Reposted by Marsha Lynchactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/09/2026see that's what happens when you mackle less 1558
Reposted by Marsha LynchThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534119425
Reposted by Marsha LynchDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki. 2264
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/08/20261. Genesis 2. Frank Zappa 3. D.E.V.O. 4. CAKE 5, Smashing Pumpkins 6. Janet Jackson 7. Public Enemy 8. Cyndi Lauper 9. Culture Club 10. Bonnie Raitt 1143
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don't attend church or anything, but I really want one of those bouncy dresses for some reason. I don't know where I'd wear it. Maybe to the track? LOLstatic.klipy.comBounce dressAlt: A bouncy dress in action. This one's in beautiful gradations of pink - but they come in all sorts of patterns 4112
Reposted by Marsha LynchSchmrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026here's a great snack hack: two ritz crackers with a babybel in the middle. I call this "Eating A Baby" 1249
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When a Reese's Cup and a Mallow Cup love each other very, very much... (these are excellent) 260
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I unpacked fir-scented retail today - candles, diffuser oil, soap, "room mist" at 30 bucks a 3-oz can. Smelled good at the beginning of the day, now not so much.static.klipy.comLucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' MomentAlt: Lucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' Moment 071
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Y'all, they have these again, or still. Doesn't this photo evoke a certain kind of feeling? I can smell it 281
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I tried the new PawPaw flavor Ale-8 ginger ale and was very disappointed. It might be a yes for folks who'd like melon cream soda, but that means it's a no for me. 110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't feel ready for a Bourdain biopic somehow. How in the world are they gonna handle his death? The chances it's done right are slim to none. Hadn't heard of the lead or the director before. Sigh. 160
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026UGH! I got poison ivystatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson's RashAlt: Homer Simpson's Rash 490
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A nice lady in the yard of the house next door (it is for sale) chatted me up as I came home from work & parked the car. I *nearly* had my pants off when she knocked on the door to try to sell me fiber optic cable internet 180
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm just a girl, standing here ordering GrubHub, once again asking for two separate containers of birria broth, knowing they'll only send onestatic.klipy.comDale Says 'No, They Won't'Alt: Dale Says 'No, They Won't' 151
Reposted by Marsha LynchTanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Slimemolds all the way down #SlimemoldSunday 116513
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm still not used to the teeny tiny mic most influencers have switched to. To me, it always looks at first like they're holding a couple segments of Tootsie Roll - or a very large rat turd. Also, there's no way it produces anything close to a satisfying mic drop. I will not pretend otherwise. 180
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Truly, who among us has not at some point confused sealant with peelant? 262
Reposted by Marsha LynchCathy Crea @cathycrea.bsky.social · 01/08/2026For la mia famiglia: behold, a prune cake 1234
Reposted by Marsha Lynch🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/07/2026*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital* me: rigor tortoise 11706123
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Scott Jennings has one big and very simple problem. His face actually betrays that he doesn't believe what he's saying. You can't look at his face when he lies and see anything else. His mistake is thinking we're too stupid to detect this. 030
Reposted by Marsha LynchHouse & Field Negro Quarterly @morethanmud.bsky.social · 25/07/2026art by Martin Bonnevier 0178
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 24/07/20263 day weekend, fresh bag of chips, hot pimento dip, new box of Jr. Big Daddies in the freezer, new (to me) artist in my ears thx to NPR Cool Vibe: unlocked! This is how I TREAT YO SELF when I'm broke.static.klipy.comAziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)Alt: Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec) 130
Reposted by Marsha Lynch🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now 363083817
Reposted by Marsha Lynchold fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 22/07/2026ormond persimmons, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912 0498
Reposted by Marsha Lynchhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026bouncing on it disrespectfully 21407
Reposted by Marsha LynchGuggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Composition 8 by Piet Mondrian, 1914 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten… 05011
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Ugh; too hot to sleep. It was 107 F here today with the heat index. No, not Death Valley. Just Kentucky. 280
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My MAGA hairdresser who I've gone to for 10 years - her shop disappeared without notice! She never talked politics in the shop, I just Nancy-Drewed it from years of context. HELP I WAS COUNTING ON A VACATION HAIRDID! Nooooooooo 040
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Today in obliviosity: Today is day 6 of my 10-day vacation. This morning my work-from-home husband said good morning immediately followed by "are you not working today?" Dude, I am on vacation. What did you think I've been doing at home the last 5 days? I DEFINITELY told him when I booked it. ARGHstatic.klipy.comCalifornians Sketch: What Are You Doing Here?Alt: Californians Sketch: What Are You Doing Here? 161
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I'll take this opportunity to remind everyone that "cold shower" isn't just a 2-word erection-wilting suggestion but will actually help lower your internal body temp a wee bit. It's 97F here & I just took one and it improved my mood exponentiallystatic.klipy.comMan Takes On Ice Swimming ChallengeAlt: Man Takes On Ice Swimming Challenge 181
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Every female influencer I half-assed follow is named Maggie. What's that about? 020
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Just in: this video of the Trump Arch mock-up being lowered into the Great American State Fair by dronesstatic.klipy.comTiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel TufnelAlt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel from This is Spinal Tap 021
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My algo is feeding me SO MUCH "Europeans enjoying US culture" content. It's lovely. Frankly, I had been very worried about how World Cup attendees from afar might be treated. Watching them discovering clam chowder and chicken & waffles and panoramic vistas in surprise is good for my soul.static.klipy.comWafflesAlt: Gun-toting olden brown waffle on psychedelic background 270
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Maybe the guys at Four Seasons Total Landscaping could help with the reflecting pool 3121
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My vacation starts day after tomorrow and this warehouse is spotless and every box flap is closed or razored off, every aisle swept lovingly by broom, absolutely no orders to fill or projects to complete...I'm going bazonganuts trying to keep busy until tomorrow at 5. Ay Yi Yi!static.klipy.comWarehouse CaliforniaAlt: A chimp walking menacingly with the caption "I'm on my way to blow up the warehouse" 060
Reposted by Marsha LynchViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang 864232507
Reposted by Marsha Lynchgooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026fish spatula is superior for all kinds of cooking not just fish... great with eggs, pancakes, meats that you want to ground etc. top tier utensil #cooking #tips #scoopraccoonIsBetterThanSkimpRaccoonWithTheseTips 062
Reposted by Marsha LynchChloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A hoverfly. Watercolour, ink, pastels. 28820
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hey it's my birthday, I'm officially ancient. Haven't posted on Facebook for years but I still get lots of birthday wishes over there & say thanks to a lot of people I haven't spoken to in years 11132
Reposted by Marsha Lynchkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/06/2026corn dog pop•tarts 177523
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I really think the smart move at this point would be to re-brand it the Mountain Dew Exxxtreme Reflecting Pond and pocket the endorsement money 081
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I was watching the live feed of The Event and whoever had the mic just yelled "Michelle Obama is A MAN, AM I RIGHT?" to a howling crowd and yep that's enough internet for today 160
Reposted by Marsha Lynchgruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The tree with a SkyBeast crown. #SkyBeasts 41019
Reposted by Marsha Lynch𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖐𝖎 @dianiki.bsky.social · 11/06/2026No pueden ser más graciosos y creativos 🤣🤣👏👏 en bucle me tienen viéndolo! 21696252
Reposted by Marsha Lynch˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Check out this weird little guy they found 57918
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Why did I succumb to marketing and try gel deodorant yet again? I hate it, all gooey in the underarm. I prefer a solid stick. As far as I'm concerned a deodorant should bruise - maybe even abrade - the armpit, to prove it's up to the job. 130