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Jed Horovitz

@jedh.bsky.social
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"Behind every fortune lies a great crime," Balzac.

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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is the seal of my township as seen by IAI (tlc alert: Inebriated Artistic Intelligence).
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is the seal of the town where I live.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Extraterrestrial Abduction Day. Whose idea was this? What's next Thor's day?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Spring!
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Boeing whistleblower Swampy Barnett ‘killed himself’ even though he was not suicidal and his last meal was at Taco Bell. No one’s last meal is at Taco Bell. A childhood friend told interviewers that he Barnett had said to him, "If anything happens to me, it's not suicide."
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Lina Kahn is the Ida Tarbell of the 21st century. Watch her! www.youtube.com/live/OpthvSe...
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Thanks for the mention. Happy Sunday, everybody.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
@alyankovic.bsky.social Today is EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG DAY. It is also the Ides of March. Et tu Al?
Caesar  playing the accordion to knife holding senators.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Potato Chip Day.
Chip rising over a bustling town....
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
@alyankovic.bsky.social Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old squeeze box you venerate?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
@neildegrassetyson.com Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an telescope you venerate?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
@stephenking.bsky.social Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old IBM Selectric that you venerate?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Today is "Worship of Tools Day". Do you have an old IBM Selectric that you venerate?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
People are being extorted by threats to their loved ones made to seem real by the use of cloned voices using AI. Having been playing with the same, I can tell you this would be really easy. A family member's voice plus your phone number makes you a target. #BEAFRAID, #BEAWARE, #SAFEWORDS
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
One year ago today was CUT ME IN TWO DAY. Quad bypass surgery with Dr. Bowen at Cooper University Hospital in Camden NJ. As the song says, "Watch me now!"
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
We ask ourselves, why is today multiple personality day?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Bad bad burn: 'Sounds like AI music'. Maybe Al Yankovic's next masterpiece? @alyankovic.bsky.social, #burns, #alexaplaymyfavorites, #boringmusic, #bedbathandbeyonce, #nobodysearchesforthisever, #hastag, #lostinspace, #grammys2025, #westcoastpromoman, #anybodyoutthere, #openthepodbaydoorshal
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Nothing to see here day. 🙈
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
The Second Coming is just the Apocalypse rebranded so I went looking for clues about GO3.0 in The Book of Revelation and I found this: "The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months." Was Doug already here? #Good Omens
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
According to David Mamet, 'the map is not the territory' is copyrighted by him. People need to call out this kind of over reach. #freespeech, #public domain
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Banana Bread day? Observation about special days: At least 50% are for some kind of food. Which food do you think is connected to the most celebratory days? That's right, Chocolate. Not today, today is all about banana bread. #foodporn
A banana made of bread.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
It's MARGARITA day. Have you read "The Master and Margarita" by Bulgakov? Kind of "The Trial" plus "The Conformist" with vodka. All three books capture the spirit of our time. Drinks anyone? Artificial Artist has already started.
Stack of books with a NO symbol
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
About a block later, we both started laughing. A whole block. Senior poker is not a fast game. #oldandintheway
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Yesterday, a friend and I were on our way to another friend's house for senior poker and we drove by a school with this giant sign: THE HIGH SCHOOL OF THE FUTURE". My friend asked me, did that say it was THE high school of THE FUTURE? I wasn't sure and asked, should we go back and check?
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Staying on topic is really the meta topic of our time. I mean, I think it was.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Your day is coming! Can you guess what it is? @alyankovic.bsky.social
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Sticky Bun Day! Apparently AI (the communal dream machine) is not all in on sugar. I love these things with black coffee but this is how I feel afterwards. #StephenKinginthemachine, #GloriaSwanson, #SugarBlues, @fda.gov, @food.bsky.social.
People drowning in a swamp of sugary sticky buns.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Once again my human adjacent digital artist friend doesn't quite get MUFFIN DAY. It is supposed to be about giving a treat to the homeless. How about a home? Just sayin.
Three fashionably coordinated dressed skiers on a giant muffin surrounded by strawberries in the snow.  If this makes sense to you, PLEASE explain it to me.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Take a moment. Be grateful. Heroes are killed around the world every single day to keep the powerful in check. Unless you are a tyrant, or the child of one, we owe them. "Pasheebah" Alexei.
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
ITS CABBAGE DAY! My human adjacent digital designer friend doesn't understand why we celebrate cabbages (or food) and fell back on Cabbage McCabbage face when I asked for a picture to memorialize a staple that is a supporting player in dozens of cuisines. (We do say a head of cabbage after all.)
"Realistic" giant cabbage face in a weedless (not realistic) garden.Scary giant cabbage face at night.  Might fit in on Easter Island.  The moon behind he/him is in front of the clouds which is disconcerting.Giant cabbage with friendly face that looks like my son in law.  Just sayin.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
My daughter Nina turned 21 today. (Sorry, these are the most recent pictures I could find of her.)
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Jed Horovitz @jedh.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Went looking 4 people 2 follow: Weird Al (ck), Patton Oswald (ck), Neil Gaiman (ck), Neil deGrasse Tyson (spell ck), McArthur Genius Rhiannon Giddens (no), smartest person on the planet Tarja Kallio-Tamminen (no), & John McWorter (no). If U know how 2 reach the last 3....tell them I'm waiting.
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