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A boutique his and hers combination fishing and beauty resort called Salmon and Spa.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026

He says "Impeachment" like it's a bad thing. What Mom said as a kid was true: Too much Kool-Aide rots the brain...

Image of Fox and Friends' Lawrence Jones predicting impeachments after power shifts in the November election.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/10/2026

This just in: Former Philadelphia Eagles Safety Brian Dawkins has been signed by DHS for an undisclosed sum...

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026

President Wimpy says: 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙏𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙪𝙯 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮...

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/10/2026

My Fleetwood Mac Top 3: Landslide Hypnotized Little Lies

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 22/09/2026

FTC Chair Andrew Ferguson says "Every act of fraud hurts all of us." Wonder when they're going to start dealing with the cesspool of corruption at 1600 Pennsylvania ...

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 17/09/2026

Willy Wonka (classic Wilder, of course) and lawyer Mitch Landrieu were being interviewed about the economy and upcoming midterms. Landrieu said "𝘾𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜". Wonka interrupted with his classic line: "Strike that. Reverse it." "𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜".

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/09/2026

Andrew Weisberg says 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 ran on a campaign of "America First" but is acting anything but. Perhaps Andrew forgot to run the phrase through the 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐿𝑖𝑎𝑟'𝑠 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 tool, whis is all the rage in despotic circles. What he really said was: America First ... Into the Gutter.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/09/2026

I heard that all cell phone owners in Alabama subscribe to Tee Mobeel

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 14/09/2026

Michael Popok has suggested Congress can save the Kennedy center by just sending it "a hundred or two million dollars". So long as that comes out of the White House budget, sounds like a good idea!

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026

It was reported the Russian Finance Minister was invited by U.S. into a meeting at the G20. Why didn't the other nation's reps immediately walk out?

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026

Fort Worth, Texas county officials have been reportedly been trying to close polling locations - many on college campuses - in advance of the upcoming elections You have to wonder why anyone would want to restrict voting access Oh, yeah, I forgot. They're afraid unless they cheat, they'll lose

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/09/2026

Did you hear about the Medium in the median? She got run over by an Insight.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/08/2026

Are there any 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧 editions of Legal AF? Asking for a friend.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 25/08/2026

My mate was the Kodak color correction queen at a photo lab where she worked years ago. She'd look at a print and say, "add magenta", and so on. She likes watching Rachel Maddow, but noticed that compared to whomever the guest might be, she always looks yellow. Wonder what the lighting techs see?

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 25/08/2026

And now another edition of "Let's Try An Update": When it comes to ,𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 the old "in bed" fortune cookie joke is so last year. Here's a new punchline: "Donald Trump it doing a great job. 𝙄𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙀𝙥𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨."

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 23/08/2026

When dolphins wave, they're really just flipping you off.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 23/08/2026

On one of the Sunday shows, Elaine Johnson said a politician's job is to "win elections". That,s funny, I thought their job was to serve their constituents.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 22/08/2026

Here be it known that, any time the current U.S. Pretender in Chief declares an emergency, it we will be known as a 𝘾𝙤𝙙𝙚 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 situation...

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 18/08/2026

"Winning elections is not rocket science. If it was, I could help with that." Senator Mark Kelly, speaking at a Jon Ossoff rally in Columbus, Georgia.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 18/08/2026

A recent Reuters poll indicates 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚's approval rating is now around 33%. To paraphrase Meghan Trainor: "It's all about that Base, 'bout that Base..."

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 18/08/2026

Only 78 shopping days until the November elections. Many signs point to a Red Team route. Not because the current Blue Team is that much better, rather that the other guys have so majorly dropped the ball. My hope is that no matter who gets in, they'll actually listen to their constituents.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 18/08/2026

This Just In: 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 orders DARPA to repair the X-Ray glasses he stole as a child, as they now produce "ugly" images. On an unrelated note, a sign was placed outside the Oval proclaiming it to be the "Universal Dressing Room", and no females over 22 - dressed or not - are allowed in.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/08/2026

If Hakeem Jeffries hopes to lead the Democratic U.S. House, he really should learn to answer questions directly Asked point blank about nearly any subject and he waxes on about how we all need change We do, but are you against ICE? For or a single payer health system? Just say so. It's not hard

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 16/08/2026

Freshly anointed US AG Toad Bleach has declared he "just wants to do what's right". As lawyers are often known for obfuscating the true meaning of their words, I'd like to know his true meaning. Is it "right"t as in 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩, or "right" as in 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜? (Spoiler, think I already know.)

