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Kyle Ford

@houseofkyle.com
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Big internet fan. I mostly retweet (reskeet?) and cross-post updates from other projects here (all deleted after 2 weeks), but follow my Mastodon account and more stuff at the links below: 🦣 hachyderm.io/@kyleford 🔗 toomuchkyle.com

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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 22h
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/10-5-26-do...
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10/5/26: Don't Fall Over The Edge
Every Monday afternoon we’ll share five links that spotlight only the dumbest and most “amusing” Trumpworld developments. It's a weekly dose of chaos from the orange himself to help balance out the ho...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 04/10/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/mustang-mach...
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Mustang Mach-E
☕️ Enjoying this newsletter and other projects? Help keep things free for others by becoming a supporter for just $1/month. 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. Cleaning Up Poop:...
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Cauldron Bendy 👻 @auldbendy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess that's one way to stay safe whilst running alone.
A young white woman with blonde hair pouting at the camera with the headline 'I soil myself every week while running - but I won't stop'.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 01/10/2026
Here’s some stuff I’ve experienced lately (and not necessarily only new releases)...
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Media Diary (September 2026)
Here’s some stuff I’ve experienced lately (and not necessarily only new releases)...
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 28/09/2026
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/9-28-26-visi…
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9/28/26: Visit Panda Express
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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Jane @janestecyk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kyle and I disagree on generative AI and its comedy value (don't worry, I'm sending a poisoned edible arrangement to his house) but otherwise love his smart takes and POV on the thing that we are all forced to hear about and think about 👀
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 27/09/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/stealing…
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Stealing The Declaration
📱 Read these issues and much more in the Too Much Kyle iOS app! 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. The Thing About BoobsI have had an fascination with breasts pretty much my entire life. Maybe it began before I have memory. I was born C-section, and
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 21/09/2026
🍊 It's Monday in America, which means it's time for your weekly dose of chaos... www.vitaminchaos.com/p/9-21-26-bann…
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9/21/26: Banned Fishing
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/09/2026
For you maniacs into such things, a new version of my "Too Much Kyle" iOS app is now live, with a new Boosts area to discover even more to read/watch: apps.apple.com/us/app/too-m...
App screenshot from "Too Much Kyle"
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Kyle Ford @houseofkyle.com · 20/09/2026
🥧 It's Sunday morning, which means it's once again time for a piping hot issue of Kyle's Junk Drawer! newsletter.houseofkyle.com/blank-ca…
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Blank Canvas
☕️ Enjoying this newsletter and other projects? Help keep things free for others by becoming a supporter for just $1/month. 🗞️ Reading Recs Want more links? Visit the Link Shack. On Artificial IntelligenceWow, what a ride the last few years have been. 😬 The Amish aside (straw hat tip), it feels like
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2026
this dude was driving a Dodge Charger with Thin Blue Line & Punisher skull bumper stickers, so I actually have a good idea of his battles (family court, Woke)
old guy in a tee reading 

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing About
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Viggy Startusk (@velvettusk) on Twitter:

Cop: "Detective, we already had the chalk outline taken care of. His bulge is accurate enough"

Dick Tracy: "Almost finished"
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