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@therealbrian.bsky.social
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He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - rural barkeep, recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand. Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12h
Oh she's serious about running for statewide office in NY
TikTok screencap of AOC in Syracuse wearing Bills gear
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 15h
spent the afternoon at Wanuskewin
A tipi next to a walking path.A view of the South Saskatchewan River.The plaque at the buffalo jump site.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 19h
getting in a fall mood cropdusting the Halloween aisle at dollarama
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude looks like neidermeywr from animal house after a week long meth run
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 29/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate parsnips. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Parsnips.
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Rev Barb @revbarb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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FIRST PERSON | What no one told me about the land I called home | CBC News
When Ashish Barua's daughter brought home Métis beadwork, it made him realize that as a newcomer, he'd been taught virtually nothing about Indigenous history and culture.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I call out misogynist shit but I don't see it often. Imo, the really predatory men are good at masking and don't act out in front of anyone they think isn't on-board, and there is a set of men who are non-oppositional based on fear of victimization, but won't start shit on their own.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just used the word "clitcentric" and am better for it.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretty sure I read a penthouse letter that used the phrase "pork sword" back in the 90s Alt text for image - a butcher case with sausages shapes like swords labeled pork swords
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
let the gourd times roll
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Temple of the Dog album cover
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robocop is seriously 80s. The nuclear war game commercial, the news breaks (apartheid South Africa!), the Pontiac 6000 SUX, Ronny Cox saying "we practically are the military," the cocaine, "I'd buy that for a dollar!" - as someone who lived it, it's pretty peak 80s.
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Robocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
Alt: Robocop, walking with his gun drawn, saying Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ray Harryhausen stop motion - Jason and the Argonauts and the Sinbad movies especially. Saw 'em all as re-releases at the $2 grindhouse as a lad. The last Sinbad flick has some great stop motion.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we blocked early, and often, and it worked
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rabidly pro-Israel specifically because of the rapture
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
afternoon kitties
a black cat and an orange cat snuggling on green plaid comforter
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fat Bear Week voting starts in 16 minutes!
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we call them skeets
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, and while it has nothing to do with the facts, it is delightful, high camp madness - there's been a victorian sex machine, vampire fairy-tales, an egg-beater vibrator, beheadings, and a complete barfo-rama - and I'm only 2 episodes in.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woody Allen's Manhattan
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Rabbit of Seville
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Bugs Bunny's Foot Massage
Alt: Bugs Bunny massaging Elmer Fudd's head in a barbershop in the aforesaid cartoon.
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e - Rilyan Morokin @ob1moroney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a TV show that raised you.
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Grither Tales From The Darkside
Alt: Grither: Tales From The Darkside
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a TV show that raised you.
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Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
Alt: Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
put a bonnet on the cat
An orange cat with a goofy knit bonnet on his head.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to decide if "performing The Rockford Files theme kazoo solo" should go as a skill or hobby on my resume.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it seems to me that you must be a little damaged in the head
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20 y/o me would be surprised I'm still alive.
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FuzzyWuzzy in Toronto🇨🇦 @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s time for closure on this. Mandate was a gay pr0n magazine in the 1970s and 80s. The issue below was one of the first I ever had. I still think of the magazine when I hear the word.
Pictured is the front cover of a 1986 copy of Mandate with a tanned, muscular, shirtless man on it.
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“September 17. For a girl I know, it's Mother's Day.” Gord Downie wrote this beautiful elegy for his late nephew. The comments below the video reveal the song's impact on Canadian fans.
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The Tragically Hip - Fiddler's Green (Live in Abbotsford 08/08/2009)
YouTube video by The Tragically Hip
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This dude is gonna be Mayor for life if he wants it.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so old, I used to be endowed with inalienable rights.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what the FUCK do you mean "Brent Burns is hot now". that's not fair. that shouldn't be real.
Brent Burns no longer looks like a toothless wookie now he looks like a normal handsome guy with teeth and a well-trimmed beard and a fade
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tinfoil witch burning under a bridge @brookass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
meme showing a photo of Sainsbury's Basics brand "15 cheesy singles" with the top text reading, "just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The lawyers repping the promoters and the venues of the Ed Sheeren debacle thinking about the impending contract beefs...
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Danny Devito: Dolla Dolla Bills, Y'all
Alt: Danny Devito thumbing cash with the text "Dolla Dolla Bills, Y'all."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/9L3M2WC5LPA?...
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We Care a Lot
YouTube video by Faith No More - Topic
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
peek-a-bamboo #tinytrunktuesday
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just another scumbag manning - fuck that whole family
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I learned it by watching you!
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I Learned It By Watching You
Alt: Gif of ad where kid tells dad "I Learned It By Watching You."
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rip bob mackie 😭🤍✨
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
STEVE!!!!
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Dont Look: Terrifying Creature
Alt: Julian Glover's character in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after he drank from the non-holy grail and decomposed. He chose poorly indeed.
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