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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!

@sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social
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Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods. Loud and opinionated, and wrong a lot.🤣

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Robert Cy Jones @robertcyjones.bsky.social · 16h
Well said. I knew Neil Innes and have a proudly, signed copy of Archeology. A brilliant and humble man.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me.
What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on.
After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 21h
Thank you, and he's just a hateful old b******! 😅
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 22h
You look great, he looks like 80 years of crank abuse. 😉👍
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 22h
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 23h
"we need to finish what we have started, we need two more years." Two more years? Fuck you, you're done, asshole.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about Trump's promised $5000 tariff checks but I don't think anybody will get it!
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Early voting in Minnesota! I went to the courthouse and voted today. I happened to be there, and saw voting was open. No problem, no wait, signed and witnessed and entered. No mystery drop boxes, yay! Although I usually vote in person on the general election date, and it's never been a hassle, done!
Frank Zappa says "Vote like a beast"..
If your vote didn't matter, they wouldn't be trying to take it away!
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True. Basking in the applause, sucking the energy out of the other campaigns. Me me me me me!!!
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stijn123.bsky.social @stijn123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"did you get in one little fight and then sent to your auntie and uncle in bell air?" "That was WILL smith"
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striple.bsky.social @striple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He forgot to mention the 850,000 Muslim troops who fought for the allies in WW1 or the 5.5 million who fought in WW2.
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realnuttyqueen.bsky.social @realnuttyqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete loves rehabilitating Confederate generals so this is no surprise. He has to ignore the largest global conflict in history, WWII, because he doesn’t want to hurt the feelings of the neo-Nazis in the MAGA base. Muslims get singled out because Hegseth thinks he’s re-fighting the First Crusade.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we all are 57 men were on that text chain women have been reporting they have been dismissed or even blamed “Victim blaming" by law enforcement is cited in 25% of cases as a reason why survivors stop cooperating 98% of rapists will never spend a day in prison #cornell
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Christopher Koehler @startswithac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to get a signed doctors note for my son to have cough drops in school. These people are deranged and lying. #couchfuckersayswhat
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Christopher Koehler @startswithac.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The same airport that the Continental Army took over during the Revolutionary War. #kegsbreathcayswhat
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen chorus lines in community theaters pull off "butch" more convincingly.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Miss Butter, J.D. (pronouns she / her) @realmissbutter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jackée Harry Laughing on Sister, Sister
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candy @wormfood-local-510.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah it’s very funny to be like, “And you were talking with another attorney? You disgust me and if I had my way we would be eating your flesh like dogs right now”
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Roblee14 @vegasdude83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lets be honest anyone who calls themselves a Christian nationalist should be ineligible for federal office because their beliefs make it impossible to hold an oath to the Constitution which not only calls for freedom of religion but keeping religion & government separate
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Sharon 🩺🦋🫶🏻💙🍿🐸🚫👑 @sharonsf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥳🥳🥳🥳
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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LannaMick @lanna-mick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party for corruption ! That tells you all you need to know about him.....
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for some weed pix! The Ogre plants are almost to bud watch time, they both have the pre bud hairs, they're in nap mode right now, no pics tonight. Yay, both female, and doubtful they're autos. These are up and coming clones.
Black Cherry Crush clone, starting to spread outStrawberry Cough clone, loving the led lights Top left, a topper of Ogre I'm trying to clone, the inner leaves are doing okay, biggest clipping one ever tried to clone, plus two little Ogre clones.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I REFUSE To Be Silenced By Melania Trump youtu.be/W3lUgCmJWtA?...
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I REFUSE To Be Silenced By Melania Trump
YouTube video by JoJoFromJerz
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Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃 @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bad placement near that wheel arch, part of his neck’s missing
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nicksiii.bsky.social @nicksiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can see it now - FAKE NEWS! Kick that photographer out. He can’t come back because . . . zzzzzz
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dems should remember, if they don't want to vote for something, they can take a month or two off with no explanation. Of course, "rules for thee, none for me!" Republicans will yowl like scalded cats, but hey! Y'all set the precedence.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He may have a uti, a urinary tract infection. Or healthcare issues that cause pain.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yoinks, scoob, she praised his junk! "Thanks, girlfriend, for bragging about my genitalia!" Check out her songs about guys she didn't like..
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re just heading into the office early to ketchup on some paperwork
Someone on the subway in a large tomato slice costume.
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Happy Birthday to CockKnocker!
Birthday boy Mark Hamill as CockKnocker, from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but.. "Bucky Larson Born To Be A Star" wasn't that bad. Now hear me out.. ANY Happy Madison movie, I have a few drinks, a few tokes, before attempting to watch them. I'm a Swardson fan, and the killer reviews on this made me hesitant to to even start it.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Number one and number three, I've beaten, and Zelda is a 100% through both worlds.
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Aloysius Olberding @aloysiuso.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Next up: Vegetable cheese made me gay!
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Mom-Ra, Queen of Unfinished Tasks @epukane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s not even that. About a decade ago they switched to vegetable rennet. It was partly for cost and partly for consistency, bonus it made the cheese vegetarian-friendly and also halal. The wingnuts recently discovered it carries the halal label and lost their shit.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We watched Kung Fu Hustle at the wolf rescue and goddamn do I love that movie. It’s so stupid but hits me right in the funny tits every time
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drop something musical
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Prince's Iconic Stage Dance Performance
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y'know what I love about this site? People will admit when they get stuff wrong. Instead of doubling down or reaching for insults and slurs. I STILL find it refreshing, even after some years. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm quite older than 44 but this is the Truth, fool U.S. once shame on you, fool U.S. 4 Xs you're a maggot!
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tonytx10.bsky.social @tonytx10.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or selling CDs! Out of his trunk there!!!
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Beau Gives the Middle Finger
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Sharon 🩺🦋🫶🏻💙🍿🐸🚫👑 @sharonsf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀👀👀👀
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Two for The Money", a movie about sports gambling, showed the dark, life ruining effects of sports gambling.
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