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Minda Haas Kuhlmann

@minda33.bsky.social
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She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals.

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we'll play some baseball
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 23h
this is a grumpy sunshine pitching matchup
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That pit in the stomach when you have to "per my last email" someone you generally like
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My eyes!
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Denver people please help our friend
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible tone, good resonance and finish, a soupçon of rattle at the end if you’re into that, 9/10
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People seem to think this is problematic but I think it's not only hilarious, it speaks of someone with a lot of gay people around him
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jake is saying the rain is picking up in Kansas City. This could greatly affect the #Royals as they try to win one of the final two games to reach a season win total of 😎 69
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carter Jensen vs Hunter Gaddis Home Run (27) 💣 Exit velo: 108.4 mph Launch angle: 38 deg Projected distance: 418 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks CLE @ KC 🔻 8th
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Hokius (Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter) @hokius.fromthehawkseye.com · 26/09/2026
Hot take: Teams are overusing the gimmicks with their field lights. Doing it for closers was cool, just doing it during random play stoppage is annoying.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What do you MEAN I have to work for two more hours before I can see The Baby?? I need to have her run across the room and yell "my mommy!" and then I pick her up and fling her into the air and then give her a big squeezy hug RIGHT NOW.
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was aware of this but am still just like the WHOM?
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#oldfriend doing dope shit
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/09/2026
unfortunately for everyone I know, this song is gorgeous and hearing it live is why I was in Utah (uh and Phoenix. and Los Angeles) in the first place a month ago and I'd do it again www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIp...
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Brandon Flowers: An American Dream | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 23/09/2026
never seen clark kent and superman in the same room but we have seen clark and kent on the same field
scorebug screenshot that has clark facing kent
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't want to get too sentimental about the concept of community, but just kidding yes I do. The Baby and I just ate some 15-Bean Soup and honey cornbread made for me today by a resident at work. A resident who got tears in her eyes when I told her I'd be thrilled to take and eat her food.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw a FASCINATING Instagram post about the nuance of getting social media right which used as an example — stick with me — Julia Stiles on this season of “Dancing With the Stars”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love how this implies the ABC song has "fans"
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love Denny so much omg
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megan 🐇🌸 @sunnymegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is it good when your injury report reads like the hokey pokey
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on the other hand, the Mountain Goats, at it since 1991, still dropping bangers once a year on average and torching stages around the globe with ever-increasing intensity
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your brains were the two wolves inside you the whole time
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I'm of two minds about this information
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NYT is not gonna trick me into engaging. The top 100 shows are the ones you like best. The list is in your heart.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pulling something in my back while dealing with a Poop Incident feels like it's probably a parenting canon event
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Julia Kaye, lovergirl era @upandoutcomic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm always sayin!! being a hot girl is a state of mind 🙂‍↕️🙏
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 17/09/2026
Trans girls you are so hot. Don’t worry if you don’t “pass” or whatever. Fuck that. Being hot has nothing to do with passing. Hotness is openness and confidence and inner strength and grace and kindness. Just be you at full volume, babe. Hotttt.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tonight she sang "From This Moment On" by Shania Twain to us, for the first time. Life has begun, indeed
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
59-37 is the most Scorigami that ever Scorigami’d
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is SO up my alley but I was hoping the data would show he should always have the mustache, his best look. CURSE YOU, DATA
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not sure how to prepare you for quite literally the goofiest looking hit-by-pitch I've ever seen
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dinamita is incredible
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Kat Lyons @katlyyons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
btw they do this so they don’t have to hire back the same crew on a raise 🤙 (speaking from experience)
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Girl it's Saturday, relax
Google Maps notification screenshot telling me it's 9 minute to work with no delays and light traffic right now
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Have you considered the coconut?
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, at this time I urge you to please 🎶 consider the COCOnut 🎶
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's certainly something to be said for medical professionals being dismissive of patient concerns, but if that were the main driver, MAHA would be dominated by Black women and trans people. It very clearly is not. FFS can we go one day without coddling white people causing harm?
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painesvillain 🏴 @painesvillain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Won't someone think about the poor cis white women? All they want is to send their little unvaccinated petri dishes into your kids' schools and cause preventable child deaths 🥺🥺
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I grew up in an "I generally support unions, but sometimes they take things too far" household. Could have been better, could have been worse. The Baby is growing up in an "always side with workers, never cross a picket line, never defend scabs" household. Because we always want to do better!
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Jeremy Neely @jeremyneely.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ll never forget the solemnly half-assed signs in front of small town businesses. GOD BLESS USA CHICKEN STRIPS and NEVER FORGET OIL CHANGES. (Solid advice, really)
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WORK261.BMF
A cartoonish bank teller with blonde hair stands behind the 'Teller' window at a bank.
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Jake Eisenberg @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jac Caglianone's awesome, AL Player of the Month-worthy August: 208 wRC+ - 1st, AL .411 AVG - 1st, AL 1.113 OPS - 1st, AL 39 H - 2nd, AL 14 XBH - 2nd, AL 8 2B - T-4th, AL 6 HR - T-7th, AL 26 RBIs - 1st, AL .478 RISP - 3rd, AL 53.2% Hard Hit - 4th, AL 📸: Jason Hanna
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