iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 1h

there's still five days left to enter the draw to win a Buzzball biggie signed by Kemi Baddenoch

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 6h

Proud Graduate of the Mr Hulot School of Normal Posture

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 6h

I love painting skin tones. And this guy looks exactly like Michael D Higgins which makes it even better.

A model of a tiny guy riding on the shoulders of a much bigger guy.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 11h

I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know people in every industry saying "I need to get out of this industry".

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

is it basic engineering practices

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You will never defeat us, small group of half-naked men we found in the bushes

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”.

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, at least nobody will be talking about the Iraq War anymore, we've now found the worst thing Labour has ever done

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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

OK, Washington Post, enlighten me. What is the bright side of being a Nazi?

Washington Post headline and subhead: "She helped lead a far-right internet movement. Then it turned on her. Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes’s model 'groypettes.' A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame."

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would love to get a Tory MP to explain to me why they think I should have different rights under the law and why they think that means I should vote for them.

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Worth mentioning that he considers himself to be a genuinely great Christian theologian.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026

"star wars is still a profitable corporate-owned intellectual property for children"

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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my sister’s husband did not get me this job so that you could just waltz in with your americano and your two napkins and just shit all over four proud months of tradition at Pyooblr, the number 2 pube grooming app

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"rapidly medicalised layabouts" If you want to know what the current push to delegitimise ADHD and autism diagnoses is about, it's coming from shitheads like this.

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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now

He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 25/09/2026

“People want to fuck the mascot for the surveillance app from the company that enabled the genocide.”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got kicked out of the death cult for playing my kazoo during the purification ritual

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes everything will get worse forever but you have to understand it’s vital for Nvidia’s share price, which we all collectively agreed was the most important thing.

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kess.bsky.social @kess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“You don’t really care for music uwu” Kawaii Leonard Cohen

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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm not clicking the video but this is already a perfect reaction image

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow you’d think their engineers would learn to properly sandbox or

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merritt @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Quick practice bust, painted purely with white and burnt umber, to practice cast shadows. Also a little orange.

A bust on a plinth. The busy is a dirty white colour and appears to be floating, it shows a man tying a tie. The plinth behind him is bright orange.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cancelled Netflix. I’ve been a subscriber since the first day it was available in the UK, 14 years ago. You’ve got to be pretty fucking bad to cut through that level of inertia.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

full frontal???

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Switched to a V60 while my espresso machine is out of action and honestly it’s *absurd* that a cheap plastic cone makes an incredible cup of coffee.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 72nd anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives, and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

Daily Mirror front page shows grainy image of horde of children in a cemetery, and the headline “Amazing scene as hundreds of children rush cemetery”

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m not sure they’re going to get anything too incriminating when their boss went in front of congress to demand they get to hire a lot of goatfuckers.

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Right so someone will need to explain to me like I’m five years old why this fellow is at liberty.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026

A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 22/09/2026

my smart glasses told me "hey, it looks like you're beating your wife. that's not the best approach to being a good husband" and it really turned my life around

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