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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨

@lyelhaz.bsky.social
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✊️ Defiant Asshole of a Leftist 👾 Class 6 Monster Fucker ✨ Cosmic Rat 🎨 Artist-Crafter-Designer 📖 Polymath-Thinker 🍄‍🟫 Nature Enthusiast 🖤 Gender Indifferent 🚫 Gen-AI => Instablock ___________________________________ Books Read: 11 Art Made: 16 Animations: 1

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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 5h
The Langoliers Thanks @stephenking.bsky.social
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The Langoliers Mr Toomey
Alt: The Langoliers Mr Toomey screaming and running away
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 11h
Octillerink 2026 Day 4: Space Minior is my favorite space Pokemon! So many colors! @petiteechorizon.bsky.social #Octillerink2026 #Pokemon #Space #inktober #artsky
Drawing of 5 Minior pokemon flying through space surrounded by and leaving a trail of sparkly smoke in the corner it says "Minior Shower" and in the opposite corner it reads "Octillerink 2026 Day 4: Space"
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Lindsey Wailes (looking for work!) @linwail.bsky.social · 13h
Day 4 Rattober - premiere rat #rattober2026 #rattober #beansrattober
a rat who is definitely not raichu with a premiere ball
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 14h
Yooo American Hostage is an amazing show. I expect awards in its future.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
✨️Am I Capable? Cooking: It's edible 😅 Whistle: Yes, well Draw: Very well Paint: Digital yes, traditional no Swim: Like a fish English: Perfect Dance: Hell no 😅 Sing: Carride Karaoke! Drive: Yes Gifting: Yes Write: Yes Guitar: No Speaking: Out loud, mid. Text, perfect.
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Lindsey Wailes (looking for work!) @linwail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3 - Button Rat #rattober #rattober2026
a small white rat with  a button
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Olive! The cutest rat in the house.
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Blenderhead Illustration @blenderheadill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am very desperate, money I need isn't coming fast enough to help, I need help badly. If you need art, or can pass the word around, please do. I am deeply in need.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Octillerink 2026 Day 3: Escavalier One of my favorite ways to draw Pokemon is as a plushie with one of their best held items as a dangly charm. He's a little slouchy. Maybe just well loved. 😅 Eacavalier with Shell Bell #Octillerink2026 #pokemon #eacavalier #artsky #inktober #
Escavalier drawn as a plushie
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@petiteechorizon.bsky.social Octillerink 2026 Day 2: Tagteam I had so much fun doing this one actually. I love Maushold. 😂 #Octillerink2026 #tagteam #pokemon
Drawing of Maushold the pokemon as two adult and two babies the two adults are trying to feed a squirming baby together while the other baby sits on the floor flinging food gleefully
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social coded. Love this so much.
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Team Lazerbeam @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We started Team Lazerbeam to make games that were handcrafted, human and full of soul. 12 years into our game dev journey, that mission feels more important than ever. Thank you to everyone that’s cheering us on in our quest to bring this game to life, one line at a time! 💖
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone know what kind of creature is making this sound? Tried to identify with Merlin, came up with nothing, so I assume it's a small animal of some sort. #nature #whatisit #animals #identification
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
My birthday meme I made for myself where its the olymic medal ceremony abd the person in last is celebrating like they won first and everyone is looking at them like they're nuts
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it God's will when people die and not when they survive being "legally" killed? One of those seems more miraculous to me.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Octillerink 2026 Day 1: Transform Haven't done traditional media in a while and I don't know where my Microns are so I tried what I could find and it bled into the paper so horrifically. But, it's cute. I'm happy with the sketch. I'll have to go get new pens x.x #Octillerink2026 #transform
Munna touching a moon stone and becoming surrounded by magical sparkly smoke as it begins to transform into Musharna
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay...at first I was like wtf...and then I was like W.T.F?! It's not from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social but it has the same charm.
An old looking paperback called "Chrome" by George Nader with cover art featuring a man clothed in tight fighting denim-colored futuristic clothes and he's being embraced from behind by another man who is naked and his arms are....for lack of a better deacription, smooth metal vibrator-looking...they look like they go up in one of ya holes...or two holes at once since there are two arms... the background is an Atlantean or some other alien location with spires inside a wall beneath a sunset and two moonsThe Amazon page shows the price for this book is $346.88 for a paperback and $212.02 for hardcoverAmazon "What's it about description" reads: In a futuristic desert hideaway, Chrome and warrior King Vortex form a bond between man and machine that ignites intergalactic violence and threatens Earth's destruction.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@fonscordi.bsky.social Also, look at this friggin' bag. 😩🥰✨️
A zipped hand bag that looks like a fish bowl with some seaweed and a bunch fo tiny fish-shaped glitter.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@fonscordi.bsky.social I found one!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Parody title of "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"

