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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 9h
I'm enjoying that Robert Pattinson is clearly the meme of the year, but mainly because it's entirely incredibly grainy gifs clearly ripped from pirate recordings of cinema screens.
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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 11h
This beauty was a couple of weeks ago.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just thought of a good post for when Mike Myers dies, watch this space!
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Blimeyguvnor @blimeyguvnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
found this old clip of Film 83 on my phone where Barry Norman swears at Sean Connery
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A clip from the music video for the David Bowie and Trent reznor song I'm afraid of Americans, which is basically just Trent reznor following David Bowie for the entire video around. Maybe Los Angeles or something I don't know.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boooo #gbbo
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really hoping gender-swapped Ned Flanders is the first baker off the show I'll be honest
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are smoke alarms designed so that the low battery alarm will always go off just as you are about to go to sleep?
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026
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Dom Cycling @domcycling.com · 14/09/2026
Every new football season, Trafford Council tell us about how they’re cracking down on illegal, antisocial and dangerous match-day parking. But then every match, the streets look like this.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Congratulations to Spain for managing to beat the entire middle east in designing the world's least interesting racing circuit
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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Jeff McMahon @jeffmcmahon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
POV: You are receiving oral sex from a deer.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Learnt something fun last night. If you watch anime on Disney+ in Japanese with subtitles it will assume you want to watch everything like that resulting in Japanese X-Files.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
here you go
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another compilation video from yesterday's fascist paramilitary 'storm' action in #Dover town and at the Port of Dover. #FarRight Some national security-related observations below.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They're calling it the new golden age of webcomics
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still get annoyed every time I have to go London, but it is much nicer than it used to be (having to admit this makes me more annoyed)
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today I was visiting Freiburg am Breisgau and while attempting to use a public toilet I witnessed a turd so large that I know the memory of it will haunt me for the rest of my life. I estimate it was rearing up around half a foot out of the water and was the width of an adult man's arm.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know someone lived a good life when every single post is about what a positive impact they had, and most of them are about completely different things
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026
It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit
A photo of a kid reaching out to someone dressed as Goofy in a chef outfit while some guy in a hat stands in the background
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saskwatch @saskwatch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Good service" by Cross Country standards
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Prestige is a really dumb and boring film that tricks people into thinking they are clever by having the most obvious twists in cinema history.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Worth saying that they alleged it was a credible threat to "embarrass" Farage in public, apparently failing to recognise that Farage had already organised that himself.
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Harry Taylor @harrytaylor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Astonishing. The Press Association understands Essex Police did not tell Nigel Farage, or any other Clacton candidate, not to attend the count. This is after after his and Reform UK's claim Essex Police advised him against it due to a "credible threat".
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Desecrate the grave anyway
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Science! I think this is working, not actually sure
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just had a moment of complete and utter terror before remembering I ate beetroot yesterday
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Walt Shitman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Fantasy author” is a fake job created by Big Hat to sell big black hats.
George R. R. Martin wearing a black fisherman’s capSir Terry Pratchett wearing a big black hatJo Walton wearing a big black hat.Robert Jordan wearing a really big black hat.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man looks like Mel Gibson headbutted a wasps' nest
my man
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Dave Jones @cleanpowerdave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lies. It's 200 times when solar panels are "mentioned" in the fire report. e.g. “the fire did not reach the solar panel”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 09/08/2026
I agree with this piece - I don't really wear headphones when out and about - and find the extreme strong reaction to it fascinating and a bit depressing, especially as the angle is "it's nice to live in a society, must we all be in our little auditory bubbles all the time"
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Genuinely kind of suprised by how vociferously people are objecting to the idea of taking off headphones. I find few things more creatively stimulating than going for a walk and listening to the world go by, and I'd have definitely missed out on some memorable conversations with strangers.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 08/08/2026
SLEEPING DOGS is on sale for like 3 bucks... i will now sing the praises of sleeping dogs. sleeping dogs is like if gta was very good instead of super insecure and littleboyish. sleeping dogs is so confident and rad and fun. play sleeping dogs imo store.steampowered.com/app/307690/S...
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love that I have perfected my youtube algorithm so I basically just get recommended eccentric dudes tinkering in sheds to make pointless engineering doodads www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co57...
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Supersonic Trebuchet
YouTube video by Tom Stanton
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There is a railway bridge near my parents' house that gets hit by lorries about 3 times a year and every time it happens my mum sends me a picture of the lorry stuck under the bridge. It's honestly great.
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just noticed that one of my Dahlias is fasciated
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
~taken from us too late~
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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lisa Simpson reading from a card: "Mr. Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone said my brother's dog looks like Jeff Daniels, & now I can't unsee it
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