Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Dying in a hunting accident after being shot with your squire's own arrow does. 371975195
Jools Crowley @joolscrow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Surely in this circumstance riding to Winchester and getting crowned three days later makes you the King? 000
Jediptm @jediptm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025"I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away." 0170
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20/02/2025What about being stabbed up the butt while using the toilet by an assassin who crawled up in that nastiness? 1252
Samuel ✡️ 🗽 @bluelion70.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I get that this is a joke, but how the fuck do people think that Kings actually became Kings? They declared it to be so, and either went unchallenged or else backed up their declaration with force. How is that in any way different from what is happening now? 000
chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social @chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I prefer a riding accident, being thrown from one's horse after a black pig darted from a dung heap along the quay. 090
badtrick @badtrick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025apropos of nothing, I'm going to write three words with no deeper message: explosive golf ball 1132
phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I would also take dying in a latrine accident 0140
Emma Dingle @emmadingle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Also being your own great grand cousin five times removed. 0160
¡FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN! @ouroboredom.bsky.social · 20/02/2025you did not just say King Harry Whittington I 020
Marius Loots @mariusloots.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You will have to adjust this to a golfing accident. Or maybe a rocket launch that disassemble. 020
grimmrad 🧬🎼🖼️🏛️ @grimmrad.bsky.social · 20/02/2025And divorcing your wife for a younger - oh, wait… 060
John Wm. Houghton @numenor.reunitedkingdoms.net · 20/02/2025Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Carrying the shards of Narsil, giving the Ring of Barahir to your sweetie, and being north of 80 years old, however, would warrant serious consideration. 0284
Foxton Rox @foxtonrox.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I do hope that somewhere in the USA there's a bunch of lads already heating up a poker. 060
Random Dude On The Web @randomdudeontheweb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Nah man, a real king dies from getting their head hit by a door 020
Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 20/02/2025JD Vance has a chance to do the funniest thing ever 41331
Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/02/2025Or having the entire royal family get accidentally electrocuted at a photo op, forcing you to leave your Vegas career 1341
Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 20/02/2025To quote Tywin Lannister: Any man who must say, "I am the king," is no true king. 0704
OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social · 20/02/2025He’s been trying to at least tick off the inbreeding box for a while but that Ivanka is a hard nut to crack. 060
Graham Warwick - 🇵🇸 🍉 DMs will be blocked @GrahamWarwick9 #A @grahamwarwick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025😂😂😂 000
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/02/2025The gorgeous demon is right 1211
terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 20/02/2025You gotta have a pierre basile if you wanna claim the crown 020
