SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 3hWow....Rahm Emanuel and Gavin Newsom, we're so lucky, wow..... 😭 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingJobe @jobe00.bsky.social · 8hThere is also artwork like this from @lartist.bsky.social. He-Manos and Torko. 4349105
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's a $96,318 fine for being raped. 231990645
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191993403
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026I heard Tame Impala's "Feels Like We're Only Going Backwards" in a dental office yesterday and it made me just think of America in 2026. Should be played at GOP rallies. 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation 2938479841
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingEmily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW 311069180
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026That time I brought a one-eyed dragon to my job interview... 010
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i should reinstall red alert 3 737120
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026Oh, SORRY I bought Iced Coffee for everyone at this job interview and the entire bunch of fuck outs there at their desks and happened to also get one for myself, I'll see myself out the door, thanks... 000
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 24/09/2026Trump only eats broccoli beef off a naked girl like in Rising Son but even more disgusting 100
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 24/09/2026This whole Trump "Super Intelligence" try has real "George Costanza trying to make T-bone happen" vibes. 000
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026So Masque of Red Death but also on fire? Where is my notarization stamp, let's go! 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that 122945
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingAnnie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i'd like to share with you all a little wrestling move i like to call "fuck you and die in real life" 7629
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026Why is Eddie Vedder even still alive if he's not out there doing a note 🎶 Jimothy's Spoken 🎶 version? 000
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026This whole admin constantly makes my brain play 🎶 with the shape of an L on her forehead 🎶 and I don't want Smashmouth in my head, but these fucks such big L losers all the time. 010
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am literally willing to waste a limited amount of American money to see if I can actually get this 2958
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026Awe, baby made a big new word and wants everyone to know how smart and special baby is 000
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026Which also sounds like it's probably racist as hell 100
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingQagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My invention, the Pedestrian Crossing Flail-Mace, is an improvement over flag-based systems. 1028149
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingMicah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable 95115092836
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingsakura christmas @prof-christmas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Timeline cleanse: Can’t stop laughing at these ingenious entries for the annual historical artifact costume contest at the National Museum of Korea The porcelain carp won, but my favorite was the bronze rattles.youtube.comThis is Korea’s most unhinged cosplay contest #shortsYouTube video by The Korea Herald 12812
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 20/09/2026Oh Colorado, you sure know how to rip my heart out whenever I start feeling marginally good about your brand of football. 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 68129192811
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingJess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 17/09/2026I just saw in the news that Diesel is about to hit an all-time high. 3213
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 17/09/2026Yo, don't kill that cute little cowbaby crawling on the wall 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246841587
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 16/09/2026The most made-up nothingburger... Some liberal gymnast I've never heard of says it objectifies women! Some MAGA group I've never heard of that sounds like it was made up 5 minutes before this article says that gymnast I've never heard of sucks ass! Everyone, I repeat, everyone is fighting!nytimes.comSydney Sweeney Sports Betting Ad Sparks Backlash From AthletesA nude campaign for a sports betting app drew strong responses. Was it all strategic? 110
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 16/09/2026How the Departed should have actually ended:youtube.comDeparted Ending Keyboard CatYouTube video by Scandalous598 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingEric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hand painted Princess Mononoke Sylvan Library. 1757
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The dumbest thing about the whole Ed Sheeran thing is he identifies as a "culturally Irish" musician, and is seemingly touring with half of Ireland, and yet somehow had no clue that Irish musicians have been the single longest and loudest chorus of voices in Europe about what is happening. 1354513717
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 16/09/2026Sometimes my brain just demands i make weird shit. I thought that the end of Planet of the Apes and the kids on the beach with the Bumblebee Tuna balloon seemed like the same universe. It's janky AF, but it makes me content.youtube.comPlanet of the Apes Bumblebee TunaYouTube video by Scandalous598 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingPaul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?bbc.co.ukThe Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract showsThe Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows. 21993072831
SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 15/09/2026Remember when life was simple and Lambada was the forbidden dance 000
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 13/09/2026“i’m scared and i’m trying to triangulate how to win these key races by appealing to a perfect model of a voter” vs 611832
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingCheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Kennedy Center is really important to Trump, and it's not clear to me why. He wants to be seen as a patron of the arts? He is envious of Kennedy? He wants to be admired by the people who perform and attend events there? No replies because I don't have patience for what I'm likely to get. 0544
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel like the Trump administration is trying the whole “bread and circuses“ approach to governing except the bread is poison and the circuses suck 45612
Reposted by SmashedNSinkingeb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia 323275494
