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Marsha Lynch

@planetcupcake.bsky.social
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Cupcake Mercenary Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice

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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 11/09/2026
little brown bap #art
a digital watercolor painting of a fuzzy round bat
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/09/2026
see that's what happens when you mackle less
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026
What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki.
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ᗩᘔᒪEᑎᗪ @azlend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1. Genesis 2. Frank Zappa 3. D.E.V.O. 4. CAKE 5, Smashing Pumpkins 6. Janet Jackson 7. Public Enemy 8. Cyndi Lauper 9. Culture Club 10. Bonnie Raitt
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't attend church or anything, but I really want one of those bouncy dresses for some reason. I don't know where I'd wear it. Maybe to the track? LOL
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Bounce dress
Alt: A bouncy dress in action. This one's in beautiful gradations of pink - but they come in all sorts of patterns
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Schmrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
here's a great snack hack: two ritz crackers with a babybel in the middle. I call this "Eating A Baby"
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Made a friend earlier
Blue butterfly with orange spots
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When a Reese's Cup and a Mallow Cup love each other very, very much... (these are excellent)
Marketing image of Reese's Big Cup Marshmallow
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I unpacked fir-scented retail today - candles, diffuser oil, soap, "room mist" at 30 bucks a 3-oz can. Smelled good at the beginning of the day, now not so much.
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Lucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' Moment
Alt: Lucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' Moment
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Y'all, they have these again, or still. Doesn't this photo evoke a certain kind of feeling? I can smell it
Vintage Wild Cherry lip balm in the sliding metallic tin
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday, bitches and bitchettes
Photo of the local strip club's sign for the weekend : Show Me Your Tito's
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I tried the new PawPaw flavor Ale-8 ginger ale and was very disappointed. It might be a yes for folks who'd like melon cream soda, but that means it's a no for me.
Marketing image of Ale 8's new seasonal flavor, Paw Paw
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't feel ready for a Bourdain biopic somehow. How in the world are they gonna handle his death? The chances it's done right are slim to none. Hadn't heard of the lead or the director before. Sigh.
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
UGH! I got poison ivy
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Homer Simpson's Rash
Alt: Homer Simpson's Rash
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A nice lady in the yard of the house next door (it is for sale) chatted me up as I came home from work & parked the car. I *nearly* had my pants off when she knocked on the door to try to sell me fiber optic cable internet
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm just a girl, standing here ordering GrubHub, once again asking for two separate containers of birria broth, knowing they'll only send one
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Dale Says 'No, They Won't'
Alt: Dale Says 'No, They Won't'
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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Slimemolds all the way down #SlimemoldSunday
Wolf milk slimemold on a log going down
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm still not used to the teeny tiny mic most influencers have switched to. To me, it always looks at first like they're holding a couple segments of Tootsie Roll - or a very large rat turd. Also, there's no way it produces anything close to a satisfying mic drop. I will not pretend otherwise.
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Truly, who among us has not at some point confused sealant with peelant?
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Cathy Crea @cathycrea.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
For la mia famiglia: behold, a prune cake
A deep golden fluted cake, lightly glazed. If you zoom in, you might be able to see dark spots throughout. Those would be the prunes
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/07/2026
*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital* me: rigor tortoise
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Scott Jennings has one big and very simple problem. His face actually betrays that he doesn't believe what he's saying. You can't look at his face when he lies and see anything else. His mistake is thinking we're too stupid to detect this.
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House & Field Negro Quarterly @morethanmud.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
art by Martin Bonnevier
painting of very stylized beastly dog-like animal with black fur or skin, it's mouth agape with a long curling tongue, and rows of long fanged teeth.
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
3 day weekend, fresh bag of chips, hot pimento dip, new box of Jr. Big Daddies in the freezer, new (to me) artist in my ears thx to NPR Cool Vibe: unlocked! This is how I TREAT YO SELF when I'm broke.
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Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
Alt: Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 22/07/2026
ormond persimmons, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912
ormond persimmons, painted by amanda almira newton, 1912
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
bouncing on it disrespectfully
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Composition 8 by Piet Mondrian, 1914 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

