Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 17/09/2026Because of beef prices, I am making sloppy joes with ground chicken, but my family didn't appreciate either of my preferred meal names, sloppy chicks or chicken slops 14480035
jeff66cc.bsky.social @jeff66cc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just needs a couple more adjectives hot wet sloppy chicks 👍 000
🇨🇦 Stephen O’Connor 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🏳️⚧️ (he/him) @soconnor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you have leftovers are they sloppy seconds? 010
james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You should've tried "Chicky-chicky slop-slop". They might've hated that too, but it's fun to say. 000
Spooky season seidrmann @transmascdruid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just take "slop" out and call them "discombirbulated" 020
BillBill @abil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You could cluck cluck clumpsstatic.klipy.comTom Haverford Aziz AnsariALT: Tom Haverford Aziz Ansari 000
Ms HummingWay @mshummingway.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would have named it something like "Not Biden's Sloppy Joes". 000
...As the Other Shoe Drops @annothername.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Impossible burger meat makes epic meatballs and dollars to donuts would make sloppy joe you wouldnt tell the difference from 030
Smashbro67 @smashbro67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just make with rooster instead. Then you can call it a sloppy cock. 020
I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But your family appreciates the name sloppy joes. Please explain. 000
magnumpiinohio.bsky.social @magnumpiinohio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I like "sloppy chicks", typically 110
Jerome @jeromyo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good for you, I’m making it from Pets, mostly the neighbors, I call it sloppy Repug Jose 000
Holliday @doompositive.com · 18/09/2026Chickenslops.com seems available. I did not try the other one.chickenslops.com 000
BooksofBrian @booksofbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sloppy Joes is meat agnostic - no need to change the name. 😀 0120
Dizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026I can't eat red meat so learned to sub ground turkey into dishes that call for ground beef. Pro tip: add a bit of worcestershire sauce. 010
Vanessa Chaland @vanessachaland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sloppy Chick Slop is a great name for a band...or a bar, or a hooker. 😁👍 000
RogerWagnerMDPhD @rogerwagnermdphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At least you didn’t try any variations of “messy roosters.” 000
Hip2BSquare @tragically-hip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you do the cooking, the only thing you should hear in the kitchen is… “Yes, Chef” Now enjoy some sloppy chicks! 000
Mimi @cupcakesez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ya may just want to get some beef bullion.. it’s affordable and don’t call this dish by those names. Hahaha! 010
Phil @wahwahbass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Funny I made sloppy Joes with ground pork the other day Saved over $3 And they tasted pretty good Not as good as with ground beef But who can afford 93/7 ground beef at $9 a pound? 110
pepperoni-dogfart.bsky.social @pepperoni-dogfart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comCharlie Kelly's Cozy Moment in Sunny In PhiladelphiaALT: Charlie Kelly's Cozy Moment in Sunny In Philadelphia 010
Mina Connors @ironprincessm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just tell the fam it’s “chef Ramsey” (or whoever’s ) recipe. Then they assume it’s good 🤣 this also works if I mess a “recipe” up and it’s crappy 😆😜 000
Ann Truwe @atruwe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I make them with ground turkey and my husband (Joe) calls them sloppy hoes. 000
grannydoodle.bsky.social @grannydoodle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026😂 Neither of those are what popped into my head. 010
BonYogi @bonyogi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How about "Who gives a cluck"? Makes for an interesting text when someone asks what's for dinner. 090
REN & STIMPY PT 2!! R&S’s backup account!! @sparkyomatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That doesn’t sound bad at all. Chicken Slops forever!! 000
NorgaMike @norgamike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Poultry plops Wet Cocks Loose Chicks Yard Bird Bangers 010
fucomic.bsky.social @fucomic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026meat processors like JBS supply multiple sectors—including retail, institutional clients, food service— industry experts note that major fast-food brands with proprietary, tightly controlled supply chains have not integrated this specific imported-trimmings quota batch into their restaurant burgers💩 000
sws1972.bsky.social @sws1972.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can I cast a slightly hesitant vote for the former? 🙂 010
joiksinger.bsky.social @joiksinger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Faux beef crumbles, with taco seasonong are indistinguishable by most eaters from the real thing. My sister thinks vegetarian burgers, crumbles are revolting. She doesn’t cook and weve been feeding them to her for years….with no complaints. 000
🫡NotTheMama🫡 @jimeejee9.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sloppy hens, sloppy Tom's, sloppy Joseph's, my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels, sloppy Moes 😁 000
Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forget the price... it's the "I'm not going to say where the hamburger comes from" that's the real issue. Okay, price too but you get me drift. 010