Instead it reads: I Have No media literacy and I Must share my intellectually dishonest opinions with the entire internet"
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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 01/10/2026
NEW DOCUMENTS DECLASSIFIED PROJECT GREY MAGAZINE EXPOSED if i can make another $500 by next week or so, i have a more ambitious than usual project i wanna do WOW THERE'S A SALE ON TOO WHAT A COINCIDENCE
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Support thxnywy monthly
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Billie! Wake up! September is over!
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Get Up Wake Up
Alt: Get Up Wake Up
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke up early. Came out to be by my partner until he goes to bed. He gets up to do dishes. When he's done, I turn around to face him, water turns off. A pause. A transfer of unspoken information. Then he flicks water at me. And I explode in outrage because we both know we read each other's mind.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay! It is the best month of the year! Happy October y'all! 👻 🎃 🍂
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FonsCordi Art @fonscordi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Switching ink colour! Right on time for inktober 🩸🫀🦷👁✨️✨️✨️ #sketchbook #drawing #darkart #kunst #art #horrorart #darksurrealism #fountainpen #ink #sketch
Sketchbook page showing an anatomical heart inside an ornate frame, a pair of eyes  with big eyelashes inside a white cross, a row of teeth, and an one eyed creature crowching on a stone with a spiky halo and an ornate frame in the background
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Her: I'm coming over you better NOT be smug dog cookie

Me: *photo of a chocolate chip cookie that looks exactly like a smug dog without ears*
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna go around like Paul Revere when it happens.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did I ever mention moths are my favorite animals? And here are a few examples of why. 👇🤩✨️
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And for this evening's entertainment: Pea Fishing!
Persy and Fatty McChonk (rats) in a box eating snacks and fishing peas out of the water bowl
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bluesky:
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Bocchi The Rock Glitching Moment
Alt: Bocchi The Rock Glitching Moment
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always had a problem with this because it was said to me so often by whoever that I got sick of it. Like, I wanted to be seen for who I was not how I looked. If I had a choice to look however I wanted it wouldn't be human and a lot of people would think it quite hideous. 😅
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
*stands autistically*
a bittern bird standing awkwardly, legs crossed, beak pointed to the sky and you can see both its silly little eyes. It is trying to camouflage with non existent reed, there is a blue car behind it
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm the victim of this type of humiliation in my own home. God forbid I have an ass! My partner: *jiggle jiggle jiggle* Honey PLEASE!
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
by nicola samori.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BRONCOS LFG HOLY SHIT WHAT A CRAZY GAME
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My kid: What day is it today? Me: It's Sunday. My kid, enraged: I don't WANT it to be SUNDAY! And just like that, she's an adult.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games. This was hard. If I could have put in Viva Pinata, I would have.
My 9 games: Quake, Quake 3, Black and White, Journey, Rdr2, WoW, LoL, Ocarina of Time, Fable
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No braincell when he eat. Only rat nibbles.
Persy from the front being poked on the top of his head
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Aromie Kim ~Commissions open~ @aromiekim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's genuinely sickening, being an artist. Just going around looking at random things and thinking "I would like to capture that in all its splendor within an image but do so in a way unique to me and share that image with the world and have everyone still know what it is I've drawn." Repulsive.
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❖ CORVIDAY ❖ @corviday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#wip
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Left my phone home when I went shopping. I was kidnapped, tortured, murdered and then I got lost on the way back from the other side.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bought myself The Rouse with the giftcard I got from work! I can't wait to be horrified. 😄 #booksky
A photo of the book The Rouse on my wooden coffee table
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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