Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Would you like to try our ayahuasca riblets? 582749409
Papers Please Hazard @biohazardous.bsky.social · 12/06/2025It sounds like they're serving 45 caliber baked potatoes. I mean they did put "Warning" in big red letters. 010
MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 11/02/2024I sincerely hope Ghu tastes better than their sugary drinks. Haven't visited that place for awhile now. 000
Rotanen ♾️ @rotanen.bsky.social · 19/10/2024when you gaze into the arbys, the arbys gazes into you 010
Adam Taylor @lordblade.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Hello, I'm Gareth O'Donnell, and I'll be your server today. 000
L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Dollar margs just hit different, I guess 030
ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Who ordered the pitcher of hallelujah-rita? 040
Semi-Interesting Photography, etc. @remid0d0s0.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Takes me back to a particular Marie Callenders and norovirus in a hotel room 020
Craig @kuangeleven.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I thought that was more a Taco Bell thing? I mean, all those people mumbling 'Oh god...' from behind the locked door the next morning must be onto something. 001
🎃 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🍫 @nevetsboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2024You should know what you're getting into when you eat at Applebee's.🎃 Trick-or-TweetNevets 🍫@nevetsboy.bsky.socialThey didn't say which neighborhood you'd be eating good at. 000
Chris Fahi〽️ @chrisfahim.bsky.social · 25/01/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing sunglasses is smiling and making a funny face .ALT: a man with a beard wearing sunglasses is smiling and making a funny face . 000
Mighty Apollo @mightyapollo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Our health inspectors just put up a sign that says “B” or “C”. 010
Still Peachy @stillpeachy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Wheresoever two or more of you have appetizers... 000
Dan Mandell @dhistoryman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Otoh, the service there is SOOOO slow that you'll probably get tired of waiting. 000
El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 11/02/2024I can't decide whether it implies that Applebee's is a divine experience or that it will kill ya. I think the former ain't too likely. 130
Gord Jorkins* *but spooky @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Have you tried the Bloomin' Ketamine? 051
Paige Francis @paigefrancis.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Certainly what I think when someone proposes Applebee's. I start praying the road is closed, or the parking lot is full. 000
Are You Being Detained @sailbarque.bsky.social · 11/02/2024What denomination is brownie pie sundae? 000
Bill Speaks @speaksimages.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Can't say they haven't been warned about an impending gastric apocalypse. 010
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 10/02/2024God is one of the five people you meet at Applebee's 2231
mlex @mlex.bsky.social · 11/02/2024God is at Applebees, no wonder I never get to see any miracles! 000
AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 11/02/2024What is the customary amount to leave for your server at Applebees, if in fact, they are God? 000
BeanMChocolate @beanmchocolate.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I’d like to net god. Maybe I can ask for some advice on helping my friends defeat their depression, and be happy. 000
devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 19/10/2024i did their four-day darkness retreat (worked front of house) 000
The Ghostly Tidings of Richard H Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social · 11/02/2024As Scott Hanson bit into the chicken wing, his head turned a bright beet red and large amounts of smoke began to billow from his ears. Within seconds his eyes had become slot machine tumblers which spun around until both landed on the symbol for chili peppers 100
Agent of the NWO @ibras.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Depends on what they mean by "meet God" I can see this going in two very different directions. 000
Andy Bowen (He/Him) @andybowen.bsky.social · 03/02/2026If the "Warning Prepare to Meet God" sign was in front of a Hooter's though I'm definitely pulling over and dining in. I'm curious. I'm not proud I'm curious but I am curious. If that sign is in front of my local Osmow's Shawarma I'm just moving to a new city. 000
John HELL Roberson @jlroberson.bsky.social · 11/02/2024was this an overreaction to a food poisoning incident 000
TheOtherKyle @theotherkyle.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Hilariously, the Applebee's where I grew up was situated right behind a mortuary, so this tracks 0111
The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 08/10/2024Applebee's Our food will fuck you up for life 000
DJango Schmutz @hermanmenschter.bsky.social · 10/02/2024In a pinch on a work trip I went to Applebees and got some make believe food called stuffed trout. It was stuffed with hardened velveeta. After bitching and eating the entire thing, I bought a 16 pack of charmin tp and had a nice night at the hotel 150
