'm a tosser. i burned my hand. yelled "FUCK!" jeremy came right over, sam (who was visiting) in tow. (1/4)
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Jeff Terando @jeffterando.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“They only made one Paris. It will not visit you.” Is going to be in my head for a while
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes, take shelter in the IRS building, who knows what kinds of interesting antics the J6 alumni picnic might get up to in there
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
speaking of latitude, I feel like this map should be general knowledge.
A map of Europe with the US transposed on top based on latitude.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the lamelo ball trade some relief in charlotte
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
no disrespect to Christopher Nolan but i feel very confident that a Muppet version of The Odyssey would run laps around the movie he’s making
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the most important takeaway from the last year in sports is that if Indiana can win a championship, and the Knicks can win a championship, then any team can win one except for yours, who will keep losing
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
omg ffs we just want healthcare
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
former Army reservist Pete Hegseth wearing a MARINES t-shirt doing fake reps while actual devil dogs smoke him in a workout he can't handle is unfortunately par for the course
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ernie Johnson and the Wu Tang Clan
Ernie Johnson in suit with untied bow tie with the Wu Tang in mostly Knicks gear during their soundcheck for the halftime show
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/06/2026
my man was absolutely locked in at the Nashville trucks race
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