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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴

@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social
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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher. professional day-dreamer. chaos monger. augur of ill portents. archpontifex of the cult of divine entropy. everything i say is serious. please no DM's 🤗

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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 6h
The Black women they would be trying to get to vote red are already going to vote red. They might hate Black people more than white people. They're for sure stupider cuz they got it in their mind that the Republicans will give them reparations once all the other folk are gone.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 6h
I still wanna be that Pelerine nun, but I just saw Daniel Greene wearing an inflatable worm costume for his video about God Emperor of Dune and that's hilarious.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 8h
Shame on you, America! Do you think that'll work if I scream it loudly enough at the right person?
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👾Miss Eri-chan! ☭🇺🇦🇵🇸8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ @misserichan.bsky.social · 11h
Things conservatives love: Genocide Alternative names for genocide Imaginary sky friend Businessmen Murdering children Pedophilia Orientalism Murdering indigenous peoples Israel Fetishizing queer children
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Pear 🍐 @purelypear.bsky.social · 10h
When a rich person complains that poor folk don't know how to handle money, I would turn around and say the same. Like dude, you can't live off of 10 million? That sounds like a skill issue to me. I've lived off $50K ... with a family. Do better with your talking points.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, no. I kinda wanna see what's going on with He Who Fights Monsters.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10h
One of the little quotes said they read it in a day and I took that as a challenge. You can read it in a day. It's a good read, but as an agent of chaos, I am biased.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10h
Whales are the goats of the sea. Technically.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 11h
I'm a loser. I can't recognize the samples by their locations.
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𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 + 𝙻𝚄𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝚂
YouTube video by KEIFER GR33N
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 17h
So there are books about Ching Shih. Books!
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 17h
I should read A Clockwork Orange again. It's been a long time since I've read it. It's on the q for eightmonth.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 18h
Captain Marvel. And Scarlet Witch. I don't know why they gave Tony the glove to do the snap. Arguably, they wouldn't have needed to even learn how to time travel. Dude. Even Jean Gray. She could've solo'd the whole mabobber.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 19h
A flag with a lil chibi person on a dirtbike doing a burnout on a snake. Caption says "Fuck you. I'll tread where I want." Cuz of the tire tread. I don't know how you make a snake look racist, but I think people would figure it out.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I learned: They did forced sterilization on white people too. Not only that. We were the first country in the world that legalized forced sterilization. The first was in Indiana. California followed in 1909. So that's.. America.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today I learned another name for a raccoon is "washbear". I imagine it's because they wash their food sometimes. Is that what they're doing? Have you seen a raccoon try and do that with cotton candy? It's so sad and adorable.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That "I'm Too Sexy For" song, but replace "sexy" with "stupid".
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks, Why Fish Don't Exist by Lulu Miller!
I'm gonna try and use this word in a sentence so when I say it people know what it means. That'll be fun.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like popcorn shrimp.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was watching a video where a scientist was trying to explain to Lord Jamar why the earth is round and I don't remember how it got to this question, but the scientist guy was like, "Up? What the fuck do you mean up?!" I think about that everyday.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two things I think about centrists: Fence sitters. They think they're being rational, but usually they'll just go wherever is easier in the short term. Being in the center means absolutely nothing with an ever-sliding window. One has to pick a side. Now more than ever. We have clear bad guys.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's got a gom jabbar And nasty scars If I make a move she will kill meeeeeeeeeee Oh ooh! Bene Gesserit. Fuckin' nailed it. Dune is really good, y'all.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm basing this wild ass thought on three things. No. Four things. The Universe is big The universe is old Convergent evolution (think carcinization, but not really) It's actually pretty hard to be really loud in space I bet there are other humans, or something super close to it out there.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to make a new book heap. I need some more variety in my library as well.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've never seen a Praying Mantis this color.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'all! I didn't know Harley Davidson made minibike back in the day. It looks cool! This one has a v-twin which seems nuts.
1974 Harley Davidson x90 Shortster
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at him! He's so cute!
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fried some popcorn shrimpies. I also made chicken tendies cuz I'm an adult and no one stopped me. 🥳🥳🥳
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the best picture I could get, but here's a baby coyote
Baby coyote
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this book bender I've been on started with The Conquest of Bread, but it really took off with The Book of the New Sun. Maybe I'm making up for lost time, but it's been fun going on an adventure on my bike then going on one in my mind.
MEGACLES! I need to give him a bath soon.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scratch the abaya robe. Back to blue cassock. I may or may not get a black cloak as well for other mischief. I gotta look into these Pelerine nuns some more.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I told y'all I'm gonna be a Pelerine and I'm gonna do a Red Riding hood cloak and i was gonna do a blue cassock, but I just found out that Abaya robes are a thing and i think that would be wonderfully heretical. I need some boots and a couple other things.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at this! Going by this, minibikes were more expensive. $429 today would get you a pretty decent minibike and they're cheap to modify when compared to other things with motors. I am a shill for big minibike. You should get one so we can talk about them.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm gonna say, hopefully nobody in power right now sits down and actually reads Dune. There's a fair chance they would take the wrong message away from it, but I feel like books might have been banned for less.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So how long are y'all gonna let them keep blaming China until someone points out that it was American corporations that shipped all the jobs over there? I say it a lot, but I'm just a angy lil guy. 😡🥺
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do y'all remember that? Leftists not caring about workers seems odd.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I'mma fry some shrimpies today. Probably.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want a this. I even know how to put it together! It's a Honda Ape 100. The z50's slightly bigger sibling. I don't think they sold in the US, cuz we never get the cool stuff. 😔
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now halfway through Children of Dune. Maaaaaaaaaaan! I like it.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like this. 😊
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think people are absolutely not fooled by Superman's disguise. They just pretend to be fooled because he's Superman.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine not knowing what those two things mean and then using an AI Generated Black woman to tell white people they don't have to change. White Pride/Power has always required the suffering of people that don't look like them. It's always at the cost of someone else. Black Pride/Power is...
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Mediterranean Sea used to be a desert.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When white people say, "Don't like it? Leave". There are two very real things they don't understand. Most people don't come here because they want to. Not anymore. It's usually because we destabilized their home. There's nowhere anyone can go that white people wouldn't follow.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At this point: i think we have a moral obligation to shoplift. I shouldn't have to explain why. If you're on the side of these big corporations, let us all know so we can shun you.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Idk, man.. that math doesn't make sense.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're worried about dumb-dumbs believing dumb shit, but you gotta be more worried about smart people who believe in dumb shit because they're smart. Dumb-dumbs have to be tricked. You just have to plant the right seed for smart people. They'll trick themselves. Anyway. Dune is pretty good.
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sunnyglen.bsky.social @sunnyglen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My top three survival rules: Never touch that pulsing gob of goo on the ground. Never get close to that glowing/smoking crater in the woods. Never download apps developed by rapepublicans.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I .iss when my phone could just misspell words. Or at least it wouldn't try and replace real words with different words that make no sense in the sentence they're being put in.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think hot dogs are pretty good, actually.
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james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you ever wonder how many people were legitimately mad that Big Bunny tricked Elmer Fudd in drag? It had to be at least three, right?
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