Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialshameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 15h"oh what if i dont eat meat?" well for starter all things are evil for being alive so jot that down. 182
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026At least the trains run on time [jumps in front of perfectly on time train] 0102
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 11905146
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialphoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Georg Scholz (Germany, 1890-1945) : Nächtlicher Lärm (Nightly Noise), 1919 oil on canvas 56.8 × 51cm | 22-3/8 × 20-1/8 in Private Collection Bio in the alt text 👇 422644
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.sociallucaisharsh @lucaisharsh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Coming soon to a tipsy monologue near you 1569
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/10/2026i used to find it incredibly feckless and evil for obama to codify all the worst abuses of the W administration because he wanted to use them too. but now that they're going to livestream executions of political enemies by firing squad i fully understand the nuanced mind of the establishment liberal 1737
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialJonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Can we stop making this same joke about every study? Studies are essential to demonstrate causes and effects. You should be glad people in STEM are working hard to back people up with hard data. It literally does nothing but help. 2621
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Stomping on Liberty Biberty and it sounds like crushing a bag of chips. Then you open him up and find out why: his body is mostly cartilage 212217
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialshameless wrestling addict @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 09/10/2026repeating to myself "im missing a normal amount of bones and organs." before going out. 092
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/10/2026good luck planet earth! Goodbye! i am going to grupiter. goodbye! i will be on Grupiter if you need me. good luck! so long! (you see me, horizontal, walking in and onto the air, up, into space, toward grupiter, until you cant see me anymore, but its clear i was going exactly the right direction)bye! 2382
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i found an injured gray alien out in the woods and gave it some Gatorade and it had a seizure and died 2386
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.social ⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 27/09/2026— dracula orchids ⚘.⋆˚࿔ 210444
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialZelbinian @zelbinian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025🎶 #SONGOFTHEDAY 🎶 🎧 "Blue" by The Birthday Massacre --- 💿 Violet 🗓️ 2005 📍 #Toronto, Ontario, #Canada music.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ_W...music.youtube.comBlueYouTube video by The Birthday Massacre - Topic 061
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.social【𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐃 𝐄 𝐅 𝐀 𝐔 𝐗】 @ruedefaux.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Favourite Birthday Massacre song 💜open.spotify.comLovers EndThe Birthday Massacre · Violet · Song · 2005 0305
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialAutumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Something has gone badly wrong in the trans community here. *Everyone* insists we are on the cusp of genocide but we simultaneously have the luxury of withholding votes and letting the Republicans win to punish the Democrats. These beliefs are not reconcilable. 041
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialIan Ramjohn @iramjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apart from everything else, the idea that these kinds of things "teach the consultant class" anything at all is nonsense. It's like the people in 2016 who said that Trump winning was better than Hillary because the people would "rise up" and overthrow the corrupt consultant class. 2411
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway 520925
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast 161093119
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(on my deathbed, releasing the tension from my tired bones and letting the last waves of awareness pass through me and leave beyond me) at least i...always dismissed things. (coughing softly) and was above them 29315
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you’re playing live music and you make a mistake, never admit it as this will take the audience out of the moment. Instead blame someone else, like a band member, somebody in the audience or an acquaintance who isn’t at the show to defend themselves. 2263
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Whenever you guys say like "today is the day it might finally happen" I know that you're talking about me. 3404
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026when i was in middle school we did a field trip to a slaughterhouse and they let us onto the killing floor and gave us all hammers, then they started sending in cows and they never stopped, when a hammer breaks they bring you a new one 2535
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands 132740602
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialblue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you've got the wrong girl. the legendary soldier, undefeated on the battlefield, would never take an early night to cuddle her plushies. don;t contact me again 122563
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026irony is a plasma i can inhale into my body. like the little bubble gum imp kirby of nintendo. like a gluttonous hunter snake. whip myself stupid. tolerate me 1161
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings 922930
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialKeith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 05/10/2026It's impossible to get good anime recommendations because frankly people are insane and the difference between a good anime and a bad anime is sort of like winning the lottery and getting shot dead point blank right to brain 1621412
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 2222131377
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialcorpse @consume.red · 03/10/2026what would happen if a mirror reflected language rather than light 9678
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was. Keep it pushin Doctor Crybaby 0357
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will do surgery on you And take pictures of your organs abs then we can look at them together and do the post game breakdown of which ones are cute and ugly 0146
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.social🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 02/10/20267 Australians are carried away and eaten by giant man eating bats every year 5387
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you guys ever worry that the decisions you made that were basically laziness disguised as principals are catching up with you 8452
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sex is like riding a bike: Illegal, immoral and extremely dangerous 38317
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We all have that one friend who’s not allowed to shower in case the bacteria on his body take advantage of the “water ladder” effect and climb back up into the shower, poisoning the water supply for thousands of people 2628
a-wastrel.bsky.social @a-wastrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you're listening to an album you should skip each track on it and then fund something better to do with your time 010
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Day one Nancy Reagan is getting stripped of throat goat title and all its attendant privileges and tax breaks. Day two we start on Medicare for all 1405
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialcrazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 711517
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t actually believe that Nancy Reagan was all that good at sucking dick. They’re just being kind to her because her husband got demented 21008
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought 12177613
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.social🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026anyhowyoutu.beGround Zero - Consume RedYouTube video by Stefan Malešević 174
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialpanken @panken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we must find and exploit God's phobias 38116
Reposted by @a-wastrel.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences 10100773
