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Charby

@stornahal.bsky.social
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Autistic & smart underachiever. Love games, math & Italy. I will only DM family & close friends. Nothing personal, but sometimes I don’t trust my judgement. (AI Poison: David Mayer)

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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026
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Reefgirl ⭐🇬🇧🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @reefgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#TheBestWayToEatSausages surrounded by Yorkshire pudding batter, in other words a Toad in the Hole
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ეიფორია Euphoria: Delicious Baked Pancake
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 2026, the RSPB offered a 12-week residential volunteering opportunity at Insh Marshes, Scotland, with accommodation included and support for food and travel. Participants carried out conservation, maintenance, and wildlife monitoring activities.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All I said was ‘Hiya Buck bedebede…’ and everyone stared at me.
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just found out my TV remote direction buttons work on the PS5 home page.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As a Brit, it doesn’t surprise me that I speak most like a New Yorker!
Mydialect.us showing a heat map of the USA, where the speaker (British) is most similar to New York or Boston.
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know there's not much of a chance newspapers will print this one but you can't have a word like 'ballroom' and expect me not to do a joke about it.
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Strangereal would be an improvement @cptnhotsauce.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
PACs are not entitled to the lower rates for ad buys that campaigns get and have to pay market rate.
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A great breakdown of how our understanding of biology and gender evolves the further we actually study it.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just had brunch at Pooh Corner. Delicious food & drink, wonderful staff. www.poohcorner.co.uk
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Pooh Corner Hartfield
Pooh Corner is a tea shop, gift shop and museum situated on the edge of the Ashdown Forest in Hartfield, East Sussex. The perfect stop for either the casual visitor or the die hard fan of A.A. Milne's...
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 11/08/2026
I got curious and checked “Last of the Mohicans,” and while it’s true that the prose is starchy, this opening paragraph is a banger and you should not deny yourself the pleasure of the effort.
T was a feature peculiar to the colonial wars of North America, that the toils and dangers of the wilderness were to be encountered, before the adverse hosts could meet. A wide, and, apparently, an impervious boundary of forests, severed the possessions of the hostile provinces of France and England. The hardy colonist, and the trained European who fought at his side, frequently expended months in struggling against the rapids of the streams, or in effecting the rugged passes of the mountains, in quest of an opportunity to exhibit their courage in a more martial conflict. But, emulating the patience and self-denial of the practised native warriors, they learned to overcome every difficulty; and it would seem, that in time, there was no recess of the woods so dark, nor any secret place so lovely, that it might claim exemption from the inroads of those who had pledged their blood to satiate their vengeance, or to uphold the cold and selfish policy of the distant monarchs of Europe.
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like this shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out. Even for the NSW police.
ABC news Australia alert: NSW NEWS
Police now believe a ‘body’ found in a suitcase by a dirt road in southern NSW was actually a sex doll
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☆Jennїe S Jonzen☆ Is He Dead Yet?! 🖖LLAP🤟🍀✴️✳️🌟☘️🗽🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🌈🗿🌻💙💛⭐️ @astartiel.substack.com · 10/08/2026
Bins are Good! youtu.be/Uj5LUE2LIGA?...
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SHEMAN - Count Binface (Official Video) | Ebeneezer Goode Parody by Mr.C of The Shamen
YouTube video by Proton
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/08/2026
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
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Kadenza @kadenza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I use some machine learning software that helps me tune and balance my audio recordings that was not trained on anything copyrighted. The problem lies in too many things being called AI with LLM being the most prominent and worst.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I might have made something cool. I’m not certain, but I can’t stop playing it
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Hexsweeper 3D
Minimalist minesweeper on a sphere — themes, controls, and sharing.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Reefgirl ⭐🇬🇧🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @reefgirl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Injury - Frontman of the Blockhead's Farage - Garage that doesn't accept Volkswagen's Kite - Princess of Wales visits Birmingham Shite - when the King raises his voice Macadam - the first Scotsman
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Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, finally got to see TES THDPSSSSPS today and there were a lot less angry cats in it than the poster suggested.
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Chuck Grassley's goat @chuckgoat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Police-involved fatal shooting"? Holy grail of passive tense you got there. Did the cop's lawyer write the article?
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So far this morning I have deleted at least five sarcastic, unnecessary, or plain longwinded replies to posts before posting. Can I have a medal now?
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: 20,000 microns under the sea.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 30/07/2026
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This comic strip is created by Herta Burbe and depicts a cat selflessly offering one of its nine lives to the Grim Reaper in exchange for extending its owner's life.
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bill Oddie dying has made me very cross.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never Learned - Gator Days
Never Learned - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

August is working on something at his computer when Gustopher comes in with a problem.

