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The Glandalorian

@newscollector08.bsky.social
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Welcome to AmeriKKKa! The dumbest fucking country on the face of the earth! Sorry, World! We are morons! If you are a MAGAT douchebag or some other righty-aligned POS, don't bother talking to me, just assume that I hate your fucking guts.

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kristinekenyon.bsky.social @kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new rule should be whenever you come across the Musk movie trailer, you repost it like it’s Tom Holland’s Umbrella video lol #FckYouElon youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Jack Brand @jacklbrand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Courts: "Don't do X" Trump: "We're doing X" C: "We told you not to do X." T: "We don't care." C: "We want you to come in two weeks from now and explain yourselves" T: "OK" C: "Your explanation failed. Don't do X." T: "We're doing X" C: "We're really warning you this time..." Etc. etc. etc. etc.
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Get yourself a dashcam, folks. ICE cannot be trusted.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Elon’s daughter Vivian absolutely decimated him oh my days
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You want to know why too many people don't respect the media? It's because the media doesn't respect itself. We're all embarrassed for you. Have some fucking dignity.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IF YOU CRITICIZED 2.9% INFLATION UNDER PRESIDENT BIDEN BUT THINK 4.2% UNDER TRUMP IS NO BIG DEAL.... FACE IT YOU'RE IN A FUCKING CULT 🤷
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We should be learning from other countries...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/04/2026
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This November our goal has to be not just to win but to destroy the GOP. It's anti-democratic cancer and must go!
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ok just hang on. I know it’s early for heavy metal,. BUT JUST LISTEN first before you comment, It’s actually good and catchy
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Not only does the GOP lie about totally nonexistent mass voter fraud, but they legislate process that intentionally creates the late night, big city "waves" of votes that they then claim "change" elections & are evidence of fraud. It's all intentional & pro-democracy parties don't do this stuff.
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Don't know about you, but this is how I feel today - and to be frank, most every day for the last year.
Meme:
Image of a man holding a cup of coffee, sitting on a log in the 
woods, flanked by a squirrel eating a nut nearby.
The older I get, the more I
understand why people live
in the woods and talk to
squirrels.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
😕
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒 www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...
Utah Hogle Zoo photo, giraffe and parents
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If FAFO was a skit......
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Melania Trump was paid $28 million to make a movie nobody wanted to see. That's called a bribe, folks
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jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
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The Glandalorian @newscollector08.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
CONTENT WARNING This is horrific. I am going to have nightmares from this. Our government is pure, unadulterated evil. For the love of God, they must be stopped
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 17/01/2026
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If you can “give” your Nobel Peace Prize to someone like Donald Trump, you clearly didn’t deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
From firing the local MAGA-allied police chief to calling for the abolishment of ICE, so much inaction by elected Democrats boils down to "but I'm scared!" I am very sorry, but you said you could do this job when you were hired. Please step aside if you can't.
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So protesting an authoritarian regime in Iran Perfectly legal Doing that in the US gets u shot in the head Got it
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 08/01/2026
And Greenlanders would just have to immediately apply that $10k to their newly increased medical insurance bills.
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Michelangelo Signorile @msignorile.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
ICE are Nazis, storm troopers for a regime that’s killing people. Signs should be placed in every city and town identifying them as Nazis. Every write up of must make the connection to the Nazis. A woman has been killed in cold blood, and the regime is claiming she caused it. Nazi propaganda.
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @msentropy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Be VERY clear: it’s about NSMP-7 and the regime’s treatment of dissent as TERRORISM. There is ZERO other reason to deploy Border Patrol fucking AIRBORNE and Specia Ops CT tactical to deal with unarmed protestors. It’s INTENTIONAL escalation. God help you if you can’t see that. #ICE #Minneapolis
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Kieran Hannon @kieranhannon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
#boycottHilton
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
MAGA: Freedom! 2nd Amendment! Protect yourself from government overreach! MAGA: Yeah, let ICE kill unarmed US citizens! Kill American women! F YEAH!
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Rep. Summer Lee @repsummerlee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The Trump administration is inflaming rhetoric about a community and commissioning the endangerment of its citizens—and now ICE just killed a woman. They are increasingly out of control. Call this what it is: a police state. It’s past time to abolish ICE once and for all.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE agents finally killed someone. This was inevitable. I need Democrats to stand up and demand accountability, punish these rogue forces, and call for the abolishment of this modern Gestapo.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Doing everything possible not to pay out
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 05/01/2026
garbage country run by garbage people and I'm embarrassed to live here
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Corporation for Public Broadcasting to Shut Down After 58 Years Due to Trump Eliminating Funding
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting's board voted to close the organization after 58 years after the Trump Administration ended funding.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
They kidnapped the head of a Latin American country, replaced him with an insecure white racist who has spent his entire life arguing that Latinos are subhuman, and made clear that their primary aim is to plunder the country for its resources. If it isn't yet clear, yes, we're the fucking baddies.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 31/12/2025
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wildlife photographer Julian Rad
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Shoshiroll @shoshiroll.northsky.social · 23/12/2025
So what I'm hearing is, don't let ice take you, by any means neccessary, because no evidence is enough.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
💯💯💯
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Canadian Resistance 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @cdnresistance.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A US president who has kinder words for Vladimir Putin than Rob Reiner is a disgrace to his country.
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Benjamin Chambers @dachshuahuadad.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Fuck "abolish ICE" We need to prosecute ICE
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tis the season...
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