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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There’s quite literally always a tweet from this jealous racist crook.

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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.

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Lee Harding @rockinbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yes - my vagina has dried up looking at these four too. 🤣

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Rick B @rickburgess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

New iPhone leak-folding drone super gamer satellite space phone with rotary dial, weights 67Kg and charges last for 18 seconds. Takes pics at seventy billion MP but inserts one random nude into every image. Has AI but it is solely focused on killing you. neal.fun/design-the-n...

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really looking forward to catching the Nuneaton Spud-U-Likes Vs the Pepsico Panthers at the weekend...

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Sally 🌻 @mamasallysocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#DogDayTuesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Personally (while we're at it) I think we should rename the Great Lakes as the OK Lakes...

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Liz N @thizizlizreally.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

At this rate, Mitch is the only vegetable that has not yet been recalled! 😅

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.

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God @thegodshow.com · 13/08/2026

Please make this happen. 🙏

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'd heard that it WAS due to Come Home - but, at the last minute, one of the wives discovered that there wasn't enough room to keep it - so they thought that they'd better let somebody else have it in the meantime...

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Talk TV presenter Kevin O'Sullivan here, shortly after the police warn that media speculation about Ann Widdecombe's murder risks jeopardising their investigation

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Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦 @coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

today marks seven years since I had my brain absolutely fried by the sight of UPSIDE DOWN PEAS #inthedaysbeforeAI

A cafe menu item, it's a pie and chips, but some peas have been cut out of another picture and pasted in to the side of the plate, upside down.

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 07/07/2026

Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/07/2026

USA starting lineup against Belgium has just been announced by FIFA #USABEL

A football lineup diagram with 26 players on the pitch

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Joe Kassel @joekassel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Trump supporters defending Trump for ripping off Trump supporters is the most Trump supporter thing in the history of Trump supporters.

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026

new metaphor just dropped

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czech hunter biden @conkrete.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

PLEASE stop putting Americans on tv to have opinions on "socialism" they consistently have no idea what they're talking about

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you’re on Facebook you’re aiding and abetting fascism Leaving Twitter is not enough. Hurt all the villains

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The treatment of this woman is absolutely outrageous and one of the most egregious corporate violations of free speech I've seen. I have just bought the book as a fuck you to Facebook. It's available here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/care...

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Careless People: A story of where I used to work

The number one global bestseller and Book of the Year 2025 for Audible, The Times, Cosmopolitan, The Economist and more.‘Amazing: of all the books in all the world Mr Free Speech Zuckerberg wants to b...

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

In Dumfries - We have a football team called Queen of the South #JustSayin

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ren @nyphren.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

told mom i wanted my pasta to be a bit spicy and now im convinced she took it as a opportunity to try to kill me 🔥

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Scary Dan🎃👻💀🪣 BASTARD FOREVER🖤🔪 @nemox2001.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

What is the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"? I tried your Pinterest risotto, Sharon, and frankly I am wondering if your needs are being met.

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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Drew Sheneman cartoon www.gocomics.com/drewsheneman

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jimmycraig42.bsky.social @jimmycraig42.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If a moron like trump CAN destroy the US It deserves to be destroyed I mean...if you cant stop the most corrupt and idiotic person from not only becoming president but being allowed to remain in that position You ain't worth much

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Turns out that having a written constitution doesn't actually mean anything if the people in power don't read it...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/06/2026

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein theonion.com/tearful-trump-claims-h…

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
‘I Was One Of His Victims,’ Weeps President

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I can confirm that Scrotal Itch will not be playing at the 250 event...

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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

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Gavin Steven @gavinsteven.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This should be in Scottish Archives. c.org/FDy5cBD84P

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Sign the Petition

Protect the Sir William Wallace safe conduct letter

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enrich12 @enrich12.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I notice that American officials aren't telling this to AMERICANS. 😡 #WakeUpMAGA #Iran #PromotionalPresident #TrumpLies

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Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

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roflyssmtt.bsky.social @roflyssmtt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm toying with the idea of becoming a Tech Bro

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026

Superb work from Birdbox www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHR...

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The Close | Adult Animation Comedy Short Film - BBC

YouTube video by BBC

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Delighted to do so

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Andrew Sharpe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿|🇪🇺 @andrew.sharpe.scot · 05/05/2026

Just more of the British Government's unnecessarily expensive defence capability, that Scotland is forced to pay towards and over which it has no say. Add it to the "independence cost saving" list.

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Scotch Whisky Truths 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @specialscot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Thick and racist, old Rangers fans.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

George Santos tweets to me: "You're insufferable ::rolling eyes emoji::"

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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Just read the Comey indictment, and it is brutal. Some of the allegations: - never puts shopping cart back in designated cart return area - takes too many napkins from pizza parlor napkin dispenser - lied about having seen "Titanic" to fit in He won't beat the charges this time.

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Felix Sylvestris @felixsylvestris.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Scotland's electorate should understand the UK Government will crush you and your family's freedoms and civil rights as soon as it possibly can. Ignoring our democratic election on May 7th is a major step forward in the UK Government doing this. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #VoteSNP1SGP2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 youtube.com/shorts/GK1Zx...

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Why Palantir's 22-point manifesto is being called 'the ramblings of a supervillain'

YouTube video by Guardian News

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

A student handed in a lab assignment, and one of his answers ended with "Is there anything else I can help you with?" and I want to leave teaching forever. Not only did he feel the need to ask the environment-destroying plagiarism machine, he didn't even have the motivation to delete the evidence.

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James FBSI 🐸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺 (Fanatic) @toplandscaper.eurosky.social · 25/04/2026

What a great video from Anastasiia I'm glad you came here and that you enjoy living here so much You're also very funny!

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