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@raeven.bsky.social
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SNES Final Fantasy dork. W-L-T Gender record: 0-1-1. In a platonic headcanon with Phelddagrif, queen of existence. whatever you don't like, I'm that. And the worst kind of it! Pronouns: dealer's choice.

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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nanny themed porn site called OnlyFrans
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whats the name for the kink where my partner and i apparently get off hearing about our past lovers? Or is the just cuck with extra steps?
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i work at a company that uses llms for stuff and it's mainly dipshittery but a couple of my coworkers were talking about their concerns regarding that dude resigning saying anthropic would build god or whatever and I was like "finally we can see who roko's basilisk eats" and they took me seriously.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Inside of me are two wolves. One is a dorky science nerd who loves learning all the facts and new updates and critically evaluating new information and reads studies. One is playing kymatica on loop and trying to make a tulpa and wants to be a hedge witch with ghost friends. They fuck.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*feels i can finally get a septum ring, looks into style options, sees the kind you can flip up* *blinks* UNDERCOWVER BOSS
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm old. I saw someone say lfg and thought looking for group and not let's fucking go.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I demand a waterfall cardigan that is asymmetric and thin but kinda masc with it
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
RIP odyssey g9 2019-2026. You were the most expensive thing i ever bought for myself.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm a vegetarian butcher. It's like being an asexual stripper.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ooooh I wanna fuck with somebody! Wanna give some shit to somebody! Yeah I wanna fuck with somebody! With somebody who works with me!
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have an associates in philosophy and a buzz. Now to make that guy who flirted with me regret his decision.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Abdul won and we bombed the moon for science?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok i did too much yoga and now i can reach myself. Do i start an only fans or just brag?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Would I use an accelerometer to measure harsh breaking? I'm trying to figure out whether I am like a smoother driver than others or if being a passenger just makes everything feel significantly harsher but i want to do science about it.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Satisfactory pioneer giving a thumbs up.  Text days,  "this post was fact checked by a real pioneer: true"
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Am i angry or are you a hater?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
seeing parents who've been cut off turn to therapy language is kinda wild
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I dont get why everyone got behind platner. I'm a fucking bimbo and the second i heard blackwater i was like "meh, no" and every fact I've learned after that confirmed decision as correct. I don't even feel smart I just feel confused as to why him?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My love language is annoying the shit out of my partner with my laser focused misunderstanding of their point
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100% the greatest 7/4 tweet there ever was or will be
wint @dril
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July
into the 4th of Shit
4:24 AM • Jun 16, 2012
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I keep having nightmares about the robots from arc raiders patrolling my room and getting to grab me but my brain cannot grasp what a leaper would feel like negate the metal is alien so it keeps parsing it as fleshy somehow.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hello @edzitron.com! We know artists are poisoning ai with pixel adjustments- are coders doing that? Can i sabotage claude by adding garbage to code? If there's a concerted effort, I'd love to join.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hallmark presents: joseph smith's america.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I hope 24 chicken breasts and two 8 lb pork shoulders are enough for 32 people at my wife's book club's bbq lunch!
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ok when i heard about blowjob robots i thought it would be cool and not every ad I've seen today being how to violate consent and turn a still image of anyone into a video of them giving head. some real monkey's paw bullshit going on here.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what the fuck was this a draft for
coom dungeon sponsored by totinos
foucalt's cummerang
the cumopticon
epic games north carolina mall
j-off facility
fornite jackoff facility by 2024
business jizzing
leisure jizzing
48:00 minutes
fortnite fap alcazar
raytheon
raytheon jackoff panopticon cary NC
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My life has become an anime. Specifically: Help! I'm a sub who married another sub and we just realized we've been playing dom to please the other in this demon filled singing competition!
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I regret to inform you that 10 bucks of weather stripping has improved my ac's effectiveness immensely.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fun fact i got banned from next door for responding with the name Harold Bojangles and talking like the salvia was hitting.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I forgot which youth ministry my cousin ran so i googled it and welp looks like last year the archdiocese said he was banned from working with children. Whoops.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/06/2026
you people loved slime in the 90s. slime, getting slimed. slime-themed drinks. but when the president puts slime on the national mall you want to crucify him for it
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Moderation. What you want is moderation. Who cares what someone's handle or avatar are if you know they'll get booted for being a jackass.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I hate to break it to you but the single thing i ate more than anything else was super nachos from betos and while it may feel like it should be healthier than the cheeto slurry, it is absolutely not.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I love that the Knicks won and i had no idea who they were even playing because all the coverage I've seen has solely talked about the Knicks
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/06/2026
going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/06/2026
whoops
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If there are any gcs that need a mid funny trans femme hmu
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
lmao
A screenshot of a text message:

Andy what is happening?

NO WAY

public health guy @publichealthguy.... now






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Bing bong

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holy SHIT

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OHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD



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Oh is this about the fucking
Knicks?
I THOUGHT HE DIED.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Delivered
Text Message • RCS
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A trans woman says "since coming out as trans, I am finally indulging my instinct to wear a variety of cute lil' outfits." She shakes her fist with determination and says "I have now achieved even closer kinship with my greatest hero and role model. She tearfully salutes an elaborate candlelit shrine to Roger the Alien from American Dad.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
are challenge coins like commemorative plates for tacticool folks?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Is there a name for being gay except for oral?
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Jared leto aside they made skeletor serious instead of extremely camp and gay. The entire show worked solely because of skeletor being camp and gay and orko being camp and gay. Arguably sorceress. They should have made adam a tom of finland dude and had paul reubens play skeletor
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Johnny knoxville is the only acceptable model of masculinity.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
ok google how do i get my wife to stop being hot for like ten minutes so i can finish the dishes
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Super cop harry "kim isn't my boyfriend but he should be" dubois
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"This weekend isn't going to ruin itself" she whispers, sipping her fifth loko.
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terra branford stan account @raeven.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Oh no. The thing everyone fears the most: addressing problems at the source actually impacts the problems.
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