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 15/08/2026

Did you hear about the polygamist frog? It was three-toad.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 15/08/2026

Texas U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico says his opponent Ken Paxton is the "most corrupt politician in America." Well, he's pretty close, but there's a guy at 1600 Pennsylvania who has him beat hands down.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 15/08/2026

Recent Ad: "Data centers are helping to update Texas's electrical grid." Yeah, like being raped helps you to update your self-esteem.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 15/08/2026

Random Awesome Quotes: "𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥." Arthur Conan Doyle, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙, 1912

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 15/08/2026

September 22, Rio Grande Valley, First Texas Senate Debate. Moderator: "Each of you will have three minutes for an opening statement. Mr. Talarico, you won the coin toss, and can go first." Patting pockets, looks over at opponent: "I seem to have misplaced my pen, has anyone seen it?"

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 10/08/2026

𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙤𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙣, current Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, increasingly talks about 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘴. Given his job, one would think the man would have a basic grasp of political systems. Marxism <> Socialism ! Marx & Engles <> Plato, Moore, Saint-Simone, Owen & so many others !

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 05/08/2026

Fragmented First Verse for the current V.P.: Ah, stretch out! That rich Corinthian leather Smooth, baby! On it like a stranger I'm a cushion-loving guy Burnin' Down the Couch!

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 05/08/2026

Here's hoping Barack Obama had had a happy 65th birthday! Now he can finally get off HimCare and get onto MediCare - while it lasts....

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 03/08/2026

I used to only shop at Amazon, but one day realized I was Buy-Curious, so started experimenting with other kinds of store, too.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/08/2026

An old friend used to have "Bored Meetings", a group of us gathering at one bar or another. Have come to wonder if 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 has a typo in the name of his international group, and it's really "Bored of Peace".

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 02/08/2026

Bernie Sanders says we should all be entitled yo retire with dignity. That's a great sentiment, but I'd rather do it with money, too.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 01/08/2026

This just in: 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 announces a ten million percent tariff on any future use of voting booths.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 31/07/2026

The Save America Act may be Congress's first Fractal Bill: 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 Should the worst happen, and it actually passes, becomes law, and survives Article III review, one shudders to think what the next iteration would look like.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 31/07/2026

This just in: Intel set to construct the world's largest stadium, with a capacity of 350 million, so all their new shareholders can attend the annual meeting.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/07/2026

The current U.S. President absolutely detests Joe Biden, and his beloved Amtrak, calling for significant budget cuts to the already beleaguered transportation system in 2027. It's looking like another sad case of 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙚.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/07/2026

I wonder how big a company Unilever could become if they rebranded as Duo, or Tri, or Quadlever.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 30/07/2026

To be on the safe side of history, Duluth Trading Company should clarify their "Ball Room" ads are not related to National Security.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 27/07/2026

I am in favor of open borders. So long as 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 can be ushered to the other side of ours.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 27/07/2026

Everyone seems to think the President is immune from any prosecution due to the Supreme Court decision in Trump v United States But that opinion specifically refers to "Official Acts" Seems breaking the law is very Un-Official, so a whole raft of behavior (Emoluments, etc.) should not be covered

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

Funny that a Feaux News poll would show Red Team folk think their party is doing a great job on crime, when said party is committing so many of them...

Feaux News poll on current issues claiming Republicans are doing a good jopn on crime

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Slim Pickens riding a nuke in Stanley Kubrik's 1964 film "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb."

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

I hear we're about to rename another Sacred Place. Coming in 2028: Colorado's Garden of the Claudes. Sad.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

And now, another edition of Way Out Thoughts: The world's countries spent nearly three trillion dollars on "defense" in 2025. One has to wonder how that money could have been better spent.

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Image of the lead actors in their car from the 1991 film Thelma and Louise

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MCMLXI @mcmlxi.org · 26/07/2026

And now, another installment of Potential Campaign Quotes: 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙠𝙨 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙩. 𝙄'𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙜. -- Troy Jackson, U.S. Senate, Maine

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