Exit the RatRace @exit-the-ratrace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anyone suggest Joe Chicken or Joe Mamas? 000
ttownwa.bsky.social @ttownwa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ground Chicken? Never heard of it.static.klipy.comRowan Atkinson's Cringe Face (Johnny English Mr Bean)ALT: Rowan Atkinson's Cringe Face (Johnny English Mr Bean) 100
Logical Drivel @logicaldrivel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Change the language and make it fancy! Pollo descuidado (Spanish), magulong manok (Filipino), Schlampiges Huhn (German), Pollo disordinato(Italian). 020
Fizzicyst @fizzicyst.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sorry to hear they bawked at it. (I'll see myself out) 040
Sherry w/ a whY @justiceforall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026C’mon parents 😞 bad jokes about innocent animal victims aside, how is it even possible so many of you aren’t getting it this point? #ClimateEmergency #collapse www.eating2extinction.comeating2extinction.comEating Our Way To ExtinctionEating Our Way To Extinction documents the most pressing environmental and health issues of our time and presents comprehensive science-based solutions, finding the most effective being a shift toward... 110
Nectogalini🇨🇦🇺🇦🍞 @nectogalini.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Instead of chicken, I use the cheaper high fat beef and GREEN or BLACK lentils. Add the cooked lentils, along with a squirt of liquid beef bouillon towards the end browning. They'll absorb the fat and juices and get 😋. We call it bleef. Don't use red or brown lentils. They disintegrate. It's 🤢 010
sethwbullock.bsky.social @sethwbullock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In addition it increases your B vitamins, soluble fiber, while reducing your fat intake. Cheaper by far too! 000
sethwbullock.bsky.social @sethwbullock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a professional chef of 42+ years, who spent 3 of those working for hippies, in a primarily vegetarian restaurant; A really good substitute for ground beef, which doesn't change the flavor significantly, and also maintains the texture. You can sub in bulghur. Cooks quickly, and absorbs flavor. 010
CookiesInHell69 @cookiesinhell69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I actually like sloppy joes better with chicken. 010
Bongo Beach - Cool beads from around the world @bongobeach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean when you think about it "Sloppy Joe" ain't exactly literature. 010
KurB the Clown @kurti-b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bawk Bawk Chop Slop Saucy Bawk Bawk Burgers Poultry ala Gruel Nuggie Pellets with Tang Thang sauce. Bawk Shot Sammiches Umm... Sloppy Bird on a bun Gods least favorite lunch Little Timmy dreams of Beef Im losing it. I cant keep Chickamoo slop burgers Sloppy José 000
Stonedalgo @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comSloppy Steaks Slop Em UpALT: Sloppy Steaks Slop Em Up 000
333221c.bsky.social @333221c.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Chicken plops… with a white sauce instead of red sauce 010
sarachisolm03.bsky.social @sarachisolm03.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At that point you should have deemed it chicken nuggets. It has the same meaning. If you're going to take it there, take it all the way there. 110
mswifty.bsky.social @mswifty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thanks for letting me know, I have been contemplating doing that 😁 000
WeeWeex5 @weeweex5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🤣🤣🤣 love the creative names! So how did the chicken joes taste? I’ve never used chicken in that dish so I’m curious. 100
DDagger2024 @ddagger2024.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sloppy Randies? Messy Randies? Yeah, that doesn't work either. Good Luck. 000
James Who Lives in Queens @jamesfromqueensny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Has to be a name, Sloppy Brendas. 000
Tracy @wacket.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Have you tried ground turkey? Highly recommend. Same with chili. If you do chili extra beans cuts down the price. I use ground turkey, 3 different types of beans. You can also make tacos, add rice. Cuts down the price. 020
jonathan-e.bsky.social @jonathan-e.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you could try Tofu, then you caould have sloppy toes 190
thru-rain.bsky.social @thru-rain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ground poultry Mousakka, Chicken Pot Pie, lasagna ! 000
franklinchica.bsky.social @franklinchica.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is there a way to make poultry more beefy in flavor? Or maybe fake meat? 000
nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I could go for a couple sloppy chicks. Sounds great at 2am. 000
J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026... so, Sloppy Hoes won't go over well either, huh? ... 000
Mario "Brother" Margheriti @jay-west.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Get out the fancy dishes and call it an Improperly Attired Joeseph 2181
Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tacos and spaghetti work with ground pork, too.. Save a few bucks. 150
The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comSloppy Steaks Slop Em UpALT: Sloppy Steaks Slop Em Up 000
Bill the Cat @billthecat71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sloppy Chicks is a good one! Or Sloppy Clucks? Cluckin' Joes? 010
roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hot / Warm Wet Chicks (Delete as applicable) 100
