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Saving my first skeet for something special

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(Todd) Gray of Sunshine @grendelred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm not the only one that sees it, right?
From Bewitched, the "alien dogs" are Alpha and Orvis from the Season 4 episode "Samantha's Secret Saucer".
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
mother tell your children not to walk my way
monty python ministry of funny walks
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s one way to desecrate the flag
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 30/06/2026
"I'm still on my first chance!"
Harvey Epstein
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/06/2026
FUN MOVIE FACT: your eyes did not deceive you if thought a key location from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) looked familiar! It's appeared in many classic Hollywood films for decades. True fans of cinema recognize it immediately as: "The Ocean."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There was a clip earlier this year of a reporter asking him whether he was going to bring back the tradition of NYC mayors jumping into the pool to open the summer season and before he even answered you could see his eyes light up like “yes i will 1000 percent be doing that”
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I like to hustle ahead of my wife while saying “let me get that for you” and then trigger the doors with my foot… cause I’m a gentleman and chivalry isn’t dead.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In Legally Blonde when the witness claims “Chuck is just a friend” and man from the audience curses him and storms out… that audience man wasn’t scripted. It was just a comedian that happened to be there and did it and the director liked it and put it in the movie. (Thank you DVD commentary)
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One the one hand they gave us The Wiggles and Bluey to help guide our children. On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Guy at work caught on Reddit, convinces boss he’s actually working“
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to Knicks fans. To the state of New York, y’all be safe out there. The Purge is now in effect and all crime will be legal for the next 12 hours.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
naming my fists Mr Rogers and Ms Rachel
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
absolutely no way this is true (a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not
A blonde dachshund head sticking out of a bag on a train . The dog is very alert A brunette dachshund on a train staring back out of a houndstooth purse. The dog is giving a sideeye at the other dog
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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Felipe @felipevinha.com.br · 15/05/2026
O vídeo já é bom mas nada te prepara pro final
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dear Cavs, you’re down 10+ points in the fourth. If you wanna win, bench Harden and put in Josh Smith and Corey Brewer. Just trust me on this.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...
Cuatro Leches cake recipe.
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mc chris @mcchris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i’m me again. come see me in person this summer. mcchris.com/pages/shows
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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 18/04/2026
Me: "Hey Matthew, great take. We're gonna go again, just dial it back like, 33% this time." Matthew McConaughey: "Alright, alright."
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They should put a buncha rings in Lord of the Flies and a shitload of flies in Lord of the Rings just to blow people's minds and whatnot.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 04/05/2026
Somehow, this riff returned. www.rifftrax.com/offers
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Mr. Spooky Guy @okayguy.cool · 02/05/2026
Happy 16th anniversary to this absolute banger
youtu.be
The Big Booty B*tches Song [The Official Video] (+ DOWNLOAD)
YouTube video by GuyWithTheAviators
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Don’t pass any judgement until we’ve read the bullet casings
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A Flock of Seagulls were invited to entertain the troops at the Strait of Hormuz but refused because Iran so far away
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don’t believe everything I read on the internet, but I believe this.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
new sports graphic alert
a picture of Mike Vrabel looking frustrated with the word COUNSELING in dramatic letters beneath him
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Uncanny
Bill oreilly looking deadEmperor Palpatine getting reverse lightning’d by mace windu
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
levar burton and kermit the frog in a library and levar has a blank speech bubble below him
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hides the cankles. I respect it.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=nMOY...
youtube.com
Norm.
YouTube video by Aron Fromm
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Never heard this before. Don’t even know what Snatcher is. But this song is amazing.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Ever since I watched The Land Before Time and heard Sara say “3 horns never play with Long Necks” I figured triceratops are all racists. (Wanna clarify this is a joke. Please don’t turn this into a thing.)
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Taaaake ooooon meeeee Take on me Taaaake meeee ooooon Take on me
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Pro-Algae Leftist @robinvetskeptic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the real ceasefire is the insider trades we made along the way
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Good Ol’ Rich Trott @palacefamilysteakhouse.com · 04/04/2026
I created a Lego account just so I could upvote this Trogdor the Burninator Lego idea. beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
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Trogdor the Burninator | LEGO® Ideas
Trogdor the Burninator is one of the internet's all-time greatest works of art! He was created in 2001 by Strong Bad, the email-checking and boxing-glove-wearin…
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
There is no one else like you. Don't forget it. Love y'all
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
*Finger curls on the monkey’s paw
I don’t wanna describe what I’m seeing here, but a man has enlarged fake breast under his shirt. There is a dog in the background looking through a cracked door.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my takeaway from the byron noem titty situation is that top to bottom this administration is probably the most blackmail-able group of people ever assembled.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Almost 10 years ago a friend got a gift for me that needed some assembly. Between 4 to 6 years ago I received that gift, unassembled. I think it’s assembled now…minus a fog machine for added effect.
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
on this day 41 years ago four students at Shermer High School pulled off the most elaborate practical joke on the quiet goth girl
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