Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point 451275290
Herring Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social · 23/02/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a headband holds a bag of popcorn in front of a purple wallALT: a man wearing a headband holds a bag of popcorn in front of a purple wall 180
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I have an old one that says eat at Joe's if you want it... A sandwich board Not a hat. my hat has Walkman on it. 030
Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Have you met our Lord and Savior? 171
System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 23/02/2025media.tenor.coma blue and yellow baseball cap with a blue propeller attached to itAlt: a blue and yellow baseball cap with a blue propeller attached to it 130
Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I know time is limited, what with it being nigh and all, but maybe don't do it barefoot until spring. 020
solarpons83.bsky.social @solarpons83.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I may recommend a dunce’s hat as long as it’s not red 020
JTony 🏳️🌈 @jtony.com · 23/02/2025I am planing on wearing a big, awkward sandwich board with hard sharp edges, strapped tight, that just says “Free Hugs.” 040
whopado.bsky.social @whopado.bsky.social · 23/02/2025How about one of those 3 corner colonial era hats? 020
DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The right hat for me is no hat because I have a HUGE skull and it’s a good thing because I’ve been out with signs already and I didn’t know that was part of the uniform 050
JeanneRussell.bsky.social @jeannerussell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025media.tenor.coma little girl is touching the face of a blue monster from monsters inc .ALT: a little girl is touching the face of a blue monster from monsters inc . 040
AnneZo @annezo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I get that. Hat choice is critical. Me, I'm a fedora person but in a case like this, the solid, traditional bowler might be called for. 010
Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 23/02/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress and white hat dancingAlt: a woman in a black dress and white hat dancing 140
Enola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025You can borrow my super cool Star Trek Helmet if you want. 1232
PanicAtTheDogPark.bsky.social @panicatthedogpark.bsky.social · 24/02/2025OMG—That’s it!!!!! Donald Trump is Captain Trips!!! (If you haven’t read The Stand—or seen the original miniseries—this will mean nothing to you. In the original series, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar shows up in several scenes in a doomy sandwich board.) 010
Ben Curry @benjamincurry.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Nobody calls it a sandwich board anymore. Now they’re just Twitter. 120
Chris Mueller @chrispmueller.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I think I’d wear my knockoff birks. People throw all kinds of stuff out the window. 020
Now Tayne I can get into @hologramfan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks tiredALT: a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks tired 020
Marisol @livingthevida.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Will this one work?media.tenor.coma woman wearing a blue hat and a blue jacket is smiling .ALT: a woman wearing a blue hat and a blue jacket is smiling . 1150
Matthew Gyamtso (Jee) @freedomforall.net · 23/02/2025Are you asking for suggestions? Have you considered a wig? 130
reneetherare @reneetherare.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Is this a Sunday afternoon thing or are you taking off Monday to catch commuter traffic? I’m legitimately asking; maybe we coordinate? 040
Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I will always recommend bucket, but you could go baseball hat with the attached ponytail. 030
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Will you add a blurb along the lines of "contact Sharky to make arrangements for your affairs"? 130
Worth Noting @worthnoting.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I choose the Tophat always!🙂 Just in case you think this 'the end is nigh' feeling is, in some way unwarranted? 👇Setting this 'clock'👇 includes nine Nobel laureates. PRESS RELEASE: Doomsday Clock set at 89 seconds to midnight, closest ever to human extinction thebulletin.org/2025/01/pres...thebulletin.orgPRESS RELEASE: Doomsday Clock set at 89 seconds to midnight, closest ever to human extinction“Humanity Edging Closer To Catastrophe”: Iconic Doomsday Clock moves one second closer to midnight as global existential threats rage. Clock factors include nuclear weapons, climate crisis, artificial... 030
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23/02/2025There was a guy in my old town who would stand on the corner with a nudists for Christ sign, lots of folks probably praying that that's the one you pick 2151
Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Go make your sandwich board. I’ve found two proper hats… 120
Peter Dow @mayu-hime.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Tough call. What are you thinking at this point - red MAGA, crown of thorns, rr engineer's cap? 010
Knorg @knorg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I nominate this thing'a beauty.media.tenor.coma man wearing a red hat says how 's it sit ? pretty cunning , don 't you think ?Alt: Jayne from Firefly - a man wearing a red hat says how 's it sit ? pretty cunning , don 't you think ? 180
