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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead

A tweet:

Axe Murder
@mccarthyjames
all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/10/2026

I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 21h

I could have gone happily for the whole rest of my lifespan without seeing or hearing from Rahm Emanuel ever again, but here we are anyway

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 21h

GOP Grumpy Old Pedos

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 21h

Internal polling for the mid-terms must look cataclysmic if Trump thinks he needs to bribe old people to vote for Republicans

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why is my fucking light bill $400 this month jesus christ

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026

*the pope reading his replies in some idiotic fantasy world* Oh holy shit, this guy's an actual AI influencer

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Some people need Jesus more than others

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just watched a semi back his trailer right into the boss’s month old pickup truck

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Conceited's Iconic Pucker Face

ALT: Conceited's Iconic Pucker Face

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Fani Willis thing is so stupid. A criminal case against the president falls apart because the lead prosecutor got horny with a colleague. Meanwhile the President of the United States is a convicted felon, a rapist and a war criminal and I guess that's fine.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you want some poor quality manila folders that are beat purely to shit when they arrive, Smead has you covered

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 29/09/2026

You can understand why the dumbest fucks on the planet would want to feel they control 'super intelligence'

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Andre "Blood and Fire" Feast @formercymencry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Micheal Tracey is trying a million times harder to doxx a rape victim than he ever did trying to find clothes that fit.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My generation was promised robots that would do the tedious housework so we could do the things we enjoyed. Instead, they’re taking our jobs and leaving us with nothing to do except all the tedious housework.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Don’t speak to people wearing earbuds/headphones” should be the law around the world and enforced at gunpoint

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Had to reprint 70 ballots because a love bug got squashed all over the paper 😭

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ukrainian aerial drones are airlifting ground-based drones behind Russian lines. Long after we wipe ourselves out, our robots will carry on the war on our behalf. Robot factories will produce robot soldiers and that's all that will be left when the aliens come back to mutilate some more cows.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Turning down free lunch at work today because it’s Chick-fil-a. Doing the right thing isn’t hard.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good morning. I just tripped over a cat toy and ate shit in the hallway. Hope you're all having a wonderful day.

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

From, where else, Alabama

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Finally, a copy paper brand designed for Republicans

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Remember when these gas prices meant the apocalypse had come and gone?

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The only opinion I have about Natalie Harp is that I wish someone would take her aside and explain how to correctly apply eye makeup

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't understand the hate for RFK Jr.. For YEARS, people have been saying they want a Secretary of Health and Human Services that swims in raw sewage and eats whatever animal carcass they randomly stumble upon. We finally have one and people are STILL unhappy??

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Remember when those same people threatened to cancel Obama because he correctly treated Fox News as talk radio propaganda?

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A customer used our restroom and committed war crimes in the ladies room. The women at the office are leaving with tears in their eyes. 😭

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"No one is going to vote for a Democrat because they came out for a trans sports ban. No one is on the fence being like, "If they just came out for a trans sports ban, then I would vote for them. I don't think that person exists," says @evanurquhart.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/2154...

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wonder what happens at level eight.

"I'm currently a
level three
Scientologist,
which means I
can smell colors.
Once I reach
level seven I will
no longer need a
skeletal system."
-Tom Cruise

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Rooker @rooker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The littlest leopard 😭

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