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Al

@al--s.bsky.social
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he/him, verified "likely human".

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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 5m
Spite.
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 19m
October? how?
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 8h
creature Mouth perfec t size for put vicar in to preach! inside very Soft and Comfort
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 9h
there's still five days left to enter the draw to win a Buzzball biggie signed by Kemi Baddenoch
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 15h
Perfect t-shirts
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 15h
What 🏳️‍⚧️ do 🏳️‍⚧️ most 🏳️‍⚧️ of 🏳️‍⚧️ these 🏳️‍⚧️ people 🏳️‍⚧️ the 🏳️‍⚧️ head 🏳️‍⚧️ of 🏳️‍⚧️ trust 🏳️‍⚧️ and 🏳️‍⚧️ safety 🏳️‍⚧️ just 🏳️‍⚧️ blocked 🏳️‍⚧️ have 🏳️‍⚧️ in 🏳️‍⚧️ common? 🏳️‍⚧️ We’ll 🏳️‍⚧️ never 🏳️‍⚧️ know 🏳️‍⚧️ alas
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 19h
Anyone able to give Ed actual non-joke help?
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 19h
That AI arsehole can never understand why I want to see the same band four nights in a row. Utterly no understanding of the very point of music, of creativity.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 20h
Most TV is just this now.
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 20h
So anyway dropped £330 on Hold Steady tickets this morning guess I should book hotel too. First weekend in march is sorted
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 20h
This is not a fun episode. It is good. But harrowing.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 21h
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 21h
I wonder what eg Taylor-Wimpy homes tree budget is per year?
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 23h
Great turnout for the Highlander memorial screening for my dad tonight, which also featured the unsettling realization that I had, in fact, NEVER seen it. It‘s been such a cultural Thing in my life (and our household), I just assumed I had??
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22h
Just dropped the car at the garage abd was walking back texting Mrs Beth to let her know and some guy who saw me crossed the full width of the pavement to try to force me to move out of his way, I assume as punishment for being on my phone while walking and not paying attention.
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Andy Burnham's speech and posting through it is self harm
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let the intrusive thoughts win
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Andy Arthur💃🏰⚓🦌 Threadinburgh 🧵 @threadinburgh.scot · 29/09/2026
Less of a joke and more of a question: How many BT engineers does it take to change a lightbulb because I stopped counting at 30 vans 🤔🧮
Photo. Lots of BT openreach vans parked around a suburban street with a park in the middle
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Sb @xtasbe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You do realise that scrapping the pension triple lock will fuck us over and not current pensioners
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ridiculous
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This project is not rooted in vision zero and literally throws people cycling through the area under the bus. People will carry on cycling through because they will feel safer and this will prompt calls for a crack down.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With the conversations happening here today, I'm thinking about how Ellis gets to have a "second chance" without doing any of the work to change or even meaningfully apologise to the scores of women he harmed and manipulated. All he had to do was wait a while.
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i know my preferred angle if they were dogging i will have to call in sick tomorrow with hysterics
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turkmenistan President Serdar Berdimuhamedov with the look of a man who has won a trouser press on Bully’s prize board, only to immediately lose it.
Serdar Berdimuhamedov marking the 35th year of Turkmenistan’s independence, of which he is the third dictator in that time.
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Roger @rogger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You haven't heard [song], so you live in a bubble" isn't an inherently trash take, it just dives dick-first into the dumpster when followed by "...which is your fault for being a sanctimonious hipster, as opposed to me, an understander of The People"
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The client is open to 2 different backgrounds: An experienced highways, Street Works or asset management specialist or Someone earlier in their career / switching career with strong software or product knowledge, salary £25k
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always "the army needs more money" and never "the army is catastrophically wasteful with a frankly enormous budget". Guess it's not the NHS!
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BIKE RACING GOOD GOD
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Ned Boulting @nedboulting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While you watch the Hommes
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cork was an amazing audience! Thank you!
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Mabel Logan @mabellogan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isle of Rum from singing sands beach on the Isle of Eigg Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙 🌊
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God the @psbhq.bsky.social gig at Alexandra Palace was a triumph
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well well. SOMEONE has read the memo about Coleman’s Law of Right Hammerings. Eight second half goals and no quarter given.
Ross Co 14-0 Hearts II
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyone who follows me going to PSB at Alexandra Palace tonight?
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you, having lost your posting way: somebody said something bad about some article or whatever. let's talk about this for a long time rjc, understanding posting at a granular level: new cuntroaches demo
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 24/09/2026
Pals I see you sharing links to London Daily & need you to know it's AI bullshit. The Louise Michel is real, Banksy really funded it, but that started in 2020 & the LD link people are sharing is timestamped to today but written as if it's 2020 & elides all the actual journalism about it.
Screenshot reads as follows: 

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology.

Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic. It meticulously filters out biased or manipulated content, offering you factual summaries essential for your knowledge as an informed citizen.

Our aim is not to replace mainstream media but to provide you with succinct summaries of key headlines, encouraging you to explore these stories in greater depth through your favorite mainstream news sources.

As a privately funded, non-profit initiative, our mission is to provide a concise and comprehensive overview of current events as part of a broader project to enhance fact-checking and AI journalism for journalists and publishers worldwide.

We are building a tool that will help professional journalists and traditional mainstream news outlets enhance their news delivery, boost their readership, ease their workload, and lower their costs while increasing their productivity—all aimed at improving content reliability and readability.
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's perhaps time we had the reminder that making generalisations about "cyclists" is about as useful as, say, assuming great aunts are also some sort of homogenous group who can be defined via what is just one element of who they are.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
okay, today’s spicy hot take because I’ve seen this three times already this morning: The U.K. does not have any such thing as a ‘legal name’ this is a good thing! unequivocally! this means it also applies to people we don’t like
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
what I’m real tired of is “oh don’t you mean HIS REAL NAME” there is no such thing as a real name!!! unless you are the fey in which case YOU KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a stunner, lovely work
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A metre-guage steam loco returned to nature (on the Olympia railway, in Pyrgos)
In the bushes, the outline of a steam locomotive can just about be seen
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Roger @rogger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s safe to say that I got cocky with my new startup idea, trying to sell Australian lavatories through US supermarkets. I really just assumed I knew what I was doing. Bad case of the Dunny Kroger effect.
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Weather got a bit exciting. Very heavy rain, lightning, strong winds. Cleared now, and spotted dolphins.
My dad, in a yellow rain jacket, at the wheel of a yacht in a sideways downpour
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Al @al--s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ooh that's quite some weather
An extremely heavy but very localised rain downpour over the sea off zakynthos
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Noises for Physical Media Perverts: Vol. 2
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