© 2007 Mondrian/Holtzman Trust
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ugh; too hot to sleep. It was 107 F here today with the heat index. No, not Death Valley. Just Kentucky.
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My MAGA hairdresser who I've gone to for 10 years - her shop disappeared without notice! She never talked politics in the shop, I just Nancy-Drewed it from years of context. HELP I WAS COUNTING ON A VACATION HAIRDID! Nooooooooo
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today in obliviosity: Today is day 6 of my 10-day vacation. This morning my work-from-home husband said good morning immediately followed by "are you not working today?" Dude, I am on vacation. What did you think I've been doing at home the last 5 days? I DEFINITELY told him when I booked it. ARGH
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Californians Sketch: What Are You Doing Here?
Alt: Californians Sketch: What Are You Doing Here?
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'll take this opportunity to remind everyone that "cold shower" isn't just a 2-word erection-wilting suggestion but will actually help lower your internal body temp a wee bit. It's 97F here & I just took one and it improved my mood exponentially
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Man Takes On Ice Swimming Challenge
Alt: Man Takes On Ice Swimming Challenge
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every female influencer I half-assed follow is named Maggie. What's that about?
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just in: this video of the Trump Arch mock-up being lowered into the Great American State Fair by drones
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel from This is Spinal Tap
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My algo is feeding me SO MUCH "Europeans enjoying US culture" content. It's lovely. Frankly, I had been very worried about how World Cup attendees from afar might be treated. Watching them discovering clam chowder and chicken & waffles and panoramic vistas in surprise is good for my soul.
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Waffles
Alt: Gun-toting olden brown waffle on psychedelic background
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maybe the guys at Four Seasons Total Landscaping could help with the reflecting pool
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My vacation starts day after tomorrow and this warehouse is spotless and every box flap is closed or razored off, every aisle swept lovingly by broom, absolutely no orders to fill or projects to complete...I'm going bazonganuts trying to keep busy until tomorrow at 5. Ay Yi Yi!
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Warehouse California
Alt: A chimp walking menacingly with the caption "I'm on my way to blow up the warehouse"
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
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gooner, the only online New Yorker @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fish spatula is superior for all kinds of cooking not just fish... great with eggs, pancakes, meats that you want to ground etc. top tier utensil #cooking #tips #scoopraccoonIsBetterThanSkimpRaccoonWithTheseTips
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A hoverfly. Watercolour, ink, pastels.
A dark brown messy lively drawing of a hoverfly with diagonal wings
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hey it's my birthday, I'm officially ancient. Haven't posted on Facebook for years but I still get lots of birthday wishes over there & say thanks to a lot of people I haven't spoken to in years
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
corn dog pop•tarts
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I really think the smart move at this point would be to re-brand it the Mountain Dew Exxxtreme Reflecting Pond and pocket the endorsement money
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I was watching the live feed of The Event and whoever had the mic just yelled "Michelle Obama is A MAN, AM I RIGHT?" to a howling crowd and yep that's enough internet for today
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The tree with a SkyBeast crown. #SkyBeasts
A tree seen from my garden. Cloud formations rise up behind it as seagulls look on. The sky is a brilliant blue, and the air is warm.
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𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖐𝖎 @dianiki.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No pueden ser más graciosos y creativos 🤣🤣👏👏 en bucle me tienen viéndolo!
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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of taking a break👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Check out this weird little guy they found
An article from people magazine titled "hat-wearing sponge crab among nearly 150 new animals discovered by deep-sea explorers". The sponge crab in question is a weird looking little orange fuzzy crab and it does appear that he is indeed wearing a sort of superhero mask type hat thing. Pretty neat!
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Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why did I succumb to marketing and try gel deodorant yet again? I hate it, all gooey in the underarm. I prefer a solid stick. As far as I'm concerned a deodorant should bruise - maybe even abrade - the armpit, to prove it's up to the job.
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