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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 19h

@drrosenpenis.bsky.social sorry. I just had to share this rage inducer. bsky.app/profile/asel...

Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When there’s a #cigarette in a urinal or toilet, it is your job to split it in half with your stream of piss. I don’t make the rules.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every year. Every fucking year I get punched in the gut with a week like this. It’s horseshit. I hate #fantasyfootball

Screenshot of my fantasy football results. Lost by .90 points.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm engaging with you as a breakfast cereal.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“What if the iced coffee was a gun? Huh, what about then?” by Bret Stephens

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Atlanta Falcons are the Lake Gitchee Gumee to the Green Bay Packers Edmund Fitzgerald.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce 2026

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lambeau Field is a game show of hidden piss and shit by Brett Favre. The human skid mark.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“No, you look cool and awesome in your concussion helmet.”

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who is your favorite #Progressive spokesperson and why isn’t it Mara?

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026

“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Percy is determined to get his stick home: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tim Robinson is going to be the first to go on #Survivor51

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In 2026, there will be roughly 7 players in #MLB that eclipse the 100 RBI mark. In 1996, there were 50.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is fucking embarrassing. Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hope this brick to the face finds you in good health.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Seeing #TheTillers yet again. Probably won’t stick around for Toad the Wet Sprocket. Sorry Toad.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The final battle against Nuru at the Milking Table is pure cinema.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trending on Nextdoor? My neighbor is a paranoid racist? BINGO!

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You ever pee so much, you overfill the toilet? Yeah, been one of those days.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just found out who Steve Aoki’s dad is.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Join Ed Sheeran on the It Sucks to Suck Tour.

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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wasn't aware of the sex cult part, but this piece by Dr. Emil Torres is eye opening, for anyone who hasn't read it yet.

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The ASI Extinction Debate Is the Opposite of What You Think

The media needs to wake up, fast. (3,100 words.)

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tilly Norwood to open for Ed Sheeran.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The ol Double Boycott on Ed Sheeran.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Got stung by a bee on my ankle while cutting the grass and hey I don't like that.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I can remember a time when a president couldn’t even appoint a Supreme Court justice because it was too close to an election. Also, don’t use the USPS for voting. Vote in person if at all possible.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The NFC East in the NFL is the one division in which every team is trash and rooting for any of them makes you a terrible person.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Struggling to agree on a premise…… for The Muppet Show. Good grief.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Keeping track of how many people you’ve killed is like keeping track of how many Phish shows you’ve attended. It’s nerd behavior.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey Collinsworth…shut the fuck up.

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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just like the weather machine.

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