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The Detroiter

@detroiter.bsky.social
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Detroit, Sarcasm, West Ham, Food, Sports, Bookworm, Historian

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1h
This guy needs a padded cell
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 5h
Is this mirror universe US?
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 5h
I see today is Mike Rogers racist robotext day on my phone, ffs.
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Sean Shapiro @seanshapiro.bsky.social · 7h
Steve Yzerman's time in Detroit is probably best defined by what he didn't have in Tampa: an AGM that pushed him, and an owner that was accountable On that dynamic and how it explains how we got here as the Red Wings are a mess right before opening night www.shapshotshockey.com/p/steve-yzer...
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Steve Yzerman's Detroit Problem Started Above and Beside Him
In the post-mortem of Yzerman’s Detroit era, we need to look at what went right in Tampa.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 8h
Haha truly rhe dumbest chuds
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 8h
Get gone Chris #lgrw
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 18h
Been a really big week so far for the Iowa Hawkeyes
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 22h
What the fuck! Former physician Larry Nassar is among more than 20,000 convicted sex offenders removed from Michigan’s sex offender registry, according to a Facebook post Tuesday by the Eaton County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IDIOCRACY WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you call it super intelligence, we should be allowed to slap you
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If my gotcha moment as a US Senator is holding up a poster that confuses the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes I would cut my own nuts off during the lunch break and resign but that’s just me
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J @jennyquarx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you hurt children you should be forever banished from participating in society. Especially if you’re “just doing your job.”
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Copp is our 1c I look forward to a 10 win season.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#lgrw
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, just to be clear, Elon Musk’s Starship still blew up. If there were people onboard, they’d all be dead.
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matricies.bsky.social @matricies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scherzer and Verlander retiring in the same week is the baseball version of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson dying on July 4th for guys my age.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things that make you go hmmm
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahaha why doesn't he just rebuild the Braddock works in Pittsburgh while he's at it
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
“You kept asking what Jesus would do. Well, he's in the back, and he'd like a word."
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have two daughters, this Cornell thing, if I was that dad, there would be heads on pikes
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Detroit Tigers (Unoffical) @nottigers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[RT - Detroit SportsNet] “I can’t think of a better ending." Hear from JV after his final outing.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Music caused Columbine"
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What fucking weird ass timeline is this
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Tony @tiletony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was a crime the first time he made the offer, and it's still a crime tonight.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Hawkeye Football V @HawkeyeFootball
NO EXTRA TIME NECESSARY
6:03 PM • 9/26/26 • 1.6K Views
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mood.
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UDJG Life @udjg.life · 26/09/2026
“Paid by the U.S. Government” means your tax dollars are being used for Trump to run ads for himself.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone cutting onions?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna need to see this tomorrow #gogreen
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So this muse thing and it shigh adoption rate seems.... Worrisome? People just giving their lives over to Zuck and team
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.
James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The silence from dems in DC is abhorrent
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this bullshit, now being cross posted by the US dept of education
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arrest this asshole
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tuberville might be as dumb as Fetterman
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yayyyyyy
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This looks amazing
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I always make it a point to stop at Camp Washington Street Chili in cincy.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a non surprise this guy is a rapist
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UDJG Life @udjg.life · 22/09/2026
Day 1. From @MSU_Basketball
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