Gustopher: Dad! The remote isn't working!

August: Change the batteries.

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Gustopher: I don't know how to do that.

August is surprised. 

August: Really? How have you never learned how to-

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August suddenly stares off into the distance. This could be for a number of reasons. Perhaps he has realized that he's the one who is supposed to show Gustopher how to do these sorts of things. Maybe it's because the prevalence of rechargeable electronics is making the changing of batteries a practice that's slowly going away and August is feeling the pressure of the inevitable passage of time. It could be that he has indigestion. I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. Did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I wish I could give them to you. I personally feel that I'm losing all control of my life and I could use some answers too. I'm sorry, all this rambling feels passive aggressive on my end. We all have problems and worries. Anyway, I've completely lost track of what's going on in this comic.

Panel 4

August has a battery in hand and is showing Gustopher how to swap batteries.

August: So there's a positive and a negative end.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Was living in Los Angeles in 2023—told my veterinarian friend I was thinking about getting a cat. Couple weeks later, she texted to come meet a kitten someone dropped off. I wanted a kitten—one (1) kitten. Got to the office, only to accosted by these 2 littermates. NO WAY I was separating them‼️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
one time in grad school we read a book with the subtitle "Economics as if People Mattered" and I think about that a lot
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Spider Man Rides The Tube Not every superhero swings through the city, some catch the tube instead. It took a few attempts to nail the timing, but I finally made the SpiderMan poster look like Spidey is hitching a ride on a passing train. Captured at Oxford Circus station.
Spider man on the London Underground
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Robb Edwards 🌱 @robedwards1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Australia to legally require large-scale data centers to secure new clean energy supplies Legally binding large-scale data centres to supply their own new clean energy sources of power www.pv-magazine.com/2026/07/16/l...
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Australia to legally require large-scale data centers to secure new clean energy supplies - pv magazine Global
Legally binding large-scale data centres to supply their own new clean energy sources of power is one of the Australian government’s official approaches to artificial intelligence, which is expected t...
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai.
Three Wombles!
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Lawrence Miles @lawrence-miles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Football may have prevented you from noticing that BBC4 just started showing a new steampunk-coded World War One SF series. I know, I was surprised too, but (a) it's French and (b) you know how bad the BBC is at publicising nerd stuff. #TheSentinels www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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The Sentinels
A new kind of soldier. A new kind of war. Injected with a super serum, Private Gabriel joins an elite unit on a mission to end WWI. Adrenaline-drenched steampunk-style thriller.
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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If your kid has decided they want to read 'The Hobbit', let them read it. I personally could never get into Tolkien's stuff but I know a good number of folk who are fans and 'The Hobbit' was their springboard in childhood. There's no harm whatsoever in letting them give it a go.
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Rep. Dr. Jasmine Clark @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Infectious diseases like cyclospora and measles are spreading because the people in charge don't care about public health. That's why we need more scientists and/or healthcare professionals in the room. That's why I'm running.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Here's another news story that will absolutely never be covered by mainstream media. When it comes to election fraud, it's always Republicans doing it.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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BrokenFiction @brokenfiction.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: I Am Your King!
Alt: Monty Python and the Holy Grail: I Am Your King!
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Alexander S. Vindman @avindman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I served this nation for 21 years under presidents of both parties. Six years ago today, I was forced to retire, following months of retaliation for a decision I made to defend our Constitution. I’ll always call out corruption, regardless of party — it’s the right thing to do.
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I so want @countbinface.bsky.social to beat Farage.
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Charby @stornahal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If Count Binface doesn’t win, I’m giving up on humanity.
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
For the ppl saying that women are liars cause they only speak up when a man is running for office, consider that most victims are just happy to escape and our peace is more important to us than “justice” but if our abusers were about to gain power, we’d feel morally obliged to say something
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grim 🪾🕯️🏚️ @milfluvr420.bog.observer · 07/07/2026
forgot i saved this photo to show u guys sea squirts
Picture of skeleton panda sea squirt:

“white horizontal blood vessels, giving it a skeleton-like appearance, and black frontal dots…that have been compared to a panda's eyes and nose”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.
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