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Dave Convery

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With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 1h
No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.
Screenshot of an advert for a deluxe edition of Dracula on Kickstarter. It shows the book, a yellow hardback with red embossed text, as has the text “DRACULA IS LIVE” imposed on it.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i didn't like the solid two-feet-planted pose of the new 40k ork Dakkarig, so i reposed it to a more rickety-looking grot rig with a loopier Killa Kan vibe. The banner isnt perfect, but then it's my first time trying to paint an album cover on a space the size of a penny
goblin dakka rigfee fi fo fum🎵 his name is Gobbo, and he's friends with Arkhan Land 🎵
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 5h
I have spent the entire day at the tiny Maltese tourist attraction built around the set of the Robert Altman Popeye film. *dissociating wildly*
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 14h
Charles has a new hammer.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes I don’t think there’s a ton of difference in me being from Northern Ireland and my wife being from England, but she’s onto hour six of rhapsodising about some *water biscuits* she was served at lunch and honestly that does feel absolutely baffling to me.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 06/10/2026
Tuesday
some sort of ring-type doorbell but with a claymore mine apparently wired into it.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s so funny to imagine what the UK could be like if it took seriously any of its cultural icons—that aren’t wizards, Shakespeare, or in possession of good fortune but in want of a wife. We could have Tyranid statues at Heathrow. Perhaps a grisly frieze depicting Servitor conversion at Gatwick.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bring on the asteroid
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 05/10/2026
40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts
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Ben M | Periapt Games @periaptgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
couple of local kids staked Dracula. he turned into a cloud to get away and they vaped him. most fucked up thing... they straight up vaped him man. i don't even know if it was malice, it was like they were just operating on instinct. weren't filming a tiktok or nothing. #OctoberScaries #nonsense
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playing music on your phone speakers in an airport concourse should be grounds for mulching. Straight into a turbine and shovelled onto a hedge, no arguments.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bag trays in the tray stack! Baggage power
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo on a yellow background, but the text has been changed to say “Judging people at the airport”.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it will work this time, ignore the last couple of decades.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 08/07/2023
They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You're not an Ai influencer”, the sickest of burns a pope has ever received
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dunelm on a Saturday is like a free-range head injury ward
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cringe isn’t a real thing except for this exact thing, which makes me want to turn fully inside out from secondhand embarrassment.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mine is a bad impression of Izzard’s James Mason impression. Mostly just saying “James Mason” over and over.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She wants to be flowers, but failing that: class war.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Chrïs @whiterhinotea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Owl Service
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marketers! Just because your CMS supports a “time since last purchase” cadence, it doesn’t always make it a good choice.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re brack, britches
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just watched a guy cycle through a red light, both hands off the handlebars, peeling string cheese and dropping it down his throat. While I don’t wish harm on anyone, if you are going to cycle like an absolute twat it should be in a way that will get you a one-line obit in Fortean Times.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 01/10/2026
People need to understand the people leading the AI industry, transhumanist/longtermist/EA movements, and tech broadly, as died-in-the-wool pseudoscientists, denialists (climate change, the holocaust), and crank purveyors of conspiritualist woo of the highest order. The height of Rationalism.
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just watched a guy cycle through a red light, both hands off the handlebars, peeling string cheese and dropping it down his throat. While I don’t wish harm on anyone, if you are going to cycle like an absolute twat it should be in a way that will get you a one-line obit in Fortean Times.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The BBC does genuinely seem to be trying to save money where it can; they scrapped an undercover investigation where Amol Rajan went out clubbing with a view to exposing the easy access to poppers because they didn't want to pay for the Amol night rate
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Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friction is underrated for psychological health. Some small stuff needs to be annoying so we can practice resilience for the bigger stuff. And that's why my midweek hangover is good actually. I'm basically doing excellent psychological work on myself by struggling to get out of bed.
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Matty @zagrebista.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Spooky Season!
The Playstation can produce mind-boggling effects skellingtons
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's still five days left to enter the draw to win a Buzzball biggie signed by Kemi Baddenoch
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proud Graduate of the Mr Hulot School of Normal Posture
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love painting skin tones. And this guy looks exactly like Michael D Higgins which makes it even better.
A model of a tiny guy riding on the shoulders of a much bigger guy.
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check his hard drive. For monkey jpgs.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know people in every industry saying "I need to get out of this industry".
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