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Herring Choker

@lobstermasher.bsky.social
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I thought, therefore i was... Dabbler in many things, guitars, fishing, wood turning, fly tying, stained glass, wood staining, furniture, gaming, red seal electrician...married Canadian eh? Ban bottom dragging and forest spraying of herbicides!

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong patience
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 7h
Blue button jellies float on the waters surface. They’re related to true jellies, but they’ve got a dry top that feels a bit like a fingernail, and is filled with air-trapping chambers to keep the jelly above the waves This float also means they slide on the water like hockey pucks 🏒
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colin @clcart.bsky.social · 8h
moored #Photography #ECK #ClassicMono #BlackAndWhitePhotography #StreetPhotography #Lumix
High contrast black and white image of two small boats moored at a narrow pontoon pier on still water. One boat has a dark, raised canvas cover reflecting smoothly, while the other is open and light coloured.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
pilot said extend the flaps and she complied
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The older I get, the stayer I home
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some more simple morning Doga❤️ IG: @my_aussie_gal www.instagram.com/my_aussie_ga...
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣💥👍
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NGC 3576 tea set 🌌
Teapot and mug featuring NGC 3576 in blue and green.Teapot and mug featuring NGC 3576 in blue and green. Teapot detail, leftTeapot and mug featuring NGC 3576 in blue and green. Teapot detail, rightTeapot and mug featuring NGC 3576 in blue and green. Mug detail
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 07/10/2026
Guest star
A monarch butterfly on some wild flowers
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Pirjo Sundqvist @pirjosundqvist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trees are extraordinary beings in every respect. You do not become the primary source of a planet's life by change. -Stefano Mancuso #ThickTrunkTuesday #RockinTuesday #Forest #Nature #Photography #ECK
This image features a massive, weathered glacial boulder nestled on the forest floor, tightly framed and partially obscured by the trunks of mature Scots pine trees in a dense woodland setting.
Centered in the middle ground, this enormous rock is the focal point. It is roughly rounded but jagged, with a coarse, grey granite-like texture covered in patches of pale lichen. The front face of the boulder has a lighter, fractured surface, suggesting a piece broke away long ago, while its lower base sinks into the soft ground.
Two prominent Scots pine trunks frame the foreground.
On the left, a thick trunk with deeply furrowed, dark brown and reddish bark extends straight up out of the frame.
On the right, another massive trunk mirrors it, featuring exposed, gnarled roots that grip the soil like claws before rising upwards.
A third, thinner pine trunk rises directly behind the center of the boulder, creating a sense of depth.
The ground is uneven and covered in a thick, rustic carpet of dry brown pine needles, small twigs, and fallen cones. A smaller, flatter grey stone sits embedded in the dirt directly in front of the main boulder.
In the background, the forest opens up slightly, filled with the soft-focus green foliage of younger trees and the slender, twisting branches of upper pine canopies. The lighting is soft and diffused, casting gentle shadows and evoking the quiet, earthy atmosphere of an ancient woodland.
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Mark Coupe Photography @mcoupephotography.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BirdSupermodel. Any bird looking like it's posing for a magazine cover. I think this Northern pygmy owl qualifies. #birds #owls #northernpygmyowl #mcoupephotography
Northern pygmy owl posing on a treetop.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 03/10/2026
🔭 Selfie at Vera Rubin Ridge Credit: Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, MSSS - Panorama: Andrew Bodrov ap261003
Fisheye wide-angle image of the Curiosity rover on Mars.
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Sarah Medeiros, MD, MPH 🩺🎙️ @drsarahem.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hunting for moments of joy in these tumultuous tides. #Scape #JanuArty #blue #EastCoastKin
Photo of a wintery beach scape. The gray blue sky and clouds reflect off the wet sand. Blue hills roll down to the sea in the distance. A child wearing a bright yellow slicker crouches down to pick up a small treasure.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This week on my Patreon's exclusive Canadian politics roundup: Trump asks Canada to say sorry, sir, Alberta colludes with US Republicans, Carney plots to kill the whales and then plots to save the whales before he kills them, and more! Check it out! www.patreon.com/ClareBlackwo...
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The Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup, October 4th 2026 | The Very Unfunny Leftist
The Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup, October 4th 2026 by The Very Unfunny Leftist on Patreon. Join The Very Unfunny Leftist's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Herring Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did someone leave this here by accident?
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SB Brian X @sbbrianx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hibiscus, detail-
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Soph0571 @soph0517.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Stunday #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Macro #MacroPhotography #Bee #WeeBee #Photography #ECK Parachuting into October with fabulous abandon 🐝🪂
A close-up of a black and golden bumblebee hovering just above pale purple flowers, its legs dangling and long tongue extended. Fine hairs catch the light, and a translucent wing stretches towards the upper left against a softly blurred green and lilac background.
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Paul Willson @pauljwillson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Light the land
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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cape daisies and geraniums in a planter at west shore last summer 🌼😍 #flowers
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
People often overlook the fact that gingerbread men live inside gingerbread houses that are effectively made of their own skin. Those sadistic mother fuckers sit at their dinner tables on gingerbread chairs, knowing their gingerbread friends likely died to build and furnish the place. It’s sick.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 03/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about this song a lot lately. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qsZ...
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Willie Dunn - I Pity The Country [1971]
YouTube video by Estradas Flamejantes
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Agatha!
One witch is asking the other why she is so sad. 
She says she can't have children
The first witch says, "Allergies aren't the end of the world."
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's an owl's favorite band? The Who. I'll be here all day, kids.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If porn has taught me anything, it’s that I wish I had a stepmom.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stan Watts - "One night with a Stranger" (1983)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ANDRE THE GIANT
"I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."
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chucklovatt.bsky.social @chucklovatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing is how do you know it was ICE? This is beyond ridiculous. It’s an open invitation for anyone with a mask and a gun to kidnap anyone they want. It’s like Gotham City just before the police commissioner calls for the bat signal to be lit up.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we ask that you please make your final pornographic selections for the evening, and take them to the registers at the front of bsky
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Herring Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mushroom gummy ingested...now we wait...
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Herring Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ANY 3 phase motor / VFD specialists around? Lathe running badly want to pick a brain #vfd #threephasemotor #woodlathe
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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Diana @diana-m-keener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October 2 for #31daysofhalloween #fall #tree #photography #eck #eastcoastkin #abstractia #leaves
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Lisa @tuexplorer1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clip of Ctenophore when it had the feeding tentacles out & then schlurped them in. @noncompliantcyborg.bsky.social @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 963 #samplinggap #MarineLife
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.”
A running car sits on the shoulder of a muddy road. A bison a few feet away looks into the driver’s side window.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
follow my alt Mildred fierce all the posts are mean haikus
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Shantha Mohan, Ph.D., DTM @shlead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.” - Francis Bacon Wishing you a lovely evening and a fantastic Friday! #ColorADay #YellowThu #dailyflowers 🌱 #flowerreport #bloomscrolling #macro
A macro shot of a yellow gazania with dark maroon stripes.
October 2025. 
Camera: Apple iPhone 15 Pro.
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Herring Choker @lobstermasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am curious what guitar amp you would buy if you could just go and pick one up, OR which amp is the one you would pick over all others? #guitaramps I almost grabbed a fender tone master deluxe reverb...but the new amps have so many features, IDK if the straight amps are a good choice anymore.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 02/10/2026
took a break from building a coat rack to do a weird web october jennschiffer.com/www/wwo26/01
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jenn's weird web october 2026 | 1
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one would think that I’m better than this, but one would be wrong
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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