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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I heard P!nk broke up with Professor Kiosk because he said "I believe the children are our future"

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels

Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An SCP entity that appears to be a mob of perfectly ordinary humans except they're all dressed as bride and grooms stalking you at a leisurely pace. They're invulnerable to all harm except being sliced by a cake server which will freeze them in place and reveal them to just be an elaborate cake.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm calling it, We're two weeks away from the him declaring by presidential edict that we're changing the flag's colors to Red, White, & Gold.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So I just asked my wife, Windy, when you go to the bathroom, does it ever remind you of the line, "He had to go shake the dew off his lily" from the 1982 Kenny Rogers film, Six Pack? She replied, What do you think? I got the answer wrong. The correct answer was, No.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 23/09/2026

I am trying box. I am trying REAL HARD.

Cardboard box that says "Do not break down"

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The nation of Nauru has officially renamed itself the nation of Naoero. I didn't know you could do that. I vote that, to shield ourselves from the stigma of trump's legacy.. In 2029, we rename our country 'South Canada', and just hope that the rest of the world forgets our past history.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My son likes these music videos for kids by "The Moonies", and OMG, they have a WAP cover titled Waffles and Pancakes. I'm sorry, I can't. I just, no. Uh-uh. No.

Google search showing animated little blue creatures singing in YouTube videos
One entry: The Best of The Moonies
Another: KPop Demon Hunters Cover
Another: How Far I'll Go (Moana) cover by The Moonies

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Jon Sekelsky @jonsekelsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The U.S. would benefit more from not having Trump than it would from Iran not having nukes.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would just like to point out that there is nothing stopping you from using the Lego Minifigure Factory to make minifigs with fire breathing dinosaurs riding horses on the chests, and that is awesome.

Image of a Lego torso with a psychedelic tie-dye pattern on it,
With a dinosaur riding a horse in the center.

In front of the dinosaur's mouth is a tiny campfire flame, with the logs of the campfire hidden by the dinosaur print, so it just looks like fire coming from the dinosaur's mouth

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Gray @grays.art · 19/09/2026

Please don’t let the cat out no matter what it tells you.

“HELP Cat neds air”

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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.

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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“ICE agents were caught on video pulling one teen from the car and punching him repeatedly in the face while he lay on the ground. The other teen, Luis Ochoa, said he informed the ICE agents he was a citizen but was told, ‘I don’t give a damn.… Your parents can’t help you now.’”

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I ask myself sometimes will I offend someone and think I hope so.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Optimist Prime: Let's go, Cupwave, transform and roll out!

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER MONTH TO WATCH MITCHELL OR WEBB, WHICHEVER ONE HE IS, SOLVE MORE MURDERS AS LUDWIG WHEN THEY'RE ALREADY AVAILABLE IN THE UK!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“if you want to look at childrens penises and vaginas then ken paxton is your candidate” is all you need to say

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time, "People are built different. We don't need to understand, we just need to respect it."

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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026

every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

if you want me to apologize for the stupid thing i said you’re going to have to be more specific

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card

Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think Newsom would be a horrible candidate and a terrible president, but he's very good at talking trash and taunting Trump and I hope he keeps it up.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Speaking to reporters in New York, Mullin said: “ICE isn’t there to patrol the polling places. We’re there to enforce specific threats.” Enforce threats. Freudian slip? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.com

Trump homeland security chief says ICE agents could be sent to polling places

Markwayne Mullin says officers could be deployed ‘if there is a threat to that polling place or we’re serving a warrant’

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

grammar was more important in the days of you’re

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026

Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its theonion.com/man-watches-in-silence…

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Negromemnon @saintpablo.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026

Nobody wanted live action. We wanted X Men 97 but GARGOYLES.

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I am so mad at myself for catching this reference.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me eating Ghost Pepper Ranch potato chips, Man, I can't wait for the next time I forget what I'm doing and rub my eyes!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just expel him, Canada.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Each day, the morning coffee my wife lovingly brings me smells a little bit more like almonds than the last.

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TheHerm @herminator12.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Live your life so that even the freakin' Library of Congress mourns you.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

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