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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 4h
We were supposed to be solving climate change and renewable battery technology but here we are, debating what counts as rape.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 4h
Eric Schmitt: It says here you "peel before use". Is that true? Jack Smith: I think your iPhone still has the protective plastic on it.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 4h
Hey when one of the Cornell 7 does a self destruct are we going to feel bad?
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 6h
I wrote "believe women" on the dirty rear window of our van and the reactions as we drove around were the extreme polar opposites you'd expect.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 6h
2005: Green Acres 2026: green ankles
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 18h
sending the last sliver of bar soap down the shower drain after a life of service
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Viking Funeral: Burning Ship at Sunset
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14h
BREAKING: A while back, I sued DOGE (FOIA) to get Musk's communications. DOJ argued that Musk wasn't a govt employee anymore, BUT Hegseth just hired him again to work on a Pentagon warfare initiative called Project Meridian. So we noticed Judge Boasberg. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 13h
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h
When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 16h
My advice is to lose weight and get richer. You'll feel amazing.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 16h
The final AI investments are in, and the companies are eating through it like popcorn. I think things slide downward quickly from here.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 16h
You don't have consent until you have consent.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 17h
Any bitcoin bots out there?
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 18h
sending the last sliver of bar soap down the shower drain after a life of service
static.klipy.com
Viking Funeral: Burning Ship at Sunset
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 20h
There are a couple good lines in the bible about being a good person. The rest is a guidebook for stubbornness.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 20h
the crushing weight of disappointing everybody
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 20h
My exact quote when visiting Trump's body in the Rotunda someday.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 20h
We did the math and today is the exact halfway point of your life.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No fatties, no weirdos. Just patriotic cowboys!
Pete Hegseth addressing the troops. Actually it's a He-Man henchman talking to some men wearing speedos and Hugh Hefner vests.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would like to know if sending a group message that invites others to participate in rape (eg "free pussy!") could be prosecuted as trafficking (in addition to the rape charges).
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JL Foster @jlfoster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hot take for today: ALL fraternities should be abolished. We don’t need them. Nothing good happens within them. Any perceived value they provide can be found elsewhere.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
Todd Blanche’s motion for summary judgement in my Epstein redaction training video lawsuit is due tomorrow after a short delay. Multiple sources told me there were videos training FBI agents on how to redact Trump from the Epstein files. I’m suing to get them.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When did you mature to the point of realizing "everybody" is not your audience?
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No fatties, no weirdos. Just patriotic cowboys!
Pete Hegseth addressing the troops. Actually it's a He-Man henchman talking to some men wearing speedos and Hugh Hefner vests.
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Bea Eli 🏳️‍⚧️ @msbeaeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk would be defending the Cornell 7 right now.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stridor carried me here. It's only fair that I return the favor.
a screenshot from an episode of He-Man. He-Man is carrying a robotic horse.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
get your mind out of the gutter
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 01/10/2026
First look at the 25th anniversary poster for Spirited Away 🌫️ In theaters October 17-21 via @gkids.com Tickets on sale now.
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intrusive_thoughts_librarian 💭📚 @sgeez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You kinda smell like a burger but not a delicious one.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your news channel doesn't report the largest takeaway from a congressional hearing, you're not seriously interested in communicating news. You're a propaganda machine.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think most people feel like we do, or are we just in a Bluesky bubble?
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool but only white men get to experience these stories.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
banging out Beatles songs on a moldy piano in the rain in the bomb-eaten husk of an ancient skyscraper 100 years after the End
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will you read my screenplay about a girl who is trying to collect instruments from the ruins, 50 years after nuclear war, scavenging through mossy rubble to find her holy grail: a playable oboe
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
banging out Beatles songs on a moldy piano in the rain in the bomb-eaten husk of an ancient skyscraper 100 years after the End
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool but only white men get to experience these stories.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
None of them care about anyone not in that room.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
people with genuinely high IQs never talk about their IQ
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me going viral with a brilliant original political comment, then destroying my algorithm's momentum with a poop joke that gets zero likes
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Barack Obama: That's What I Do Meme
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The interviewer looking at your resume and seeing "Cornell University"
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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John Sundman @jsundman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First rule of IQ Club.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The interviewer looking at your resume and seeing "Cornell University"
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me going viral with a brilliant original political comment, then destroying my algorithm's momentum with a poop joke that gets zero likes
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Barack Obama: That's What I Do Meme
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was told there would be no fat weirdos.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
writing my dumb novel without any AI like an old fashioned loser
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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