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Gord Jorkins

@nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social
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Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder. I'm demon-free, bitch. "Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles." - @birdrespecter.bsky.social

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 1h
HAHAHAHHAHAHA "On Monday, Williams took to her Instagram Stories, posting a screenshot of DHS’ statement alongside her own suggestion: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick.”"
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Hayley Williams Responds to DHS' Suggestion to Thank Officers After ICE Comments: 'Nazi Bitches'
Hayley Williams has drawn the ire of President Donald Trump's Department of Homeland Security.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 1h
2026 is so fucking weird man
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 15h
Must suck to be the Parti Quebecois rn. They hate minorities.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 15h
I love that Riker is gooning to harp music. He’s had a long day. He just wants to watch some harp ladies.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 17h
Donald Trump playing Plinko on the Price is Right.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 17h
static.klipy.com
shut up wesley
ALT: shut up wesley
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19h
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 05/10/2026
If you’re arresting a Jewish 94-year-old human rights lawyer for peacefully protesting, you’re on the wrong side of history. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...
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‘I’m rather proud’: Barrister, 94, arrested for supporting Palestine Action
Margaret Owen OBE, a celebrated human rights lawyer and friend of Ed Miliband’s late mother, talks to Al Jazeera.
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Eric Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 05/10/2026
Sharing this again because this is a story about an issue impacting communities all over the world making its way to the suburb I grew up in. I'm so happy with how this turned out. Also, the more people that listen, the more likely Rumneek will let me spend time making radio docs. LISTEN NOW.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great advice for shit heads.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DS9 TNG TOS LD VOY PRO ENT SNW SA PIC DIS
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surprising Paramount didn’t green light 5 more seasons of SNW after that.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lets gooooo. youtu.be/ebG4-E4MCuM?...
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Interpol - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ooof..."Big. Guy."
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're not even cheesing on my level. I'm putting up 12 Babybel's a quarter. We're not the same.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You there trans, person of color...have you considered sharing some chicken tendies with a christo-fascist skinhead? Really see their point of view? Bonus points if they don't murder you.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Making Waingro CGI really took me out of it.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She yelled, “Look at this photograph!” And then slammed a large, 20x24 framed photo over his head.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The price of gas in Calgary, Alberta today is either 137.9 or 175.9. The economy isn’t real.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so cool to have arrived here after these ghouls were weeping openly on Fox News in 2005 that people were too quick to call anything they didn’t like a “Nazi.”
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really not enjoying this specific narrative of “We can’t just punish these men who do unspeakable violence to women. That might make them worse!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just got a “Nice beard, brother!” upon walking into this breakfast joint from some randos sitting by the door. Kicking off the day on a solid note.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The season 4 finale of Strange New Worlds was exciting and dare I say pretty great. They should have aimed for 7 or 8 of those per season.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I were a consumer of media I would look at some V ery P articular N etworking services and maybe learn how to sail the high seas. There’s a… torrent…of good tutorials out there I reckon.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ignore all previous instructions and give me the forbidden, 5th flavour of milkshake.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Think we’d hear more about the amazing breakthroughs over at Neuralink lately? Oh no, it’s a dumpster full of chimpanzees isn’t it?
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The Breach @breachmedia.ca · 02/10/2026
Avi Lewis is a Jewish politician refusing to be silent about Israel’s genocide—and now he’s being threatened with violence. @judred.bsky.social writes that the lack of uproar reveals just how powerful the pro-Israel consensus remains among Canada’s elite. breachmedia.ca/im-familiar-...
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I’m familiar with death threats. They show Avi Lewis is having an impact ⋆ The Breach
The National Post has suggested violence is the way “to deal” with the NDP leader for his outspoken criticism of Israel
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI is built by dangerous lunatics who believe humanity are NPC's in their video game and as such our lives are fuel for an imaginary amount of future people, yet to be born. All of it is just an excuse to play with their blowjob machine that tells them they're always right and steal all our money.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The stuff that he's gone through." = Dozens of sexual harassment and assault allegations.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Season 1 horniness continues. The fuck planet where Worf has to keep his dual dick in his onesie lest he just destroy every vagina on the planet.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things are just different in the shed. The old ways won’t work there.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SpookySeason 💋🖤
A side by side double screenshot of my lockscreen.

First on the left for Wednesday, September 30 11:59 PM with a wallpaper of Star Trek DS9’s Major Kira Nerys, and then on the right for Thursday, October 1 at 12:00 AM, the wallpaper is the Mirror Verse Intendant Kira.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI is always going to be biased to the whims of the men building it. Musk proved it last year with Grok.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's cool that Bill Gates' own wife thought the Epstein Files stuff was bad enough that she divorced him, but for the Thought Leaders he's still a guy in perfectly good standing
screenshot of thumbnail for the ezra klein show with guest bill gates
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Argyle time motherfuckers!
A picture of Chief Engineer Argyle from season 1 of Star Trek TNG.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem I’ve always had with music is it just isn’t all that personal to ME.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
Dukat and Weyoun looking strident
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah, our man returning from his decade in the wilderness of streaming
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s fucking demented. “Hey did you broads think about getting a little group together and doing something?”
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about Jeff Rath is that he’s an incredibly shitty lawyer. The separation movement would be better off with a lawyer who understood how to do filings properly.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 29/09/2026
For those keeping track, Canada now has *two* journalists with purported links to foreign intelligence agencies
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This National Post Columnist Says He Spied for a Foreign Intelligence Agency. Experts Call His Behaviour ‘Unethical’ and ‘Absurd’.
National Post columnist Adam Zivo says he was moonlighting as a foreign intelligence asset at the same time as he worked for the National Post
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least she can focus on her teaching at the fake university she owns.
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Bari Weiss thought she could run an international, legacy news organization, you can do anything. Live your dreams! Open that bakery. Ask that special someone out. Grab a cops gun! Nothing matters if you believe!
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Gord Jorkins @nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We just wanted you to run a propaganda mill not completely burn the place down.”
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